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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best fishing jokes.
  2. Spiderman Jokes: What outdoor sport does Spider-Man like?… Fly fishing.
  3. Massachusetts Jokes: The Charlie Moore Outdoors Show is a very popular fishing show in Massachusetts. Wicked Tuna is also wicked pissah and wicked popular in Massachusetts.
  4. Sturgeon Moon Jokes: I hope you catch a good view of the Sturgeon Moon tonight… It’s a real catch!
  5. Sturgeon Moon Jokes: The Sturgeon Moon is a reminder that even big things can be caught with the right timing.
  6. Sturgeon Moon Jokes: What do you get when you combine a sturgeon and a full moon?… A lot of fish puns!
  7. Sturgeon Moon Jokes: Sturgeon says to the nurse: “There’s so many patients; who do I fix first?”.. Nurse says: “Ahh, a talking fish!”
  8. Sturgeon Moon Jokes: Why are sturgeon so good at telling stories?… Because they have a lot of “tails” to tell.
  9. Music Jokes: What Steely Dan song is on every fisherman’s play list?… “Reelin’ In The Years.”
  10. Bastille Day Jokes: A kid was talking to his dad about Bastille Day. He said, “Isn’t that the day when everyone robs all the fish from the water?” “Bass-steal day.”
  11. Cape Cod Jokes: I wanted to go fishing in Cape Cod… but I couldn’t find my reel motivation.
  12. 2026 Stanley Cup: Stanley Cup Jokes: What is the pre-game meal for the Vegas Knights?… Swordfish.
  13. Field Trip Jokes: What is a knight’s favorite meal on a field trip?… Swordfish. 
  14. Music Jokes: Why is music like a fish?…. They both have scales!
  15. Field Trip Jokes: What do you call a fish with no I’s at the aquarium? … A Fssssssh!
  16. Why did Gollum open a seafood restaurant?… So he could serve his famous catch of the day.
  17. Why can’t Treebeard swim very quickly?… He’s just not a fish ent. 
  18. Alaska Jokes: Why do Alaskans go fishing?… For the Halibut.
  19. Where is the best place to dock your fishing boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age. 
  20. Cape Cod Jokes: What is the best way to communicate with a fish on Cape Cod?… Drop it a line!
  21. Cape Cod Jokes: Why did the Cape Cod fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure!
  22. What do you call a fish with no eyes?… FSH.
  23. Seafood is the reel thing. 
  24. Alaska Jokes: Masters Hole #4: What do you get when you cross a florist, an Alaska fisherman and an apple… Flowering Crab Apple! 
  25. Alaska Pun: Seafood in Alaska is the reel thing. 
  26. What do Navy sailors call a lazy fish?… slackerel.
  27. Alaska Pun: I like big halibuts and I cannot lie.
  28. Alaska Pun: It’s hard to be crabby when the food is so good.
  29. Where is the best place to dock your fishing boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age. 
  30. Alaska Jokes: What do you call a fish from Alaska with no eyes?… FSH
  31. Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?… Just for the halibut.  
  32. Alaska Jokes:Why did the Halibut blush?… Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
  33. What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?… The Reel World!
  34. What’s a sailor’s favorite meal?… Fish and ships.
  35. If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use?… Your fishing tackle.