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  1. East Regional #1 Duke Basketball Jokes Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” 
  2. #2 UConn Basketball Jokes Following a loss to Creighton in 2025, Dan Hurley described his own team’s performance by simply stating, “Our defense was a joke.”
  3. West Regional #1 Arizona Basketball Jokes Why doesn’t the University of Arizona have ice on the sidelines?… The guy with the recipe graduated.
  4. #2 Purdue Basketball Jokes “You can’t spell ‘FAILURE’ without ‘IU’” Purdue fans to Indiana fans.
  5. Midwest Regional #1 Michigan Basketball Jokes Timeout… you want a Michigan basketball joke?
  6. #6 Tennessee Basketball Jokes After a win with 15 turnovers, Coach Barnes said, “At the end of the game with some of the passes that we throw… sometimes I wonder if my guys are betting on games.”
  7. South Regional: #9 Iowa Basketball Jokes: Iowa lotta money to my bookie… The #9 Iowa Hawkeyes sent the #1 Florida Gators back to the Swamp.
  8. #3 Illinois Basketball Jokes What state has the loudest March Madness fans?… Ill – i – NOISE!