- What do you get from an Alaskan cow?… Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes Top State Jokes)
- What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant?… Remember the à la mode!
- Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks, “Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?… “Sure Bert” (Sesame Street Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ice cream soda….Ice cream soda, who?… Ice cream soda people can hear me!
- What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Tennis Jokes)
- What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?… Beats me… “Desserted!”
- What happens after you eat an entire gallon of “All Natural” ice cream?… You get Breyer’s remorse!
- How did Reese eat her ice cream?… Witherspoon.
- How do astronauts eat their ice creams?… In floats! (Astronomy Jokes)
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode. (Pi Day Jokes)
- What does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? … Any Given Sundae. (Football Jokes)
- Where is the best place to get an ice cream?… IN A SUNDAY SCHOOL.
- What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?… What’s the scoop
- Why did the ice cream truck break down?… Because of the Rocky Road.
- How do you learn how to make ice cream?… In Sunday (Sundae) School.
- Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Ice cream!… Ice cream who?… Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
- What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone?… Scoop Dogg.
- What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone?… Alice Scooper.
- Why do news reporters hang out at the ice-cream shop?… Because they are always looking for a scoop!
- Why did the ice-cream truck leave early?… To get there by sundae!
- How do you make a milkshake?… By sticking a cow in the freezer.
