Michigan Basketball Jokes

by | Mar 1, 2026 | basketball, Dads, high school basketball, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Michigan Basketball jokes.
  2. Flower Moon Jokes: Jalen Rose of the Fab Five would be a great spokesperson for the Flower Moon.
  3. UConn Basketball Jokes: UConn’t deny it… Michigan was the better team in the 2026 National Championship.
  4. Great news for Michigan… Elliot Cadeau said NO to the NBA and will return for his senior year to Michigan.
  5. 2026 March Madness Jokes: The Most Outstanding Player choice was clear… Elliot Cadeau makes Michigan go.
  6. 2026 March Madness Jokes: Coach Dusty May…. be the most popular person in the state of Michigan!
  7. Coach Dusty May…. be the happiest person in Michigan to hear Ellit Cadeau said NO to the NBA!
  8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the “Fab Five?”… Chris Webber (#4), Jalen Rose (#5), Ray Jackson (#21), Jimmy King (#24), Juwan Howard (#25).
  9. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of the Fab 5.
  10. Final Four Basketball Jokes: Timeout… you want a Michigan Final Four basketball joke? I don’t think I have any left.
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the 1989 Most Outstanding Player for the National Champion Michigan Wolverines?
  12. 2026 March Madness Jokes: Did Tennessee how good Michigan was?
  13. 2026 March Madness Jokes: Yaxel Lendeborg hits back-to-back threes… A “Triple Yaxel”
  14. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell what years Michigan won an NCAA Basketball Championship?… 1989 & 2026.
  15. Elliot Cadeau… makes Michigan go! 
  16. UNC Basketball Jokes: Elliot Cadeau to UNC… I gotta go.
  17. Do you think Danny Wolf choosing Michigan had anything to do with the mascot?
  18. 2026 March Madness Jokes: How about the Michigan “Mercenaries?”… They were the 1st team to have a starting five of all transfers.
  19. Michigan Basketball Jokes: May Day Jokes: Michigan Coach, Dusty May, would be a great spokesperson for May Day.
  20. Michigan Basketball Jokes: May Day Jokes: Michigan Coach, Dusty May, is working on some NIL money to be a spokesperson for May Day.
  21. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness analyst of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5.
  22. 1993 Final Four: Timeout… you want a Michigan basketball joke?