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Google Search “Indy 500 Jokes”
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Indianapolis 500?
- Top 10 Lines From Norm Peterson Norm from Cheers: Gentleman, Start your taps.
- I’m not a racist, I just believe that the Indy 500 is superior to all other races.
- What is a Indy 500 driver‘s least favorite U2 song?… Out of control.
- Music Jokes: Fast Car by Tracy Chapman… the unofficial song of the Indy 500.
- What don’t Indianapolis 500 drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
- What was the snapping turtle doing at the Indianapolis 500?… About 1 mile per hour.
- What is Indiana Jones’ favorite sporting event?… The Indianapolis 500!
- What’s the difference between a presidential #election and an Indianapolis 500 race?… In the they wear their sponsors on their shirts!
- Do race drivers stop and take a nap?… Yeah, when they are getting tired. #cars Indianapolis 500
- What do you get when you run in front of an Indianapolis 500 car?… TIRED!
- What do you get when you run behind an Indianapolis 500 car?… EXHAUSTED!
- We love @NEAQ! Why are penguins good Indianapolis 500 race drivers?… Because they’re always in the pole position!
- What is Harrison Ford’s favorite sporting event?… The cars Indianapolis 500
- What did the ace car say to the letter R?… Come and join me!
- What is an Indianapolis 500 race car driver’s least favorite color?… Yellow (Caution Flag).
- What is an Indianapolis 500 race car drivers’ least favorite color?… a Checkered Flag.
- Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed at the Indianapolis 500?… because no-one else would be able to ketchup.
- You’re locked inside an Indianapolis 500 race car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course!
- My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the Indianapolis 500 #limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch.
- How are defensive lacrosse players like an Indianapolis 500 car?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
- If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indianapolis 500 knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indianapolis 500 knock knock jokes?
- What do you get when you run in front of a car?… TIRED (Marathon Jokes for Kids)
- What do you get when you run behind a car?… EXHAUSTED (Marathon Jokes for Kids & Track & Field Jokes for Kids)
- What don’t drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
- Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go camping?… MadaNASCAR! (Camping Jokes for Kids & World Geography Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a presidential election and a NASCAR race?… In NASCAR they wear their sponsors on
- Is it wrong to hate a certain race?… Because I’m not really a fan of the Indy 500.