Stars Wars: Revenge of the Sith Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Revenge of the Sith jokes.
2. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side?… “Sith happens!”
3. What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob!
4. What a great week! May the Fourth…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Fifth!
5. May the Fourth Be With You……because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth!
6. Why did the Storm Trooper want his teeth whitened?… To get rid of the dark side.
7. Why did Obi-wan not do his #math homework?… Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
8. How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?… Since the Sith Grade.
9. Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
10. Top 10 #RevengeOfTheFifth #jokes for #StarWars Fans!
11. Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
12. What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing #golf… May the course be with you!
13. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
14. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father!  
15. What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you!
16. How does Darth Vader like his #toast?… On the Dark Side. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay #StarWars #dads 
17. Who does Princess Leia’s hair?… Darth Braider!  
18. Which Star Wars character is best at #rugby?… Darth Maul!  
19. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
20. What do you call stormtroopers playing #Monopoly?… Game of Clones
21. What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones 
22. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade.
23. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies.
24. #FF @mallofamerica Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing?… At the Darth Maul. 
25. What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars. 
26. Why do @AmerMedicalAssn Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience. 
27. What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!  
28. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The” 
29. What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda 
30. What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks 
31. What goes, “Ha, ha, haaa…. AGGHHH! Thump”? An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
32. Why did yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?… He needed a bank clone! 
33. Why shouldn’t you ask #Yoda for money?… He’s always a little short.
34. What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi
35. What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?… The Ackbar.
36. How is Duct tape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side & it binds the galaxy together.
37. Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt
38. What’s the difference between an ATAT & a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker & the other is a walking Imperial.
39. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!
40. What do you call a Jedi in denial?… Obi-Wan Cannot Be