Wolf Moon Jokes

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1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Wolf Moon jokes.
2. What’s do wolves eat before going to see the Full Wolf Moon?… Awooooo-gula salad!
3. What is a great song for the Wolf Full Moon?… Werewolves of London by 3:30 Warren Zevon (Official Audio)
4. There is a huge Wolf Moon concert in 1980 in Ireland. Did you hear who the headliner was?… The Wolftones.
5. The J. Geils Band was one hour late to the Full Wolf Moon concert… I guess they Must of Got Lost.
6. Howl about that… What a fantastic Full Wolf Moon!
7. The Minnesota Timberwolves… the unofficial NBA basketball team of the Wolf Moon.
8. What Duran Duran song is a big hit at the Wolf Moon?… Hungry Like the Wolf.
9. What do you call a wolf that knows when the next full moon is?… Awarewolf.
10. NC State Basketball… The unofficial college basketball team of the Wolf Moon.
11. What do you call a wolf who does not show up for the Wolf Moon?… A where wolf.
12. What do wolves do at Wolf Moon parties?… They have a howling good time!
13. Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the Full Wolf Moon?… She needed to change. (Halloween Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
14. What is the Big Bad Wolf favorite moon?… The Wolf Moon.
15. You missed the Full Wolf Moon… Fur get about it.
16. The Full Wolf Moon… totally clawsome!
17. Seeing a Full Wolf Moon… it is un fur gettable!
18. This is a paws-itively great day… The Full Wolf Moon is tonight.
19. The Full Wolf Moon… paws-itively wild!
20. What is the #1 shirt for the Wolf Moon?… Three Wolf Moon shirts.
21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the name of the January Full Moon?
22. We had to wolf down your dinner to to catch the rising of the Wolf Moon.
23. Did you know The J. Geils Band played a Full Wolf Moon concert… Lead singer Peter Wolf would not miss it for the world.
24. Did you know The J. Geils Band was scheduled to play Full Wolf Moon concert, but did not play… Must of Got Lost.
25. What do werewolves read to their children before the Wolf Moon rise?… Hairy tails.
26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the meaning of the Wolf Moon?
27. How much is the Wolf Moon worth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters.
28. Why wasn’t the Wolf Moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
29. What do you call a house who turns into a building at the sight of the Full Wolf Moon?… A Werehouse. (Werewolf Jokes)
30. What squirms and howls at the Wolf Moon?… Wereworms. (Worm Jokes & Full Moon Jokes / Werewolf Jokes)
31. How does a werewolf like his steak on the Full Wolf Moon?… On the rare side!
32. Why do werewolves howl at the full Wolf Moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase! (Hunter Moon Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
33. What do you call a werewolf’s favorite dessert?… Moon-pies!
34. What did the wolf say to the friend who missed a day of school because of the Wolf Moon?… Howl are you?
35. NC State… The unofficial college of the Wolf Moon.
36. How is the Wolf Full Moon like some school years?… It has four quarters!
37. How is the Wolf Full Moon like a basketball game?… It has four quarters!
38. What is the unofficial song of the Wolf Full Moon?… The Whole of the Moon by the Waterboys.
39. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe explain the meaning of the Wolf Moon?
40. What is the best CD to listen to on the night of Full Wolf Moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers or Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. (Music Jokes)
41. When is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?… The Howl-o-days.
42. My favorite phase of the Wolf moon is croissant moon! (Croissant Jokes)
43. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the Wolf Moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
44. What is the unofficial song of the full moon?… The Whole of the Moon by the Waterboys.
45. Shoot for the moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut. (Hunting Jokes)
46. When is the Wolf Moon heaviest?… When it’s full!
47. What do you call a body of water on the Wolf Moon?… Lunacy. (Ocean Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
49. What do you call a wolf that knows when the next Full Wolf Moon is?… Awarewolf.
50. One day the Werewolf man comes home from work. His wife asks him “Hi Honey, how was work” to which he replies, “Shut up, how can you ask me such a stupid question at this time of the night! ” Later that evening she asks him if he’s hungry and wants to eat. He replies “Of course I want to eat! How can you ask me such a dumb question? I slave all day of course I want to eat!” Just before bed she asks if he’s ready to turn in. He roars at her, “Yes of course! I’m tired from working all day and your stupid questions. I’m going to bed right now!” The wife looks outside of her window and sees a full moon. “Oh”, she realizes. “It’s that time of the month again.” (Werewolf Jokes)
51. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me when the next Full Wolf Moon is?
52. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how the Wolf Moon gots its name?
53. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me what month is the Wolf Moon?
54. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me what time moonrise is for the Wolf Moon?