- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Solar Eclipse jokes.
- What is a top song during a solar eclipse?… Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band.
- I decided to watch the eclipse with only sunglasses, in spite of all the warnings… I honestly can’t see what all the fuss was about.
- I was told i could look at an eclipse with a colander. I tried it and it just strained my eyes.
- This past week I made a couple bucks selling fake eclipse glasses I’m not to worried though, those suckers will never see me again.
- A solar eclipse is when the moon is between the Earth and the Sun. A lunar eclipse is when the earth is between the Moon and the Sun. What’s it called when the sun is between the moon and the earth? The apocalypse…
- What do you call road-tripping to the eclipse?… Going where the sun don’t shine.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Not the sun…
- What do you call it when you fall in love on August 12, 2026?… A total eclipse of the heart.
- What did the moon bring to the beach on August 12, 2026?… Sunblock.
