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- Music Jokes: February 1st February 1st, 1234 AD must’ve been the birth of the world’s best drummer… One / two / one two three four!
- February 2nd Groundhog Day Jokes: I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events Groundhog Day, and the State Of The Union Address. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.
- Groundhog Day Jokes: Does anyone know any new Groundhog Day jokes?… I keep hearing the same ones over & over & over again.
- New England Patriots Jokes: Super Bowl LV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
- Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them I think I will pass.
- February 6th: Massachusetts Jokes: Super Bowl LX Jokes: Super Bowl Sunday: 49 States “Please pass the remote” Massachusetts: “Gimme the Clickah!”
- February 7th Periodic Table Day Chemistry Jokes: We would like to apologize for not adding more chemistry jokes… but we only update them…. Periodically!
- Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX, the rematch between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, is only ONE day away?
- February 8th, 2026 Super Bowl Jokes: 101 Super Bowl Jokes: Illinois Jokes: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
- Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! We were CORRECTED @JasonLVoorhees “Actually it’s #Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are back-to-back months with a Friday the 13th?… February 13, 2026 & March 13, 2026.
- Friday the 13th Jokes: When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills!
- Friday the 13th Jokes: What sort of parties do people generally organize on SATURDAY February 14th following Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
- Friday the 13th, 2026: Friday the 13th Jokes: Cereal Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees & a box of cheerios?… A cereal killer.
- February 14th Valentine’s Day Jokes: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty!
- Friday the 16th, 2026: Presidents’ Day Jokes: Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
- February 17th, 2026 Mardi Gras Jokes: Mardi Gras Pun: Anyone who says they hate Mardi Gras is just jambalayin’!
- February 17th: Pancake Day Jokes: Leap Year Jokes: Where do most people eat on Leap Day?…
IHOP. - February 18th, 2026: Ash Wednesday Jokes: Church Sign: Lent is coming…. get your ash to church!
- February 6 – February 22, 2026. Winter Olympics Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Team USA beat Team Canada for the Gold medal in Women’s Ice Hockey IN OVERTIME?
- February 6 – February 22, 2026. Winter Olympics Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Alysa Liu Wins U.S. First Women’s Olympic Skating Gold Since 2002.
- February 6 – February 22, 2026. Winter Olympics Jokes: XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Brazil was the 1st South American country to win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics (2026)?
- February 6 – February 22, 2026. Winter Olympics Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me when the Women’s Ice Hockey was 1st introduced to the Olympics?… Women’s Ice Hockey made its official debut at the 1998 Winter Olympics in Nagano, Japan. The United States won the first-ever gold medal by defeating Canada 3-1 in the final on February 17, 1998. Finland took home the bronze medal, with six
- February 6 – February 22, 2026. Winter Olympics Jokes: Biathlon: Biathalon Jokes I don’t understand biathlon… I mean, how is it possible to have a rifle and yet finish at second place?
- February 6 – February 22, 2026. Winter Olympics Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the year of the 1st Winter Olympics?… The first official Winter Olympic Games were held in Chamonix, France, from January 25 to February 5, 1924.
- Top 10 Full Moon Jokes for Each Month: New England Jokes: How excited for the Snow Moon are New Englanders after spending several days shoveling out after Winter Storm Fern? (January 2026)
- Blizzard Jokes: So Siri tells me there’s a blizzard on the way, to which I say “Surely you can’t be serious” and she replies “I am serious and don’t call me Shirley.”… I must have left my phone in airplane mode.
- What month is the Jake Paul’s favorite? …. Feb – BRO – ary.
- February 20th, 2027 Snow Moon: Snow Moon Jokes: Groundhog Day Jokes: If Groundhog Day falls on the Full Snow Moon… does that mean we automatically get 6 more weeks of winter.
- February 29th: Leap Year Jokes: Navy Jokes: What does a Navy captain do during a Leap Year?… Jump ship.
- Friday the 13th Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe their are back-to-back months with a Friday the 13th?… February 13, 2026 & March 13, 2026.
- Friday the 13th Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe that in 2026 there are three instances of Friday the 13th: February 13, March 13, and November 13.
- What month is the best month to tell a lie? …. Fib -ruary.
- What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary.
- Leap Year Jokes: What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year.
- Ghost Jokes: What is a ghost’s favorite month?… Feb – BOO – uary.
- Coffee Jokes: What month is the best for coffee? …. Feb – BREW – ary
- February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best February jokes
- Ash Wednesday Jokes: On February 18th, 2026 U2 released “Days of Ash.”… Is this the unofficial or official EP of Ash Wednesday?
- Dad Jokes: How are corny dad jokes like Groundhog Day jokes?… You always keep hearing the same puns over and over again!
- George Washington Jokes: How was George Washington able to live through his 67th birthday?… He had a strong constitution!
- Candy Jokes: Did you know that candy hearts have been around since 1901?… I know — it’s heart to believe!
- Marathon Jokes: Why is Lent the best time to run a marathon?… That’s when you fast!
- Groundhog Day Jokes: When does Punxsutawney Phil know to look for his shadow?… When his inner circle tells him to gopher it!
- Fat Tuesday Jokes: Who should you crown as the King of Fat Tuesday?… The person who is the life of the Mardi!
- Did you hear that it’s supposed to rain chickens and ducks on National Weatherperson’s Day?… What a fowl way to spend their holiday!
- Fat Tuesday Jokes: Why should you order a burger on Fat Tuesday in New Orleans?… They serve the best French Quarter pounders!
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: What do you call two people who fall in love on Valentine’s Day in South Korea?… Seoul-mates!
- Whale Jokes: Did you know that February is Humpback Whale Awareness Month?… I’m not shore if I will celebrate, but I whale let you know.
- Good Friday Jokes: What kind of fish do Catholics eat on Fridays during Lent?… Holy Mackerals!
- Mardi Gras Jokes: Why should you strive to be like the Mardi Gras Parade?… It always has the right moves!
- What do you call a fuddy-duddy born at the beginning of February?… An Asquareius!
- Why is February 10th the quietest day of the month?… It’s the calm before the score!
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: What did the florist say to the man who saw the cost of roses in February?… Are you bouquet sir?
- Why do crawfish avoid getting into fights in February?… They don’t want to end up in hot water!
- Coffee Jokes: Why does coffee always taste better in the second month of the year?… It’s Feb-BREW-ary!
- Leap Year Jokes: What do you call an amphibian born on February 29th?… A leap frog!
- Leap Year Jokes: What do you do at the end of the last day of February?… You March on!
- Why can you trust no one in the second month of the year?… It’s Fib-ruary!
- Cemetery Jokes: What does someone’s tombstone read when they die between February 19th and March 20th?… Rest in Pisces.
- Leap Year Jokes: What should you wear on February 29th to stay safe?… Jumpsuits!
- Leap Year Jokes: How do you describe a frog in a Leap Year?… Very hoppy!
- Can February March?… No, but April May!
- Groundhog Day Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pun Pun who?… Punxsutawney Phil is about to predict the weather!
- Mardi Gras Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Bayou Bayou who?… Bayou a drink for Mardi Gras?
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Cocoa Cocoa who?… I’m cocoa-nuts for Valentine’s Day chocolates!
- Super Bowl Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Soup… Soup who?… Soup-er Bowl Sunday is the best time to stew over football scores!
- Ash Wednesday Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe U2 released on February 18th, 2026 “Days of Ash” U2 SURPRISE-DROP POLITICALLY CHARGED ‘DAYS OF ASH’ EP WITH SIX NEW SONGS?
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Cue Cue who?… Cue-pid’s arrow is pointed at you!
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Row… Row who?… Row-ses are red, chocolates are sweet, this Valentine’s Day can’t be beat!
- Mardi Gras Jokes: Don’t be like a crawfish this Mardi Gras… They are all hot and buttered!
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: I like Valentine’s Day candies a choco-LOT!
- Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl quarterbacks make the best snap decisions.
- Mardi Gras Jokes: I feel the need… the need for beads!
- Super Bowl Jokes: I’m touchdown for anything!… Punt intended.
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: What in carnation is this?… A bouquet on Valentine’s Day!
- Groundhog Day Jokes: Be like the groundhog this February… just gopher it!
- Super Bowl Jokes: I like big punts and I cannot lie!
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: When it comes to finding people to love… I think Cupid just wings it.
- Mardi Gras Jokes: This Mardi Gras… I want to stand bayou!
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: I can heart-ly wait for Valentine’s Day!
- Groundhog Day Jokes: Punxsutawney Phil knows what he’s doing… without a shadow of a doubt.
- Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl Sunday brings nacho average snack spread!
- Groundhog Day Jokes: How are corny dad jokes like Groundhog Day jokes?… You always keep hearing the same puns over and over again!
- George Washington Jokes: How was George Washington able to live through his 67th birthday?… He had a strong constitution!
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: Did you know that candy hearts have been around since 1901?… I know — it’s heart to believe!
- Marathon Jokes: Why is Lent the best time to run a marathon?… That’s when you fast!
- Groundhog Day Jokes: When does Punxsutawney Phil know to look for his shadow?… When his inner circle tells him to gopher it!
- Mardi Gras Jokes: Who should you crown as the king of Fat Tuesday?… The person who is the life of the Mardi!
- Did you hear that it’s supposed to rain chickens and ducks on National Weatherperson’s Day?… What a fowl way to spend their holiday!
- Mardi Gras Jokes: Why should you order a burger on Fat Tuesday in New Orleans?… They serve the best French Quarter pounders!
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: What do you call two people who fall in love on Valentine’s Day in South Korea?… Seoul-mates!
- Whale Jokes: Did you know that February is Humpback Whale Awareness Month?… I’m not shore if I will celebrate, but I whale let you know.
- Good Friday Jokes: What kind of fish do Catholics eat on Fridays during Lent?… Holy Mackerals!
- Mardi Gras Jokes: Why should you strive to be like the Mardi Gras Parade?… It always has the right moves!
- What do you call a fuddy-duddy born at the beginning of February?… An Asquareius!
- Why is February 10th the quietest day of the month?… It’s the calm before the score!
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: What did the florist say to the man who saw the cost of roses in February?… Are you bouquet sir?
- Mardi Gras Jokes: Why do crawfish avoid getting into fights in February?… They don’t want to end up in hot water!
- Coffee Jokes: Why does coffee always taste better in the second month of the year?… It’s Feb-BREW-ary!
- Leap Year Jokes: What do you call an amphibian born on February 29th?… A leap frog!
- Leap Year Jokes: What do you do at the end of the last day of February?… You March on!
- Why can you trust no one in the second month of the year?… It’s Fib-ruary!
- Cemetery Jokes: What does someone’s tombstone read when they die between February 19th and March 20th?… Rest in Pisces.
- Leap Year Jokes: What should you wear on February 29th to stay safe?… Jumpsuits!
- Leap Year Jokes: How do you describe a frog in a Leap Year?… Very hoppy!
- Can February March?… No, but April May!
- Mardi Gras Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pun Pun who?… Punxsutawney Phil is about to predict the weather!
- Mardi Gras Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Bayou… Bayou who?… Bayou a drink for Mardi Gras?
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Cocoa Cocoa who?… I’m cocoa-nuts for Valentine’s Day chocolates!
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Cue Cue who?… Cue-pid’s arrow is pointed at you!
- Valentine’s Day Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Row Row who? Row-ses are red, chocolates are sweet, this Valentine’s Day can’t be beat!
February 2nd: Groundhog Day Jokes:
- What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash.
- What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?… Ground-dog Day! (Puppy Jokes)
- What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?… He became a pound hog! (Dog Jokes)
- What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?… We’ll have six more weeks of splinters!
- Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?… He was having a bad lair day! (Psychology Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?… Ground Nog Day! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
February 4th: Super Bowl Jokes
- Why did the NFL football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
- What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
- What football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
- How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
- What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.”
- If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use?… Your fishing tackle. (Top Fishing Jokes)
- Why do coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward.
- Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.
- What do you call a lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker.
- Did you here about the football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub?
February 13th: Pancake Day Jokes
- Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped. (Top Psychology Jokes)
- What did the young pancake say to the old burnt pancake?… I don’t like your flip side. (Top Grandparents Day Jokes)
- What do the New York Yankees and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! (Top Baseball Jokes)
- How do you make a pancake smile?… Butter him up. (180 School Jokes)
- What’s the best pancake topping?… More pancakes.
- How do elves eat their pancakes?… In short stacks. (Top Christmas Jokes)
- How do leprechauns eat their pancakes?… In short stacks. (Top St. Patrick Day Jokes)
- When the little boy was making pancakes why did the batter run away?… Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
- Did you know today is Pancake day, apparently it just creped up on us..
- Thin French pancakes give me the crepes.
February 14th: Valentine’s Day Jokes
- Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty!
- Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?… No, but they had an apple.
- What did one oar say to the other?… “Can I interest you in a little row-mance?”
- Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?… Because it’s all heart.
- What did the pencil say to the paper?… I dot my i’s on you!
- What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on.
- Do you have a date for Valentines Day?… Yes, February 14th.
- “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”…“Really?”… “Yeah, you make me sick!”
- What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp?… Stick with me and you’ll go places!
- What do Chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?… They are all better rich! (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Coffee Day Jokes)
February 19th: Presidents’ Day Jokes (update) & Election Jokes (Electoral College: Highest to Lowest by State)
- Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie.
- Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed!
- How did George Washington speak to his army?…. In general terms.
- What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?… George Washingtoon!
- Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?…They’re both on the (s)cent!
- What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?…. Babe Lincoln
- What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?… Presidentures!
- Teacher: “John, do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?” Student: “No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!”
- What US president had long legs, a beard, and an unusual smell?… Abraham Stinkin
- What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?…. Ape Lincoln!
February 29th: Leap Year Jokes:
- What do athletes wear on Leap Day?… Jumpsuits.
- Where do most people eat on Leap Day?… IHOP.
- What kind of music do you listen to on Leap Day?… Hip Hop.
- What do the Chinese call the Year of the Frog?… Leap Year.
- What do you tell a hitchhiker on Leap Day?… Hop In.
- What is a frog’s favorite time of year?… Leap Day.
- What do you call a surgery on Leap Day?… A hop-eration.
- I wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day, but I decided to jump on the band wagon.
- My coworker was fired on Leap Day, apparently he picked the wrong time to jump off the deep end.
- I’m going to get married on February 29th, so I only have to remember our anniversary once every 4 years.