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- April 1st: April Fool’s Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
- April 2nd National Walking Day: Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.”
June
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school (Top Summer Jokes)
- Why did the Cyclops Tutoring Company go out of business?… It only had one pupil! (Top Tutoring Jokes)
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?… Boarding school.
- Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students!
July
- Did you hear the joke about a tutor eating a cookie?…. It is crummy! (Top Tutoring Jokes)
August
- How does a tutor make a tissue dance?… He / she puts a little boogey in it! (Top Tutoring Jokes)
September
- Best back to school book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings.
October
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- What is a witch’s favorite class?… Spelling (Is Spelling Important? phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid)
November
December
February
- What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?… He became a pound hog!(Top 10 Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash. (Top 10 Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?… We’ll have six more weeks of splinters! (Top 10 Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- What flies around the kindergarten room at night?… The alpha-BAT. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
- Why are fish so smart?… They live in schools! (Top Geography Jokes)
- How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level. (Top Geography Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Top Football Jokes)
- What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. (Top Chemistry Jokes)
- What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Top Winter Jokes)
- What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory! (Great Lessons for Psychology and U.S. History)
- Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty! (Top Seasonal Jokes)
- Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?… No, but they had an apple. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What did one oar say to the other?… “Can I interest you in a little row-mance?” (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?… Because it’s all heart. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (Top President’s Day Jokes)
- How did George Washington speak to his army?…. In general terms! (Top President’s Day Jokes)
- Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed! (Top President’s Day Jokes)
- Why did the students study in the airplane?…. Because they wanted higher grades. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- Why do magicians do so well in school?… They’re good at trick questions. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- Best school book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- Why did the M&M go to school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?… He has only one pupil. (Top Tutoring Jokes)
- Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?… Student: At the great airports! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- What’s the king of all school supplies?… The ruler. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- I wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day, but I decided to jump on the band wagon.(Top 10 Leap Day Jokes)
- What kind of music do you listen to on Leap Day?… Hip Hop. (Top 10 Leap Day Jokes)
- Where do most people eat on Leap Day?… IHOP. (Top 10 Leap Day Jokes)
Teacher Jokes for March / March Madness Jokes for Teachers / March Jokes
- Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Dr. Seuss Trivia)
- What Dr. Suess baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (Top Baseball Jokes Read Across America Jokes & Dr. Seuss Trivia)
- What do librarians hang over their babies’ cribs?… Bookmobiles. (World Book Day Jokes)
- What is Sam-I-am’s middle name?… “I” (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Dr. Seuss Trivia)
- Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn’t you? Student: Not very much! (Top Teacher Jokes)
- Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Maria’s exam. Student: I sure hope you didn’t, either! (Top Teacher Jokes)
- What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?… He has only one pupil. (Top Teacher Jokes)
- How do leprechauns eat their pancakes?… In short stacks. (Top St. Patrick Day Jokes & National Pancake Day Jokes)
- Do not hire this math tutor “3 out of 2 people do not understand fractions! (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes Top Tutoring Jokes)
- Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square! (Top Pi Day Jokes)
- In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi. (Top Pi Day Jokes)
- 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pi Day Jokes)
- The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi! (Top Pi Day Jokes)
- What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (Top Pi Day Jokes)
- Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? …. Because you don’t want to press your luck. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?…. Because they are hard to find and lucky to have. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Top Basketball Jokes & Top Easter Jokes)
- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day! (Top Easter Jokes)
- What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force. (Top Easter Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Top Easter Jokes)
- What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.” (Top Easter Jokes)
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny. (Top Easter Jokes)
- What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days. (Top Easter Jokes)
- How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
- What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired. (Top Easter Jokes)