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1. May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best August knock knock jokes.
2. May Jokes: What do you call a bee born in May?… May bee.
3. Cheerleading Jokes: A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell?… BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE! 
4. Music Jokes: What singer would be a great spokesperson for World Bee Day?… Sting!
5. What do you call a bee that doesn’t cost anything?… A free-bee.
6. Teacher Jokes for May: What do you give a bee on the first day of class?… A Sylla-buzz. 
7. College Football Jokes: What kind of bees hum and drop things?… A fumble bee! 
8. Cemetery Jokes: What kind of bees live in graveyards?… Zom”bees.” 
9. Rugby Jokes: What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee.
10. Barber Jokes: Why did the bee go to the barbershop?… To get a buzz-cut.
11. What do you call a wasp?… A wanna-bee!
12. Dog Jokes: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee.
13. Music Jokes: Who is a bee’s favorite singer?… Bee-yoncé!
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14. Why are bees good at job interviews?… Because they know all of the buzz-words. 
15. Biology Jokes: My son came home from school and said, “My teacher gave me a B for my biology practical.” I said, “That’s good.” He said, “Not really. Everyone else got a frog to cut up.” 
16. Election Jokes: What do you call a bee that works for the government?… A pollentician.
17. Flower Jokes: Why did the bees go on strike?… Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
18. Barber Jokes: What does a bee style his hair with?… A honeycomb. 
19. Music Jokes: Which bands do bees love best?… The Bee-tles and the Bee Gees.
20. What kind of bee can’t be understood?… A mumble bee!
21. What letter makes honey?… B.
22. What did the sushi say to the bee?… Wassabee!
23. What does a bee do when it is hot?… He takes off his yellow jacket.
24. Reindeer Jokes: What’s more unbelievable than a talking reindeer?… A spelling bee.
25. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Nine bees made their way to Mordor… It was the fellowship of the Sting.
26. What do you call a bee that complains all the time?… A grumble bee!
27. Doctor Jokes: What kind of animal kills a lot of people?… Hepatitis Bee. 
28. Flower Jokes: What’s a bees favorite flower?… A bee-gonias!
29. Summer Jokes: What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?… Swarm here isn’t it! 
30. What did the confused bee say?… To bee or not to bee!
31. Music Jokes: What is a bee’s favorite Spice Girls song?… Wannabee!
32. Witch Jokes: What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him?… Bee-witched! 
33. Music Jokes: Who is a bee’s favorite composer?… Bee-thoven!
34. Barber Jokes: What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?… A Frisbee.
35. U2 Jokes: What is a bees’s favorite U2 song?… Wild Honey.
36. What bee is good for your health?… Vitamin bee!
37. Music Jokes: Who is the bee’s favorite singer?… Sting!
38. Summer Camp Jokes: Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s summer camp roommate?… Ernie’s bees wax!
39. Marriage Jokes: What is a bee’s favorite part of a relationship?… The Honeymoon period. 
40. Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?… “Show me the Honey!”
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42. Kentucky Derby Jokes: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz.
43. What do you call a bee that lives in America?… USB.
44. Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What do you call Pooh’s favorite book?… “The Great Gats-bee!”
45. Friday the 13th Jokes: Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth!
46. What did Pooh say to Piglet when he was worried?…. “Don’t worry, bee happy!”
47. What do you call Pooh’s favorite dance?… The Honey Shuffle!
48. What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?… A hum dinger!
49. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Frodo and Sam were sitting outside, observing an insect. Neither of them were quite sure what kind of insect it was. “Is it a mosquito?” said Frodo, to which Sam replied, “No Mister Frodo, I think it’s some kind of bee?” They then saw Gandalf walking by, and they asked him whether he possibly knew what kind of insect it was. He looked at the insect for only a moment, before replying, “Fly, you fools.”
50. Marriage Jokes: Why is Pooh’s wife jealous?… Pooh comes home with a new honey everyday!
51. Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What do you get if you steal Winnie-the-Pooh’s honey?… A nice clear table.
52. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?… Because he eats a lot of honey!
53. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to his agent?… “Show me the Honey!”
54. Why doesn’t Pooh ever get lost?… He always follows his nose to the honey!
55. Biology Jokes: What’s Pooh’s favorite subject in school?… Bee-ology!
56. Why did the bee get married?… He found his honey. 
57. Who is the bee’s favorite pop group?… The Bee Gees!
58. What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of honey?… They are both round.
59. Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation!
60. How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?… Only one if it’s a Pooh Bear!
61. Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?… Because he is stuffed with honey.
62. Why is Pooh so sweet?… He eats lots of honey!
63. What is a baby bee?… A little humbug! 
64. What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?… Bee-thoven!
67. 2025 First Four Jokes: Did you see the final play where the Hornets of Alabama State defeated St. Joseph’s Red Flash with a home run play… that must have really stung.
68. What Tom Petty song is on every beekeepers playlist… I’m a king bee.
69. What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite U2 song?… Wild Honey.
70. What kind of bee is a sore loser?… a cryba-bee.
71. Who does Winnie-the-Pooh have a crush on?… Honey!
72. What do you get if you cross Winnie-the-Pooh and a honey pot?… A chubby tummy.
73. What do bees wear to the beach?… “Bee”-kinis.
74. Who protects the Queen Bee?… Her Hub-bee. 
75. How do you fight a killer bee?… With a Buzz-ooka.
76. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets!
77. What’s a bees favorite novel?… The Great Gats-bee! 
78. What do you call a bears without ears?… B’s.
79. Where do bees go on vacation?… Stingapore! 
80. What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee? … A greyhound buzz! 
81. Why can’t Pooh rob a bank?… He would only steal the honey and not the money.
82. What TV station do bees watch?… Bee bee c one!
83. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?… Bee-hive yourself!
84. What did the bee say to the flower?… Hello honey! 
85. How does a bee get to class?… On the school-buzz.
86. Who is a bee’s favorite painter?… Pablo Beecasso!
87. What is a bees favorite shape?… A Rhom-buzz, of course. 
88. What do you call a bee explorer?… Christopher Colum-buzz. 
89. What did the bee say to the other bee when they landed on the same flower?… Buzz off. 
90. Why did the bee started talking poetry?… He was waxing lyrical! 
91. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?… Hunny! 
92. What are the cleverest bees?… Spelling bees! 
93. What does a bee get at McDonalds?… A humburger! 
94. What do bees do if they want to use public transport?… Wait at a buzz stop!
95. Why do bees buzz?… Because they can’t whistle!
96. How do you propose to the queen bee?… With a Ru-Bee ring.
97. What’s a bee-line?… The shortest distance between two buzz-stops! 
98. What do you call bees buzzing in unison?… Stingalongs.
99. What does the bee Santa Claus say?… Ho hum hum!
100. Why do bees hum?… Because they’ve forgotten the words!
101. How does a queen bee get around her hive?… She’s throne!
102. What do you call a bee you can’t share secrets with?… a blab-bee.
103. What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz.
104. Bee Jokes: What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?… Bee stings on his bottom!
105. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pooh… Pooh who?… Well you don’t have to cry about it!
106. Bee Jokes: Where does Winnie-The-Pooh like to swim the most?… In his honey pot!
107. Bee Jokes: What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?… Any kind.
108. Bee Jokes: Why is Winnie-the-Pooh always smiling?… Because he has the honey stuck all over his mouth.
109. Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?… It had hives.
110. What do bees use to build roads?… Nec-tar.
111. What does a bee get at McDonalds?… A humburger! (Hamburger Jokes)
112. Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?… Because it was royal jelly.
113. Where do bees go on holiday?… Beejing!
114. What should you say to a nosey, interfering bee?… Mind your own buzziness!
115. What did the bees do after they got married?… They went on a honeymoon.
116. Why was the bee told off and made to stand in a corner?… Because it was mis-bee-hiving itself.
117. What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?… A bee on an airplane.
118. What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?… A bee in a submarine.
119. What happens when a bee burps near the queen?… It gets a royal pardon.
120. What do bees chew?… Bumble gum!
121. What goes zzub-zubb when it travels?… A bee flying backwards.
122. What is the last thing to go through a bee’s mind when it hits a windshield?… Its stinger.
123. A man who went into a pet shop and said “I’d like to buy a bee please.” “A bee? we don’t sell bees.” “Well you’ve got one in your window … ”