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  1. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Indianapolis 500?
  2. Top 10 Lines From Norm Peterson Norm from Cheers: Gentleman, Start your taps.
  3. I’m not a racist, I just believe that the Indy 500 is superior to all other races. 
  4. What is a Indy 500 driver‘s least favorite U2 song?… Out of control.
  5. Music Jokes: Fast Car by Tracy Chapman… the unofficial song of the Indy 500.
  6. What don’t Indianapolis 500 drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.  
  7. What was the snapping turtle doing at the Indianapolis 500?… About 1 mile per hour.  
  8. What is Indiana Jones’ favorite sporting event?… The Indianapolis 500!
  9. What’s the difference between a presidential #election and an Indianapolis 500 race?… In the   they wear their sponsors on their shirts! 
  10. Do race drivers stop and take a nap?… Yeah, when they are getting tired.  #cars Indianapolis 500
  11. What do you get when you run in front of an Indianapolis 500 car?… TIRED!  
  12. What do you get when you run behind an Indianapolis 500 car?… EXHAUSTED!  
  13. We love @NEAQ! Why are penguins good Indianapolis 500 race drivers?… Because they’re always in the pole position!  
  14. What is Harrison Ford’s favorite sporting event?… The cars Indianapolis 500
  15. What did the ace car say to the letter R?… Come and join me!   
  16. What is an Indianapolis 500 race car driver’s least favorite color?… Yellow (Caution Flag). 
  17. What is an Indianapolis 500 race car drivers’ least favorite color?… a Checkered Flag.   
  18. Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed at the Indianapolis 500?… because no-one else would be able to ketchup. 
  19. You’re locked inside an Indianapolis 500 race  car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course! 
  20. My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the Indianapolis 500 #limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch.   
  21. How are defensive lacrosse players like an Indianapolis 500 car?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
  22. If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis.
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indianapolis 500 knock-knock joke?  
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indianapolis 500 knock knock jokes?  
  25. What do you get when you run in front of a car?… TIRED (Marathon Jokes for Kids)
  26. What do you get when you run behind a car?… EXHAUSTED (Marathon Jokes for Kids & Track & Field Jokes for Kids)
  27. What don’t drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
  28. Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go camping?… MadaNASCAR! (Camping Jokes for Kids & World Geography Jokes)
  29. What’s the difference between a presidential election and a NASCAR race?… In NASCAR they wear their sponsors on
  30. Is it wrong to hate a certain race?… Because I’m not really a fan of the Indy 500.