Artemis III Jokes

by | Apr 13, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Artemis III jokes.
  2. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the crew of the Artemis III?
  3. What did Artemis III crew say when no one laughed at their moon jokes?… “I guess you had to be there.”
  5. Music Jokes: Weird… during the radio silence of the Artemis III some stations played Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of the Moon.”
  6. Artemis III Jokes: I would HATE to be the crew or Artemis III… Artemis II is such a tough act to follow!
  7. Did you hear Nutella sales went out of this world after being seen on the Artemis II?
  8. Music Jokes: What is the unofficial song of the Artemis II Mission?… The Whole of the Moon by The Waterboys.
  9. Jimmy Buffett Jokes: #1 Moon tourism song (by Jimmy Buffett)?… Come to the Moon.
  10. The crew of the Artemis II had a candy bar snack on the dark side of the moon… It was a Milky Way DARK?
  11. I wonder how NASA felt after Artemis II’s success?… I bet they were over the moon.
  12. The most requested song during the days of the Artemis II mission… Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of the Moon.”
  13. The #1 candy bar on the Artemis II?… A Milky Way.
  14. NASA got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
  15. The most requested album during the days of the Artemis II mission… Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of the Moon.”
  16. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon.
  17. Starbucks… the unofficial coffee of the Artemis II crew.
  18. The Space Plumber: Astronaut Christina Koch jokingly called herself the “space plumber” and hailed it as the “most important piece of equipment on board.”
  19. Why did the Artemis II crew bring heavy metal music on their voyage?… They wanted to make the moon rock.
  20. What did the crew of the Artemis II once safe on earth?… A Moonshot to celebrate.
  21. My kid is obsessed with the moon and Artemis II… I’m hoping it’s just a phase.
  22. Social media users joked that the Artemis II crew was eating better than 99% of the world, with menus including “Creamy spinach with nutmeg and coconut milk.”
  23. Mark Carney joked with the crew regarding Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen, bringing maple syrup into the discussion of space achievements.
  24. What did Artemis II crew say when no one laughed at their re-entry to the atmosphere joke?… “I guess you had to be there.”
  25. What did Artemis II crew say when no one laughed at their helicopter airlift joke?… “I guess you had to be there.”
  26. What did Artemis II crew say when no one laughed at their take-off jokes?… “I guess you had to be there.”
  27. Did you hear about the young bird criminal mastermind?… They call him Artemis Fowl.
  28. How do you throw an Artemis II moon landing party?… You planet!
  29. What’s a favorite bedtime story of the Artemis II crew?… “Goodnight, Earth”
  30. What do you call cashews snack for the Artemis II crew?… Astro-nuts.
  31. Why doesn’t the moon fall down to earth?… Because of the moonbeams.
  32. Why is it expensive to live on the moon?… Because the costs are out of this world.
  33. What type of money will be used on the moon?… Star bucks.
  34. Music Jokes: What Jimmy Buffet songs are most popular during the Artemis II mission?… Beach House On The Moon, Come To The Moon and Everlasting Moon.
  35. Moon, why does your stomach hurt?… I’m hungry, I’m full only once a month!
  36. Why is declaring yourself the monarch of the moon a bad idea?… You’d have no air apparent.
  37. Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?… Because it’s a little meteor
  38. What does the crew of the Artemis II like to read? – A comet books!
  39. What do the moon and the dollar have in common?… They both have four quarters.
  40. The moon landing was obviously fake… Like the moon is still up there, it didn’t land anywhere.
  41. Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me.
  42. What did Artemis II crew say when no one laughed at their floating in the Pacific Ocean joke?… “I guess you had to be there.”
  43. Have you guys heard about the plans for a new restaurant on the moon?… Critics say the food will be good, but there’s no atmosphere.
  44. I’m not sure what the first church on the moon will look like… But I’m sure the mass will be the same.
  45. Use your i-moon-gination… for a civilization on the moon.
  46. Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
  47. I’m currently obsessed with the Artemis II & the moon… although I think it’s just a phase.
  48. Sky me to the moon.
  49. Those puns are lune-y.
  50. I wonder how NASA felt after Apollo 11’s success?… I bet they were over the moon.
  51. How much is the moon worth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters.
  52. How do you store supplies for a colony on the moon?… In crate-rs.