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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best prom jokes. 
2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes! 
3. Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer at the prom?   
4. What does this joke and an overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. 
5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys prom night! 
6. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! 
7. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… He had no body to go with. 
8. What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste!
9. Prom Advice: “Life is a party. Dress for it.” Audrey Hepburn 
10. What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! 
11. A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line. 
12. What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! 
13. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! 
14. Why did the girl turn down the invisible man?… Cause she just couldn’t see going to prom with him! 
15. My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch.
16. How do memes go to the proms?… In a lmaosine. 
17. The band played so well at prom… it really struck a chord with the audience! 
18. Never bring a girl named Autumn to the prom… because she’ll leave you. 
19. What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. 
20. Who do high school basketball centers like to dance to at the prom?… POST Malone. 
21. Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.” 
22. What does a volleyball player do at prom?… To spike the punch.
23. Why did the orange take a prune to the high school prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date! 
24. I went to an ocean themed prom… It was a whale of a time. 
25. What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden.
26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance of the prom! 
27. High School Prom… Well, at least it’ll never be as awkward as a middle school dance. (Middle School Jokes) 
28. What do Star Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE. 
29. What do you call a dancing ghost at prom?… The boogie man! 
30. What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp! 
31. What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal. 
32. Why wasn’t the car able to go to prom?… It didn’t have good at-tire! 
33. Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball. 
34. What does a biologist wear to prom?… Designer jeans (genes). 
35. What do you call a prom for math geeks?… A square dance! 
36. What did the prom dress say to the suit?… “Don’t worry, we’re a perfect match!” 
37. What did the cloud wear to the prom?… a rainbow. 
38. What did the high school students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom King’s Tuxedo jacket. 
39. Where did the Spiderman find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web. 
40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s prom night? 
41. Why couldn’t Bruce Wayne find a prom date?… Because he had BAT breath.
42. Prom Advice: “When in doubt, overdress.” Vivienne Westwood
43. How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up. 
44. Where do cows go before prom?… To the moooooovies.
45. Why was the boy wearing sunglasses to the prom?… He had a bright date.
46. Who did the zombie take to the prom?… His ghoul-friend! 
47. What do you call a well-dressed lion on prom night?… A dandy lion! 
48. What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie. 
49. Final Four Jokes: What Final Four 2024 basketball team was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr.  
50. Most high school basketball players do not like to go to prom… they prefer to dance at a ball. 
51. What kind of bow cannot be tied on prom night?… a rainbow. 
52. 20 years ago I asked my high school love out to the prom, today I asked her to marry me… Both times she said no. 
53. The astronomy club hosted a “stellar” prom… it was out of this world! 
54. The zombie couple went to prom… but their dance moves were a bit stiff! 
55. Why did the boy bring a fig to the prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date! 
56. Me and my high school prom date are marrying next year… Hers is in May and mine in June! 
57. Why did 4 not ask 2 to prom?… He was two squared. 
58. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?.. His ghoul friend. 
59. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about prom? 
60. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… Cause he had no body to go with.
61. Why couldn’t the broom go to the prom?… Because he was always sweeping during class! 
62. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good prom knock-knock joke? 
63. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last dance! 
64. The high school for the blind had the best prom… Everyone danced like no one was watching.  
65. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good prom knock knock jokes? 
66. What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp. 
67. Where did the spider find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web. 
68. Do you know what my prom date’s suit is made out of?… Boyfriend Material. 
69. What did the students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom Queen’s shoes. 
70. What did the fruit say to its prom date?… “I find you a-peeling! Let’s have a berry good time!”
71. Why did the tomato turn red at the prom?… It saw the salad dressing! 
72. I brought my calculator to prom because I knew I’d be multiplying my dance moves all night! 
73. Do you know what my prom date’s dress is made out of?… Girlfriend Material. 
74. Why did the jock wear sunglasses to prom?… He had a bright date.
75. Where do lightning bolts go to for prom?… Too cloud! 
76. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… You might think it’s because he has no body to go with, but in reality it’s just because he’s dead. 
77. I heard of a high school prom that had the best drink in the world… Couldn’t find the punch line though. 
78. Prom Rule 1: Never miss a chance to dance. 
79. Did you see the soccer player at prom?… He was really kicking up a storm on the dance floor! 
80. Why did the flower shop owner get excited during prom season?… It was blooming with opportunities! 
81. Why wouldn’t anyone ask the strawberry to the prom?… It was past her sell by date.
82. The prom committee ordered custom coffee mugs for the prom… so everyone could have a memorable cup-le! 
83. Why did the scientist go to prom?… To demonstrate some chemistry on and off the dance floor! 
84. Why did the photographer always go to prom?… He loved capturing the picture perfect moments and making memories develop! 
85. The prom king and queen were always full of puns… they were the reigning champions of one-liners! 
86. Why did the prom queen bring a ladder?… She wanted to make a grand entrance! 
87. The shy bookworm finally took the plunge and asked his favorite author to prom… it’s a novel approach! 
88. Did you hear about the guy who planned the prom?… He was a real dance-ignator! 
89. What did the prom king say to his date?… I’m so glad we’re on the same wavelength. Let’s have a night full of harmonious moves!”
90. Why did the prom prince wear a snorkel?… He wanted to make a splash on the dance floor! 
91. The jazz band played so well at prom… it really struck a chord with the audience! 
92. Why did the music teacher go to the prom?… He couldn’t resist a good bass-dropping event! 
93. What do you call a prom for fish?… The Scales Formal! 
94. Why did the mathletes have their own prom? …They wanted the perfect equation for a night of fun! 
95. Did you hear about the prom photo booth?… It’s the perfect place to strike a pose-a! 
96. How did the ghosts prepare for prom?… They had a boo-tiful time getting their ectoplasmic outfits ready! 
97. Due to the viral outbreak, a high school prom goes into mandatory lock-down. QuaranTeen-Pregnancy rates skyrocket. 
98. How did the high schoolers make the prom a spicy event?… They turned up the salsa dancing! 
99. Why was the DJ always in demand for proms?… Because he knew how to spin the records and make everyone dance with vinyl-inty! 
100. The math club had a prom called “The Square Root of Fun.” 
101. The vampire couple decided to go to prom, but they were worried about fitting in – turns out, they were just coffin on their own insecurities. 
102. Prom Advice: Always follow the call of the disco ball. 
103. What do you call a prom for cows?… The Mooo-ving Celebration!
104. Did you hear about the prom held in a garden?… It was definitely a night of botanic enchantment! 
105. How did the prom queen deal with her nerves?… She took deep breaths and reminded herself to be crown-ident! 
106. How did the football player ask their crush to prom?… With a ballroom blitz! 
107. Thirsty teen takes his date to prom… Walks into the school gym and is pleasantly surprised to find no punch line. 
108. Why did the power line not go to prom?… She was grounded.
109. How did the prom queen explain her fancy hairdo?… “I’m just teasing, it’s all hairspray!” 
110. Why was the music teacher upset after the prom?… The dance was off-key! 
111. Did you hear about the prom held in the spaceship?… It was truly an out-of-this-world experience! 
112. What did the janitor say after the messy prom?… “Looks like it’s time to clean up their act!” 
113. Why did the computer scientist skip prom?… They couldn’t find a date who matched their byte! 
114. The prom was held at the bakery because it was such a sweet event! 
115. The disco ball at the prom was so shiny… it kept stealing the spotlight! 
116. The orchestra at the prom danced to the beat of their own tuba! 
117. The prom queen’s favorite type of music is pop… because she loves being in the lime light! 
118. The prom photographer was so talented… he always knew how to capture the perfect “dancelfie!” 
119. The prom committee really knows how to make a scene… they’re experts at pulling back those velvet curtains! 
120. The DJ at the prom always knew how to spin his tracks… he’s such a disc jockey! 
121. The chemistry nerds at prom were always bonding on and off the dance floor! 
122. The prom decorations were so magical… it was like stepping into a fairy prommother’s world! 
123. The PE teacher really knew how to bring the “ball” to the prom… a night filled with dancing and fun! 
124. What do you call a prom for insects?… A crawl! 
125. What did the prom king say when he got his diploma?… I guess I’m officially crowned! 
126. What did the broccoli say to the carrot at the prom?… Dance, my stalky friend!
127. What’s the best way to make an impression at prom?… Put on your dancing shoes and boogie oogie oogie all night long! 
128. Why did the math teacher go to prom alone?… They couldn’t find a date cosine!
129. How do you compliment a prom DJ?… That playlist had me spinning! 
130. How did the prom couple keep their drinks safe on the dance floor?… They held them cup-tight! 
131. Why did the peanut go to prom?… It was a classy no-shell affair! 
132. What do you call a prom where everyone dresses like plants?… A photosynthesis ball! 
133. Keep calm and think prom. 
134. How did the knight ask their crush to prom?… They sent a message in a shining armor! 
135. Why did the chicken go to prom?… To show everyone it had feathers to dance. 
136. A great prom with nice clothes, lights and music. But what was missing?… The punchline. 
137. What do US politics have in common with a dry prom?… No punchline.
138. What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
139. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys prom night! 
140. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last dance!
141. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s prom night?
142. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers!