Astronaut Jokes

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1. Astronaut Jokes: What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes?… “I guess you had to be there.”
2. When can astronauts not land on the moon?… When it is full.
3. Astronaut Jokes: Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns!
4. Music Jokes: What is an astronaut’s favorite song by the band Europe?… The Final Countdown.
5. Solar Eclipse Jokes: What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?… The space bar during an eclipse!
6. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full!
7. How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
8. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.