Clean Prom Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best prom jokes. 
2. Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer at the prom?   
3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes! 
4. Prom Advice: “Life is a party. Dress for it.” Audrey Hepburn 
5. What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! 
6. A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line. 
7. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! 
8. What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! 
9. Never bring a girl named Autumn to the prom… because she’ll leave you. 
10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys prom night! 
11. Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.” 
12. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… He had no body to go with. 
13. What does a volleyball player do at prom?… Spike the punch.
14. What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste!
15. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! 
16. Why did the girl turn down the invisible man?… Cause she just couldn’t see going to prom with him! 
17. My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch.
18. Why did the orange take a prune to the high school prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date! 
19. I went to an ocean themed prom… It was a whale of a time. 
20. What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. 
21. Who do high school basketball centers like to dance to at the prom?… POST Malone. 
22. What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden.
23.  Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance of the prom! 
24. What does this joke and a overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. 
25. High School Prom… Well, at least it’ll never be as awkward as a middle school dance. (Middle School Jokes)