Joke of the Day: 365 Family-Friendly Jokes

by | Feb 1, 2026 | Latest News, School Jokes

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May Jokes

  1. May 1st May Day Jokes: Did you hear Ted Danson AKA Sam “May Day” Malone is the spokesperson for May Day?
    • May 1st, 2026 National School Principals’ Day: Principal Jokes: Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!” Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?” Boy: “No.” Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.” Boy: “And do you know who I am?” Girl: “No,” Boy: “Thank goodness!”
  2. May 2nd, 2026: Kentucky Derby Jokes The Kentucky Derby is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
  3. Pilgrim Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
  4. May 4th: May the 4th Be With You What a great week! May is the best month! May 2nd is the Kentucky Derby. May the Fourth is Star Wars Day…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Sixth! All in the 1st week!
  5. May 5th: Cinco De Mayo Jokes I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco De Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
  6. I asked my elementary principal when her birthday was and she said March 1st… I have been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me.
  7. Nurses Week: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” 
  8. Why do nurses go to art school?… In case they have to draw blood.
  9. Kentucky Jokes: I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.”
  10. May 10th Mother’s Day Jokes: What did the digital clock say to its mother?… “Look, Ma! No hands!”
  11. Massachusetts Jokes: What is the Pope’s state in America?… “Mass”achusetts.
  12. Pope Jokes: What is the Pope’s favorite college in America?… “Mass” Maritime.
  13. Pope Jokes: Pope Leo XIV is a Chicago Cubs fan… He hates the Cardinals.
  14. Mailman Jokes: What did the envelope say to the stamp?… Stick with me, and we’ll go places!
  15. May 15th Endangered Species Day: All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
    • May 15th Chocolate Chip Day: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds.
  16. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best May jokes.
  17. Saturday, May 17th, 2026 Preakness Stakes Jokes: In honor of the Preakness Stakes: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye. 
  18. 2025 Preakness Stakes Jokes: Who is a an English teacher’s favorite race horse of all time?… Journalism.
  19. What’s Up Norm? Top 10 Lines From Norm Peterson: Coach:”What’s shaking, Norm?” Norm: “All four cheeks and a couple of chins.”
  20. Lacrosse Jokes: Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the playground?… To get to the other slide.
  21. Navy Jokes: Navy captain: “Change your course, 10 degrees W” Seaman 1st Class: “Change yours 10 degrees E” Navy captain annoyed: “I’m a Navy captain. Change your course.” Seaman 1st Class: “You must change your course, sir.” Navy captain: “I’m an aircraft carrier..” Seaman 1st Class: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
  22. World Turtle Day: Turtle Jokes What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck 
  23. Jokes for the Last Day of School: School Sign on the Last Day of School: Dear Parents, Tag your it! Love the Teachers.
  24. Lacrosse Jokes: Maryland Jokes: You’re from Maryland?… Please tell me all you know about lacrosse and crabs.
  25. Indy 500 Jokes: What don’t Indianapolis 500 drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
  26. May 25th, 2026 Memorial Day Jokes: A nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about Memorial Day Weekend. “We live in a great country. We should be happy that we are all free.” A little boy came walking up to her. He stood with his hands on his hips & said. . . .“I’m not free. I’m 4.” 
  27. High School Graduation Jokes: High School Graduation: where the tassel was worth the hassle!
  28. Army Jokes: A recruiter asks an octopus if he wants to join the Army… The octopus says no thanks I’m army enough as it is.
  29. Graduation Jokes: Duke Basketball Jokes: Duke graduates have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC graduates have trouble spelling “Smith.” (North Carolina Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  30. Prom Jokes: What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste!

January Jokes

  1. January 1st: Jimmy Buffett Jokes: What is the most requested Jimmy Buffett song for a New Year’s Day champagne toast?… Bubbles Up!
  2. January 1st: January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Abbie!… Abbie who?… Abbie New Year!
  3. January 3rd, 2026 Wolf Moon Jokes: What’s do wolves eat before going to see the Full Wolf Moon?… Awooooo-gula salad!
  4. January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes: Field Trip Jokes: Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip.
  5. January 5th: National Bird Day Jokes: Field Trip Jokes: What do you call a bird that is sad to be going on a field trip? … A Blue Bird!
  6. Georgia Jokes: Constitution Jokes: What’s the first amendment in Georgia’s Constitution?… Freedom of Peach.
  7. Basketball Joke of the Day: January 1st: What New Years Resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more.
  8. College Football Jokes: What college football team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
  9. Connecticut Jokes:
  10. Stranger Things Jokes: I wasn’t sure that Netflix would ever find success producing their own content. Then again… Stranger Things have happened!
     Netflix     would ever find success producing their own content. Then again… Stranger Things have happened!
  11. January 11th: National Milk Day Jokes: My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior… He was a danger to himself and udders. 
  12. Music Jokes: What is the #1 requested U2 song on January 1st?… New Year’s Day.
  13. January 13th National Rubber Ducky Day: Sesame Street Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who Ernie sings about during bath time “you’re the one You make bath time lots of fun”?… Rubber Ducky.
  14. Friday the 13th Jokes: Friday, January 13, 2034 What sort of parties do people generally organize on Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
  15. January 15th: National Hat Day Jokes: Music Jokes: What a weird day! First I found a hat full of money. Then I was followed around by some guy with a guitar. 
  16. New Year’s Eve Jokes: May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.
  17. Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’ the Pooh’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin.
  18. January 18th: Winnie the Pooh Jokes: Winnie The Pooh Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
  19. January 19th College Football Championship: Who does Dr. Seuss want to win the college football National Championship?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
  20. January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes Popcorn Jokes:  I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater… It’s ok though, it still saved me money.  
  21. New Year’s Eve Jokes: A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  22. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy a blizzard coming in!
  23. January 23rd: National Pie Day Jokes: Texas Jokes: What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant?… Remember the à la mode!
  24. January 24th is National Peanut Butter Day… Spread the word.
  25. Snow Day Jokes: What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. 
  26. New Year’s Eve Jokes: What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne.
  27. What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?… I haven’t seen you for a year!
  28. Blizzard Jokes: Snow Jokes: This blizzard is snow joke.
  29. January 29th National Croissant Day: Why are croissant jokes always funny?…… Because they never get mold!
  30. Super Bowl LX Jokes: California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played on February 8, 2026.
  31. Easter Jokes: What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year!

February Jokes

  1. February 1st Snow Moon: Snow Moon Jokes: Groundhog Day Jokes: If Groundhog Day falls on the Full Snow Moon… does that mean we automatically get 6 more weeks of winter.
  2. February 2nd Groundhog Day Jokes: I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events Groundhog Day, and the State Of The Union Address. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.
  3. Groundhog Day Jokes:
  4. Top 10 Full Moon Jokes for Each Month: New England Jokes: How excited for the Snow Moon are New Englanders after spending several days shoveling out after Winter Storm Fern? (January 2026)
  5. New England Patriots Jokes
  6. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them I think I will pass.
  7. February 8th Super Bowl Jokes: 101 Super Bowl Jokes: Illinois Jokes: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
  8. February 8th Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes 101 Super Bowl LX Jokes:
  9. Super Bowl LV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
  10. Coffee Jokes: What month is the best for coffee? …. Feb – BREW – ary (Coffee Jokes)
  11. February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best February jokes
  12. What month is the Jake Paul’s favorite? …. Feb – BRO – ary.
  13. What month is the best month to tell a lie? …. Fib -ruary.
  14. What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary. (
  15. What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year.
  16. What is a ghost’s favorite month?… Feb – BOO – uary. (Halloween Jokes)

March

  1. Ohio Mar. 1, 1803 Ohio Jokes: Canada Jokes: In Ohio they have a program for recovering Canadians… It’s called Eh Eh.
    • Mar. 1, 1867 Nebraska Jokes: I would tell you a joke about Nebraska… But it’s too corny. If you like dry humor though, I have a good one about Arizona! 
  2. March 2nd: 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there!
    • How many seconds are there in one year?… 12 – January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.  
  3. March 3rd, 2026: Worm Moon Jokes: What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late for the Worm Full Moon?… “Where in earth have you been?”
  4. March 4th Exelauno Day: What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th!
    • Veterans Day Jokes: What is a soldier’s least favorite date?… March 4th.
    • National Grammar Day: Grammar Jokes: With all the political debate raging in the U.S. right now, I thought it would be constructive to briefly review the first article in the Constitution. It’s “the.”
    • What is a veteran’s least favorite day of the year?… March 4th! 
  5. Pirate Jokes: 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! 
  6. March 6th National Oreo Day: Oreo Jokes:
  7. March 7th: National Cereal Day Jokes: Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
  8. March 8th, 2026 Daylight Savings Jokes: Labor Day Jokes: Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent Daylight Savings: “Haven’t you heard?”
  9. March 9th: National Meatball Day: In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs… Well seasoned and well rounded.
    • National Barbie Day: Barbie Jokes: They had a Barbie night for the Boston Red Sox… It was at “Ken” way park (Near #KenmoreSquare)
  10. March 10th: National Napping Day: Napping Jokes: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
  11. Pi Day Jokes: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
  12. Your March, marching orders… find us some more March jokes.
  13. Friday March 13th, 2026 Friday the 13th Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe their are back-to-back months with a Friday the 13th?… February 13, 2026 & March 13, 2026.
  14. March 14th Pi Day Jokes: Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
    • Friday the 13th Jokes: You’ve heard of Friday the 13th… But what about the next day? Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear.
    • Friday the 13th Jokes: What sort of parties do people generally organize on Pi Day, Saturday March 14th when it follows Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
  15. March 15th Ides of March Jokes: How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Pizza from Little Caesars!
  16. Your March, marching orders… find us some more Basketball Jokes for March.
  17. March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
    • “I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!”
    • How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter!
  18. Baseball Jokes: What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!”
  19. 2026 March Madness Jokes: First Four: March Madness = March Gladness when your team wins a First Four game. (Howard University, Texas, Prairie View A&M, Miami (OH))
    • First Four: March Madness = March Sadness when your team losses a First Four game. (UMBC, NC State, Lehigh, (11) SMU 79)
  20. Friday, March 20th: 1st Day of Spring: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
  21. Friday the 13th Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe that in 2026 there are three instances of Friday the 13th: February 13, March 13, and November 13.
  22. March Madness Basketball Jokes: What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket.
  23. Can February, March? … No, but April, May! (Spring Jokes)
  24. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
  25. March 25, 2026 Opening Day Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
  26. Sweet Sixteen March Madness Jokes: St. John’s Basketball Jokes 2026 East Sweet Sixteen: With the game-winning shot (and only 2 points of the game) to beat Kansas and advance St. John’s to the Sweet 16… Dylan became the “Darling of New York City.”
  27. Sweet Sixteen March Madness Jokes: Arkansas Basketball Jokes The “Empty” Roster Joke: Upon taking the job at Arkansas, Coach John Calipari joked about his rebuilding task by telling the media, “I met with the team. There is no team…”
  28. March Madness Elite Eight Jokes West Regional #2 Purdue Basketball Jokes “You can’t spell ‘FAILURE’ without ‘IU’” Purdue fans to Indiana fans.
    • South Regional: #9 Iowa Basketball Jokes: Iowa lotta money to my bookie… The #9 Iowa Hawkeyes sent the #1 Florida Gators back to the Swamp.
  29. March Madness Elite Eight Jokes East Regional #1 Duke Basketball Jokes Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” 
  30. March 30th: National Doctors Day: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
    • March 30th: National Pencil Day: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point!
  31. March 31st National Crayon Day: What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
    • March 31st National Prom Day: Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer at the prom?   

April Jokes

  1. April 1st: April Fool’s Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
  2. April 2nd, 2026: National Burrito Day Jokes: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
  3. April 3rd, 2026 Good Friday Jokes: TGIF….Thank God It’s Good Friday…..Please Do.   
  4. 2026 Final Four Jokes:
    • East Regional #2 UConn Basketball Jokes Even if you did not make a 3-pointer all night… UConn Do It, Braylon Mullin. UConn make the game winner from way downtown with 0.4 seconds left.
    • West Regional #1 Arizona Basketball Jokes Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe how loud the U OF A chants were?
    • Midwest Regional #1 Michigan Basketball Jokes Timeout… you want a Michigan basketball joke?
    • South Regional: #3 Illinois Basketball Jokes What state has the loudest March Madness fans?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  5. April 5th: Easter Jokes: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. 
  6. Women’s March Madness Jokes:
  7. Final Four Jokes: What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian
  8. Pilgrim Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
  9. Top 10 Masters Jokes “If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.” Gary Player
  10. April 10th, 2026 Top 10 Artemis II Jokes: The crew of the Artemis II had a candy bar snack on the dark side of the moon… It was a Milky Way DARK?
  11. Top 10 Masters Jokes Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. 
  12. April 11th: Top 10 Masters Jokes 
  13. April 12th Top 10 Masters Jokes 
  14. Masters Jokes: What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course. 
  15. April 15th: One Boston Day: U2 Jokes & Boston Jokes: Do you know what would be a great theme song for One Boston Day?… ONE by U2. Boston loves U2 and U2 loves Boston.
  16. Camping Jokes: Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired?… Because they just finished a March! 
  17. Boston Marathon Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you believe in 2026 it will be the 130th Boston Marathon.
  18. April 18th: Anniversary Jokes
  19. April 19th, 1775: Patriots’ Day Jokes: The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere… an absolute night mare for the British!
  20. April 20th: Top 10 Boston Marathon Jokes: What is the #1 marathon for cardiologists?… The Boston Marathon. They love Heartbreak Hill.
  21. April 19th – 25th: National Library Week | ALA: Pi Day Jokes: After years and years of rumors, pi finally announced that it was going to write a book about its own life. This was going to be its auto-pi-ography! 
  22. April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes: What makes the Earth so great?… It’s well-rounded.
  23. April 23rd, 2026: World Book Night Book Jokes: 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What’s black and white and read all over?… The Cat in the Hat.
  24. April 24th, 2026 Arbor Day Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! 
  25. April 25th, 2026 World Penguin Day: World Geography Jokes: What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica!
  26. Boston Marathon Jokes: 2025 Boston Marathon: Kenya believe Sharon Lokedi won her 1st Boston Marathon AND broke the course record by 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
  27. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.”
  28. April 28th, 1788 Maryland Jokes:You’re from Maryland?… Please tell me all you know about lacrosse and crabs.
  29. Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
  30. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers!