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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best fishing jokes.
- Music Jokes: What Steely Dan song is on every fisherman’s play list?… “Reelin’ In The Years.”
- Bastille Day Jokes: A kid was talking to his dad about Bastille Day. He said, “Isn’t that the day when everyone robs all the fish from the water?” “Bass-steal day.”
- Field Trip Jokes: What is a knight’s favorite meal on a field trip?… Swordfish.
- Music Jokes: Why is music like a fish?…. They both have scales!
- Field Trip Jokes: What do you call a fish with no I’s at the aquarium? … A Fssssssh!
- Why did Gollum open a seafood restaurant?… So he could serve his famous catch of the day.
- Why can’t Treebeard swim very quickly?… He’s just not a fish ent.
- Alaska Jokes: Why do Alaskans go fishing?… For the Halibut.
- Where is the best place to dock your fishing boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age.
- Cape Cod Jokes: What is the best way to communicate with a fish on Cape Cod?… Drop it a line!
- Cape Cod Jokes: Why did the Cape Cod fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes?… FSH.
- Seafood is the reel thing.
- Alaska Jokes: Masters Hole #4: What do you get when you cross a florist, an Alaska fisherman and an apple… Flowering Crab Apple!
- Alaska Pun: Seafood in Alaska is the reel thing.
- What do Navy sailors call a lazy fish?… slackerel.
- Alaska Pun: I like big halibuts and I cannot lie.
- Alaska Pun: It’s hard to be crabby when the food is so good.
- Where is the best place to dock your fishing boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age.
- Alaska Jokes: What do you call a fish from Alaska with no eyes?… FSH
- Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?… Just for the halibut.
- Alaska Jokes:Why did the Halibut blush?… Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
- What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?… The Reel World!
- What’s a sailor’s favorite meal?… Fish and ships.
- If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use?… Your fishing tackle.