Maine Jokes

by | Mar 15, 2026 | Latest News

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Maine jokes.
  2. Grammar Jokes: Are there several ways to abbreviate Maine?… Or is it just me?
  3. I fell in love with the foliage in Maine… It really leaves a lasting impression!
  4. NBA Draft: 2025 NBA Draft Flag Day Jokes: June 25th, 20205… Flagg Day in Newport, ME.
  5. Canada Jokes: In Maine they have a program for recovering Canadians… It’s called Eh Eh.
  6. Which state loves spring the most?… May-ne. 
  7. Spring Jokes: Poland Spring…. the unofficial water of spring.
  8. Spring Jokes: Which state loves spring the most?… May-ne. 
  9. People from #Maine are so self-centered… All their T-Shirts and mugs say “I ❤️ ME!” 
  10. Maine Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?”Maine Native: “No, not yet.”
  11. New England Patriots Jokes: The New England Patriots… The official NFL team of the American Revolution.
  12. New England Patriots Jokes: The Patriots didn’t win the Super Bowl last year… I’m deflated. 
  13. Super Bowl LIX: Washington Jokes: New England: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” Seattle: “No, thanks. We’ll pass.”
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the New England Patriots?… Pat Patriot.
  15. Arkansas Jokes: What did Maine see?… Same thing Arkansas.
  16. Maine Rivers: What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Saint John River.
  17. Top Maine Colleges: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Maine library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  18. Golf Jokes: Why do Maine golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
  19. Golf Jokes: Why do Maine golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  20. Golf Jokes: Why do Maine golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  21. Why do Maine residents love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Maine is.
  22. Maine Mountains: Did you hear the joke about the Green Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
  23. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Maine Turnpike! 
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state flower of Maine?… White Pine Cone and Tassel.
  25. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state bird of Maine?… The Black-capped Chickadee.
  26. What is the tallest building in [state]?… [state] Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  27. Why did [state]disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  28. Where do [state] fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the [state river] River.
  29. Why is “The Wave” banned in [state] Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
  30. Tourist: “Have you lived in [state] all your life?” Local: “No, not yet.”
  31. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from [state]?
  33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from [state]?
  34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from [state]?
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the MLB team from [state]?
  36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NFL team from [state]?
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NHL team from [state]?
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NBA team from [state]?
  39. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Rugby from [state]?
  40. The art teacher in Massachusetts always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
  41. Why do [state] students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
  42. The chemistry teacher in [state] had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
  43. The biology class in [state] was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
  44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Soccer team from [state]?
  45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Premier Lacrosse League (PLL) from [state]?
  46. Why do folks in [state] go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
    A: The sign said “17 and under not admitted.”
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 [state] jokes?
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 [state] jokes?
  49. Maine Jokes: Poland Spring…. the unofficial water of spring.
  50. What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Lobster Jokes)
  51. What is a lion’s favorite state?… Maine. (Animal Jokes)
  52. Where do horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
  53. What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
  54. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  55. What sort of pudding roams wild in the Maine?… Moose. (Animal Jokes)
  56. What did one horse Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane. (Kentucky Derby Jokes)