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  1. May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Indianapolis 500?
  2. Penguin Jokes: Why are penguins good Indianapolis 500 race drivers?… Because they’re always in the pole position!
  3. Music Jokes: Fast Car by Tracy Chapman… the unofficial song of the Indy 500.
  4. I’m not a racist… I just believe that the Indy 500 is superior to all other races. 
  5. What don’t Indianapolis 500 drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.  
  6. Top 10 Lines From Norm Peterson Norm from Cheers: Gentleman, Start your taps.
  7. “I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn’t have to go so fast.” Steven Wright
  8. Indiana Jones Jokes: What is Indiana Jones’ favorite sporting event?… The Indianapolis 500!
  9. Music Jokes: What band is popular at the Indy 500?… Mike + The Mechanics!
  10. Turtle Jokes: What was the snapping turtle doing at the Indianapolis 500?… About 1 mile per hour.
  11. Election Jokes: What’s the difference between a presidential election and an Indianapolis 500 race?… In the Indy 500 they wear their sponsors on their shirts! 
  12. U2 Jokes: What is a Indy 500 driver‘s least favorite U2 song?… Out of control.
  13. Napping Jokes: Do race drivers stop and take a nap?… Yeah, when they are getting tired. 
  14. What did the ace car say to the letter R?… Come and join me!   
  15. Napping Jokes: What do you get when you run in front of an Indianapolis 500 car?… TIRED!  
  16. Napping Jokes: What do you get when you run behind an Indianapolis 500 car?… EXHAUSTED!  
  17. Crayon Jokes: What is an Indianapolis 500 race car driver’s least favorite color?… Yellow (Caution Flag). 
  18. Crayon Jokes: What is an Indianapolis 500 race car drivers’ least favorite color?… A Checkered Flag.   
  19. Hot Dog Jokes: Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed at the Indianapolis 500?… Because no-one else would be able to ketchup. 
  20. Lacrosse Jokes: You’re locked inside an Indianapolis 500 race  car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course! 
  21. Dad Jokes: My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the Indianapolis 500 limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch.   
  22. Lacrosse Jokes: How are defensive lacrosse players like an Indianapolis 500 car?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
  23. Navy Jokes: If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis.
  24. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indianapolis 500 knock-knock joke?  
  25. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indianapolis 500 knock knock jokes?  
  26. Camping Jokes: Which island off the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go camping?… MadaNASCAR!
  27. Is it wrong to hate a certain race?… Because I’m not really a fan of the Indy 500.
  28. Indy 500 nightmare…. having to go the bathroom with 100 laps left.
  29. Indianapolis 500 Pit Crew Pet Peeves: Drivers who want a free NASCAR mug with every fill-up.
  30. Indianapolis 500 Pit Crew Pet Peeves: For the rest of your life, any time you’re in a car that gets a flat, everyone just assumes that you should fix it.
  31. Indianapolis 500 Pit Crew Pet Peeves: It’s hard to make friends while reeking of methane.
  32. Indianapolis 500 Pit Crew Pet Peeves: Joke T-shirts that say “Pit Crew Guys Do It in 1.8 Seconds.”
  33. Winning Indy 500 Team: Getting showered with 10W-40 in victory lane celebration.
  34. I’d bet that with an Indy 500 Car race engine… you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.
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