March Jokes

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1. Ohio Mar. 1, 1803 Ohio Jokes: Canada Jokes: In Ohio they have a program for recovering Canadians… It’s called Eh Eh.
   • Mar. 1, 1867 Nebraska Jokes: I would tell you a joke about Nebraska… But it’s too corny. If you like dry humor though, I have a good one about Arizona! 
2. March 2nd: 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there!
   • How many seconds are there in one year?… 12 – January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.  
3. March 3rd, 2026: Worm Moon Jokes: What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late for the Worm Full Moon?… “Where in earth have you been?”
   • Lunar Eclipse Jokes: How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it.
   • National Pancake Day Jokes: Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped.
   • Blood Moon Jokes: Vampire Jokes: What is a vampire’s favorite Full Moon?… The Blood Moon.
4. March 4th Exelauno Day: What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th!
   • Veterans Day Jokes: What is a soldier’s least favorite date?… March 4th.
   • National Grammar Day: Grammar Jokes: With all the political debate raging in the U.S. right now, I thought it would be constructive to briefly review the first article in the Constitution. It’s “the.”
   • What is a veteran’s least favorite day of the year?… March 4th! 
5. Pirate Jokes: 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! 
6. Basketball Jokes for March: Which Dr. Seuss character would be great for a basketball dunk contest?… Hop on Pop!
7. March 7th: National Cereal Day Jokes: Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
8. March 8th, 2026 Daylight Savings Jokes: Labor Day Jokes: Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent Daylight Savings: “Haven’t you heard?”
9. March 9th: National Meatball Day: In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs… Well seasoned and well rounded.
   • National Barbie Day: Barbie Jokes: They had a Barbie night for the Boston Red Sox… It was at “Ken” way park (Near #KenmoreSquare)
10. March 10th: National Napping Day: Napping Jokes: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
11. Pi Day Jokes: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
12. Your March, marching orders… find us some more March jokes.
13. Friday March 13th, 2026 Friday the 13th Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe their are back-to-back months with a Friday the 13th?… February 13, 2026 & March 13, 2026.
14. March 14th Pi Day Jokes: Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
    • Friday the 13th Jokes: You’ve heard of Friday the 13th… But what about the next day? Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear.
    • Friday the 13th Jokes: What sort of parties do people generally organize on Pi Day, Saturday March 14th when it follows Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
15. March 15th Ides of March Jokes: How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Pizza from Little Caesars!Your March Madness, marching orders… find us some more March Madness jokes.
    • Sunday March 15th, 2026 The Oscars Movie Jokes: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
16. Your March, marching orders… find us some more Basketball Jokes for March.
17. March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
    • “I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!”
    • How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter!
18. Baseball Jokes: What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!”
19. Friday the 13th Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe that in 2026 there are three instances of Friday the 13th: February 13, March 13, and November 13.
20. Friday, March 20th: 1st Day of Spring: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
    • March 20th: World Frog Day: What is a frog’s favorite year?… A Leap Year.
21. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket.
22. Can February, March? … No, but April, May! (Spring Jokes)
23. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
24. Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the 1st day of Spring?
26. How excited was the gardener about spring?… So excited he wet his plants.
27. March 27th Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
28. What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes)
29. March 30th: National Doctors Day: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
30. March 30th: National Pencil Day: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point!
31. March 31st National Crayon Day: What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
32. Pi Day Jokes: If March 14th is really Pi Day… it would never end.
33. What did the mathematicians prepare for dinner on March 14th?… Chicken Pot Pi! 
34. What did the baker say on March 14th?… “It’s time to make the pi.”
35. College Basketball Jokes: What’s a veteran’s favorite sport?… March Madness. 
36. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it!
37. When is the best month to hold a protest?… March.
38. What should have been the day we chose to celebrate World Military Day?… March Forth! 
39. What is the #1 spring social event for college basketball players?… The Big Dance! (March Madness Jokes)
40. Who do math students follow on March 14?… The Pi-ed Piper.
41. What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud!
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43. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
44. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Jokes)
45. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: This March, do you think I could make some money selling a Cooper Flagg…. Flag?
46. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny.
47. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Top Gymnastics Jokes)
48. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella!
49. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness announcer of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
50. March Madness Pun: Filling out an office pool for March Madness is the most work I have done in the office since last March.
51. What traveled around the world over spring break but stayed in one place?… A stamp.
52. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is Spring?
53. Why did the farmer bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
54. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the Spring Vernal Equinox?
55. What do you call an emergency in spring?… May Day.
56. What’s the difference between summer rolls and spring rolls?… Seasoning.
57. Why is the florist so happy in the spring?… Because business is blooming!
58. Why did the computer go to the beach during spring break?… To surf the net!
59. What did the turtle family do when they began their spring break?… They shell-abrated!
60. Where do sheep go for spring break?… The Baa-hamas.
61. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
62. What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
63. Why is April so clean?… Because April showers.
64. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
65. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?… Two points just like everybody! (Top Basketball Jokes & Top Easter Jokes)
66. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily!
67. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes for the 1st day of Spring.
68. Why did the gardener bury his money?… To make his soil rich!
69. What falls, but never needs a bandage?… April showers.
70. Why don’t skeletons go on vacation during spring break?… They have no body to go with!
71. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
72. What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow.
73. I tried to catch the fog… but I mist.
74. It’s allergy season again?… You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
75. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Top Easter Jokes)
76. What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)! (Top Biology Jokes)
77. Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
78. What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
79. What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
80. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
81. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Top Summer Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
82. Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike?… It lost its petals.
83. What is the shortest month of the year?… M-A-Y.
84. Do you know about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
85. Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inch worm.
86. Do monkeys fall from the sky?… Yes! During APE-ril showers.
87. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets!!
88. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Doctor Jokes)
89. When do people start using their trampoline?… Spring-Time!
90. Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them.
91. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein!
92. Why did the boy start a gardening business?… Because he wanted to rake in the cash!
93. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden.
94. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants!
95. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon.
96. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather!
97. What spring break destination allows you to bring dogs?… Labrador, Canada.
98. Where do cows go for spring break?… Moo England.
99. Why didn’t the teacher wear shades over spring break?… Because her brightest pupils weren’t around.
100. What do sushi chefs play with their kids during spring break?… Go fish!
101. Why did the spring break college students miss their flight?… They had no spring in their step.
102. Why didn’t the spring break students go to the forest?… Because the trees said leave me alone.
103. What did the parents say to their kids when they went to the beach for spring break?… “Long time, no sea!”
104. What did the baker’s son do over spring break?… He loafed around.
105. What did the spring break college student say to his beach buddies?… Seas the day!
106. How does the sun listen to the news?… On the ray-dio.
107. What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?… Fowl weather.
108. What goes up when the rain comes down?… Umbrellas.
109. What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
110. What’s the most tear-jerking month?… May, because love—and pollen— are in the air.