Fireworks Jokes

by | Jun 28, 2017 | Latest News

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  1. July Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about fireworks. 
  2. 4th of July Jokes: July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
  3. Teacher Jokes for July: I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors!
  4. Pirate Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite firework?… M-80.
  5. How do you know if you’ve bought good fireworks?… When the guy running the store gives you a high four. 
  6. The good news about making defective fireworks… Is that nobody points the finger at you. 
  7. Labor Day Jokes: How’s the fireworks business this summer?…Booming!!
  8. Labor Day Jokes: Who has to work on the 4th of July?… Fire. Fire works.
  9. July Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. 
  10. Black Friday Jokes: I went to a fireworks store yesterday looking for a Black Friday deal… I was blown away. 
  11. I’m good at fireworks displays… I’ve got a flare for it.
  12. Labor Day Jokes: Why don’t firefighters get the Fourth of July off?… Because fire works.
  13. Labor Day Jokes: Fireworks do their job after they’ve been fired. 
  14. Why should you research fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck! 
  15. Music Jokes: What Phil Collins song is dedicated to fireworks on the 4th of July?… In the Air Tonight.
  16. Police Jokes: An Phone and a firework were arrested on 4th of July… One was charged and the other was let off.
  17. Did you like the fireworks?… Yeah, they were a blast. 
  18. What is the price of fireworks these days?… I don’t know, but I bet it’s skyrocketed.
  19. Dad Jokes: “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded
  20. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers.
  21. This is ridiculous. It’s July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks. One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire. 
  22. Baseball Jokes: What do baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common?… Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly. 
  23. 4th of July Jokes: Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks… The four best F words ever!
  24. Teacher Jokes for July: Why did the fireworks fail their math test?… They were too busy exploding with excitement!
  25. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired. 
  26. What is a basketball player’s favorite type of firework?… a flare (screen). 
  27. What do fireworks drink?… Sparkling water.  
  28. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Who was the most volatile actor in The Lord of the Rings?… Orlando Boom! 
  29. July Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go see the fireworks? 
  30. Barber Jokes: Why did the firecracker go to the hair salon?… It needed to trim its bangs.
  31. Dinosaur Jokes: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?… Dino-mite!
  32. What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker.
  33. 4th of July Jokes: What should people never eat on July 4th?… Fire crackers.
  34. Dad Jokes: What did one firecracker say to the other?… My pop’s bigger than yours!
  35. Labor Day Jokes: Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July.   
  36. Labor Day Jokes: A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence. 
  37. What is the firecracker’s favorite snack?… Pop-sicles. 
  38. I will have to do some research on fireworks… to know which one will give me bang for the buck.
  39. My humor is so dry… I’m legitimately worried about stray fireworks this weekend.
  40. 4th of July Jokes: Did you hear about the fire cracker’s 4th of July party?… It was a BANG! 
  41. Memorial Day Jokes: Memorial Day PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. 
  42. Dinosaur Jokes: A dragon would never explode… But a dino might. 
  43. What did the firecracker shout on the 4th of July?… Red, white, and boom!   
  44. July 4th PSA: Just a friendly 4th of July reminder… That absolutely no one is going to watch the videos of the fireworks you recorded on your phone. 
  45. I don’t know about your feelings on fireworks… But they really brighten up my night. 
  46. Hot Dog Jokes: What do fireworks eat at a picnic?… Hot dogs and hamburgers, of course.
  47. What does everyone like to eat on the fourth of July?… It’s fire-crackers.
  48. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks at the Opening Ceremony? 
  49. I tried to trade a deer for fireworks… I want the best bang for my buck. 
  50. The police have arrested two men for stealing batteries and fireworks…. They charged one and let the other one off! 
  51. A guy from New Jersey bought a search engine and some fireworks… He bought-a-bing and bought-a-boom. 
  52. What can you use to light fireworks?… Well, fire works! 
  53. A dad gave his son $50 to buy some fireworks for the 4th of July. When the son returned, they tried a couple but none of them worked “Son, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work” “Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine.”
  54. Last 4th of July, I remember watching the fireworks on the TV… In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them. 
  55. Turning grandpas ashes into fireworks… Call it going out with a bang.
  56. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October!… It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over.
  57. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. 
  58. What’s a firework’s favorite food?… Bangers and mash! 
  59. What did the firecracker eat at the movies?… Pop-corn.
  60. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about fireworks? 
  61. How was the 4th of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst!  
  62. Did you know that you can get a day in jail for using illegal fireworks?… It’s a pretty light punishment. 
  63. “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.”
  64. What did the little firecracker say to the big firecracker?… Hi, Pop!
  65. Why don’t firefighters get the Fourth of July off?… Because fire works.
  66. Barber Jokes: Why did the firecracker go to the hair salon?… It needed to trim its bangs.
  67. You can take my fireworks from my cold dead fingers… One is over there, another is there.
  68. What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?… A firequacker. 
  69. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s 3rd of July party?… It was a BANG! 
  70. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Shelby… Shelby who?… Shelby glad to celebrate #4thofJuly with fireworks! 
  71. When shopping for fireworks is it best to buy 25 sparklers or 1 M80 for $1?… The M80 is more bang for the buck! 
  72. What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Let’s get together and “pop it like its hot.” 
  73. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good fireworks knock-knock joke? 
  74. What did the lightning say to the fireworks?… Hey! You stole my thunder. 
  75. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?… Dino-mite! 
  76. What did the dog say when it saw the fireworks go off?… Nothing, dogs can’t talk!
  77. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good fireworks knock knock jokes? 
  78. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! 
  79. Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display.I passed with flying colors.
  80. Did you hear about the boy who broke into a fireworks factory?… The police let him off! 
  81. Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July. 
  82. Why should you never watch fireworks on the TV?… Because it’s a dangerous place to light them! 
  83. What’s the best salad to serve on Guy Fawkes’ Night?…  Rocket!
  84. What happens when the firework sequence gets muddled?… They’re bang out of order!
  85. What do John Cena and 4th of July fireworks in Alaska have in common?… Can’t see ’em. 
  86. Police arrested two kids yesterday… one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off. 
  87. The nerve of some people! Here it is, July 8th and idiots are outside shooting off fireworks. They almost burned down my Christmas decorations on fire. 
  88. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job… After they’ve been fired. 
  89. How are women similar to fireworks?… They’re fun to watch from a distance, dangerous up close, and can be ignited by the smallest spark. 
  90. I hide photos on my computer of meI hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them.
  91. Turning grandpas ashes into fireworks… Call it going out with a bang. 
  92. Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display.I passed with flying colors.
  93. I launched my own clothing line this week. I knew I shouldn’t have lit the fireworks near the washing.
  94. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers.
  95. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Fathers Day Jokes)
  96. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fathers Day Jokes)
  97. What’s the most dangerous salad leaf?…  A rocket propelled grenade.
  98. What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks? A firequacker.
  99. What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework?  Dino-myte…
  100. A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off.
  101. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst!
  102. “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.”
  103. Food, Family, Fourth of july, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!