Fireworks Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about fireworks. 
  2. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
  3. Who has to work on the 4th of July?… Fire. Fire works.
  4. Music Jokes: What Phil Collins song is dedicated to fireworks on the 4th of July?… In the Air Tonight.
  5. Why don’t firefighters get the Fourth of July off?… Because fire works.
  6. Fireworks Jokes: Why did the firecracker go to the hair salon?… It needed to trim its bangs.
  7. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers.
  8. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors! 
  9. Dinosaur Jokes: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?… Dino-mite!
  10. What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker.
  11. Why did the fireworks fail their math test?… They were too busy exploding with excitement!
  12. What should people never eat on July 4th?… Fire crackers.
  13. What did one firecracker say to the other?… My pop’s bigger than yours!
  14. Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of #uly.   
  15. How’s the fireworks business this summer?…Booming!! 
  16. An Phone and a firework were arrested on 4th of July. One was charged and the other was let off. 
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. 
  18. Fireworks do their job after they’ve been fired. 
  19. A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the #fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence. 
  20. What do baseball pitchers and #TSA agents have in common?… Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly. 
  21. Why should you research fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck! 
  22. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s #4th of July party?… It was a BANG! 
  23. “Don’t light those fireworks!”
  24. What do fireworks drink?… Sparkling water.  
  25. I went to a fireworks store yesterday looking for a deal… I was blown away. 
  26. I’m good at fireworks displays. I’ve got a flare for it. 
  27. A #dragon would never explode… But a dino might. 
  28. What did the firecracker shout on the 4th of July?… Red, white, and boom! 
  29. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Firecrackers. 
  30. Who was the most volatile actor in The Lord of the Rings?… Orlando Boom! 
  31. How do you know if you’ve bought good fireworks?… When the guy running the store gives you a high four. 
  32. July 4th PSA: Just a friendly 4th of July reminder… That absolutely no one is going to watch the videos of the #fireworks you recorded on your phone. 
  33. The good news about making defective #fireworks… Is that nobody points the finger at you. 
  34. Hot Dog Jokes: What do fireworks eat at a picnic?… Hot dogs and hamburgers, of course.
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to go see the #fireworks? 
  36. What does everyone like to eat on the fourth of July?… It’s fire-crackers.
  37. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… #Canoe who?… Canoe light some more #fireworks at the Opening Ceremony? 
  38. This is ridiculous. It’s July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks. One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire. 
  39. What is the price of fireworks these days?… I don’t know, but I bet it’s skyrocketed.
  40. I tried to trade a deer for fireworks… I want the best bang for my buck. 
  41. Hey @tntfirework @interstatebatts! The #police have arrested two men for stealing batteries and fireworks…. They charged one and let the other one off!  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly
  42. What can you use to light #fireworks?… Well, #fire works!  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly
  43. #Happy4thofJuly @burgessdave! What is a #pirate’s favorite firework?… M-80.  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #pirates #tlap #fireworks
  44. What is a #basketball player’s favorite type of firework?… a flare (screen).  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #fireworks
  45. A dad gave his son $50 to buy some #fireworks for the #4thofJuly. When the son returned, they tried a couple but none of them worked “Son, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work” “Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine.”
  46. Last #4thofJuly, I remember watching the #fireworks on the TV… In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them.  #FourthofJuly 
  47. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop.  #snacks #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #fireworks #dads
  48. What’s a firework’s favorite food?… Bangers and mash!  #snacks #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #fireworks #dads
  49. We love @theskinnypop! What did the firecracker eat at the movies?… Pop-corn.  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #Fireworks #Movies #Popcorn
  50. Did you like the #fireworks?… Yeah, they were a blast.  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly 
  51. I don’t know about your feelings on #fireworks… But they really brighten up my night.  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #MentalHealth
  52. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about #fireworks?  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly 
  53. How was the #4thofJuly  #picnic?… The #hotdogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst!   #FourthofJuly 
  54. Did you know that you can get a day in jail for using illegal #fireworks?… It’s a pretty light punishment.  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly 
  55. “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.”
  56. What did the little firecracker say to the big firecracker?… Hi, Pop!
  57. Why don’t firefighters get the Fourth of July off?… Because fire works.
  58. Barber Jokes: Why did the firecracker go to the hair salon?… It needed to trim its bangs.
  59. You can take my fireworks from my cold dead fingers… One is over there, another is there.
  60. My humor is so dry… I’m legitimately worried about stray fireworks this weekend.
  61. I will have to do some research on fireworks… to know which one will give me bang for the buck.
  62. What do you call a #duck who likes watching #fireworks?… A firequacker.  #snacks #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #dads
  63. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s #3rdofJuly party?… It was a BANG!  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #fireworks
  64. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Shelby… Shelby who?… Shelby glad to celebrate #4thofJuly with #fireworks!  #FourthofJuly July 4th #summer 
  65. #Happy4thofJuly @Popsicle! What is the firecracker’s favorite snack?… Pop-sicles.  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #FourthofJulyWeekend #fireworks
  66. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in #October!… It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the #Christmas tree over.
  67. When #shopping for fireworks is it best to buy 25 sparklers or 1 M80 for $1?… The M80 is more bang for the buck!  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #FourthofJulyWeekend #fireworks
  68. We love @SnoopDogg! What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Let’s get together and “pop it like its hot.”  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #FourthofJulyWeekend #fireworks
  69. A guy from #NewJersey bought a search engine and some #fireworks… He bought-a-bing and bought-a-boom.  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #FourthofJulyWeekend 
  70. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… #June… June who?… June know how to tell a good #fireworks knock-knock joke?  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #FourthofJulyWeekend 
  71. What did the #lightning say to the #fireworks?… Hey! You stole my #thunder.  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #FourthofJulyWeekend 
  72. What do you get when you cross a #dinosaur with #fireworks?… Dino-mite!  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #FourthofJulyWeekend #dinosaurs
  73. We love @thefarmersdog! What did the #dog say when it saw the #fireworks go off?… Nothing, #dogs can’t talk!  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #FourthofJulyWeekend #longlivedogs
  74. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good #fireworks knock knock jokes?  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #FourthofJulyWeekend
  75. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s #ChristmasEve party?… It was a BANG!  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #fireworks #Christmas #ChristmasCountdown
  76. Did you hear about the boy who broke into a #fireworks factory?… The #police let him off!  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly 
  77. Hey @joblify_app @indeed @tntfireworks @Fireworks! Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of #July.  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #fireworks #careers #career advice #LaborDay
  78. Bullets and #fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired.  #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly
  79. Why should you never watch fireworks on the TV?… Because it’s a dangerous place to light them! 
  80. What’s the best salad to serve on Guy Fawkes’ Night?…  Rocket!
  81. What happens when the firework sequence gets muddled?… They’re bang out of order!
  82. Turning grandpas ashes into fireworks… Call it going out with a bang.
  83. What do John Cena and 4th of July fireworks in Alaska have in common?… Can’t see ’em. 
  84. Police arrested two kids yesterday… one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off. 
  85. The nerve of some people! Here it is, July 8th and idiots are outside shooting off fireworks.They almost burned down my Christmas decorations on fire. 
  86. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job… After they’ve been fired. 
  87. How are women similar to fireworks?… They’re fun to watch from a distance, dangerous up close, and can be ignited by the smallest spark. 
  88. Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display.I passed with flying colors.
  89. I hide photos on my computer of meI hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them.
  90. Turning grandpas ashes into fireworks… Call it going out with a bang.
  91. Police arrested two kids yesterday one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off. What do you call a firework that’s not very impressive?… Ok boomer.
  92. The nerve of some people! Here it is, July 8th and idiots are outside shooting off fireworks.They almost burned down my caught my Christmas decorations on fire. 
  93. What can you use to light fireworks?Well, fire works 
  94. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October!It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over. 
  95. What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?**A : Firequackers.** 
  96. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their jobAfter they’ve been fired.
  97. A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an AmericanShe shares the joys of being a part of the greatest country in the world, and asks her students to raise their hands if they are or want to be American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.There is, however,… 
  98. Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display.I passed with flying colors.
  99. I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it.
  100. I launched my own clothing line this week. I knew I shouldn’t have lit the fireworks near the washing.
  101. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers.
  102. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Fathers Day Jokes)
  103. A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence.
  104. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fathers Day Jokes)

  105. What’s the most dangerous salad leaf?  A rocket propelled grenade.
  106. What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks? A firequacker.
  107. What do you get if you cross a stegosaurus with a firework?  Dino-myte…
  108. A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off.
  109. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst!
  110. “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.”
  111. Food, Family, Fourth of july, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!

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