Spaghetti Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best spaghetti jokes.
2. Your dinner won’t be long… Unless it’s spaghetti. 
3. A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti… So I put in a re-straining order. 
4. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.  
5. Field Trip Jokes: Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip.
6. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!  
7. We love @rastapastatf2 @tom_bourlet! I threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti… It was the impasta.  pasta 
8. We love @eLandFly_EN @APilotsEye @AOPA @afa_cwa! I asked the flight attendant what was in the spaghetti sauce… She said don’t worry it’s #plane pasta.  pasta  #planes #travel
9. #HappyNewYear @PapaJohns! Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a #pizza #history!   #sschat
10. We love @Eminem! #Eminem was the 1st celebrity to be diagnosed with #Coronavirus. In a statement released by drs, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak & arms were heavy. And vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mom’s spaghetti.
11. What do you call a pasta that doesn’t have any #friends?… Ravi-lonely!   spaghetti #Italy
12. #HappyNewYear @menswearhouse @BowtiesBooks! What is the dress code at a pasta #prom?… Bowtie.   spaghetti pasta #Italy
13. #HappyNewYear @SpiritHalloween @HalloweenCount! Why didn’t the #fettuccine go out for #Halloween?… It was too alfredo!   spaghetti pasta #Italy
14. We love @stashtea @bigelowtea!  What is the best type of tea?… Spaghett – #tea!  spaghetti pasta 
15. #HappyNewYear @SDOTtraffic! There was a pile up on spaghetti Junction today. Reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way.   #Italy
16. Scouting report for the spaghetti #basketball team: Very unselfish offensively. They pasta the ball exceptionally well. Defensively, their length really gives teams trouble on defense.  
17. #HappyNewYear @CambridgeWords! If I waited too long to eat my spaghetti, would I be…. Pro-pasta-nating?   #Italy
18. We love @NHL @NHLBruins @pastrnak96! What #Boston Bruin would be a great spokesperson for spaghetti?… David Pastrňák.   #Italy #BostonBruins #Bruins #NHL pasta
19. #HappyNewYear @Ernie_Hudson @Ghostbusters @dan_aykroyd Do you know the #Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?… I ain’t alfredo no ghost!I ain’t alfredo no #ghost!    #Italy pasta
20. Where does a good #Christian spaghetti go when he needs #guidance?… To his local pasta.   
21. We love @CloudyMovie!! spaghetti with #Meatballs isn’t real #Italian cuisine. It’s made in #America, posing as Italian cuisine. spaghetti with #Meatballs is an IMPASTA!   pasta #Italy
22. Did you hear that the spaghetti noodle got into a car accident?… #Paramedics tried to save him, but in the end, he pasta-way. spaghetti pasta  #Italy
23. Hey @trboxing! What did the #macaroni say to the spaghetti in the #boxing ring?… Come and spaghet it!  #Italy 
24. I really like going to the Old spaghetti Factory, but… I just wish they would make me a fresh plate. pasta 
26. They say you are what you eat… but I am not spaghetti!  #Italy
27. We love @Starbucks @Schwarzenegger! When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local #coffee shop… He was known as the pasta #barista baby.  #Italy
28. Eating #Dinner With My #Friends One of them, sitting at the end of the table, points at the spaghetti in a container placed in the middle of the table. Me: “What do you want?” Him “pasta bowl.”   #Italy
29. What did the #meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to #sleep?… It was pasta bedtime!  #Italy #moms
30. I quit eating spaghetti… Now it’s a thing of the pasta.  #Italy
31. What’s the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?… #Meatballs. #Italy 
32. We love @PsychCentral! What do you call a sad noodle?… Upsetti spaghetti! #Italy #psychology pasta #MentalHealth 
33. We love @Grandpas_Place1! My #grandmother ate spaghetti everyday… until she pasta-way. #marriage #granparents
34. We love @Schwarzenegger @ApprenticeNBC! What does Arnold #Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?… PASTA LA VISTA BABY.  spaghetti
35. I tried to build a car out of spaghetti, my wife lost her temper and said it would never work and threatened to leave me, anyway, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. After a while my obsession got the better of me and she walked out… Now I’m feeling cannelloni.
36. I was teaching my son to cook spaghetti bolognese, he asked “How do I know when the spaghetti is ready?” “Ah, that’s the magic bit! You throw it at the wall and if it sticks, it’s ready!” I smiled. From over my shoulder I heard the clatter of a pan hitting the wall, then a voice said “Some of it stuck…”
37. A man goes to the doctor with a carrot sticking out of his ear.. a banana in his other ear, spaghetti on his head and a sausage sticking out of his nose. He says “Doctor, I’m not feeling very well”. Doctor replies “Hmmm, I don’t think you’re eating properly.”
38. What would you get if you crossed pasta w/ a snake?… spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork! #Italy #moms #snakes 
39. What do you call a dodgy neighborhood in #Italy?.. A Spaghetto. #Italy #moms #spaghetti pasta 
41. Hey @SpaghettiOs @olivegarden @BarillaUS What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.  pasta
42. Hey @MagnumOhana @HawaiiFive0CBS @MagnumPICBS @MacGyverCBS How did the #police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed!  pasta
43. Hey @PapaJohns @PapaGinos Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way.  #Italy
44. Hey @annieshomegrown @stouffers What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac & sneeze.  #Italy
45. Hey @MilkNutrition! What did the pasta say to the #cheese?… It’s grate to meet you!  #milk
46. Hey @PlanetFitness @WorldsStrongest Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of pasta?… He wasn’t stroganoff!  
47. Hey @SpaghettiOs! I got food poisoning from a can of spaghetti-O’s…. It was the most painful vowel movement of my life.  #Italy #spelling
48. Hey @olivegarden! Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah Noah who?… Noah good Italian restaurant we can go to for #dinner?  #Italy
49. Did you hear about the guy who died from eating spaghetti?… He pasta way.
50. Hey @GirlsWhoCode !Why is bad #code also referred to as ‘spaghetti code’?… Because it was written by IT-aliens. #computers pasta  #Italy 
51. What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?… meat bawl!
52. Hey @Black_Tomato @RottenTomatoes What did the pasta say to the tomato?… Don’t get saucy with me! spaghetti pasta  #Italy
53. Hey @the_kringle! Why wouldn’t Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?… It cost a pretty penne!  #Italy #Christmas #ChristmasCountdown
54. We love @Starbucks @Schwarzenegger! When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local #coffee shop… He was known as the pasta #barista baby. 
55. How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?…Pasta la vista!  #Italy
56. What’s the most humorous kind of pasta?…Chortle-ini!
57. Hey @SouthernSavers @BabySavers! Why wouldn’t the family eat at the pasta restaurant?… Because it cost a pretty penne!  #Italy #savings
58. What type of pasta clings to everything?… Clinguine!  #Italy 
59. #HappyNewYear @SpfldMuseums! Why don’t you want to get on the wrong side of the Fox in Socks?… He’ll make your feet tangled like spaghetti.  spaghetti pasta  #DrSuess
60. What type of pasta does the Pope eat?… Holy macaroni!  #Italy 
61. Hey @SpiritHalloween @HalloweenCount! What do #Italians eat on #Halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o!  #Italy
62. Hey @sharethepasta! I quit eating spaghetti… Now it’s a thing of the pasta.  #Italy
63. What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly?… Go pasta! Go pasta! (Walking Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
64. Hey @disneyaladdin @JelaniAlladin! What kind of pasta grants wishes?… Fettugenie!  #Italy
65. Hey @officialgaa @AerLingus! What does an Irishman get after eating Italia #lasagna?… #Gaelic breath!   #Italy #Ireland
66. Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?… Because he was a little square  #Italy
67. What did #mummy pasta say to baby pasta?… It’s pasta your bedtime!  #Italy #moms
68. Hey @menswearhouse @olivegarden! What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie!  
69. My sister bet me a $1M that I couldn’t make a car out of @spaghetti, should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta. 

1. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
2. What did the ghost eat on a special Friday the 13th lunch?… He had some spook-eti.
3. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
4. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way.
5. What do Italians eat on halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o (Top Halloween Jokes)
6. What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Top Winter Jokes)
7. What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta? PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
8. What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
9. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork
10. What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie
11. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.