Hurricane Jokes

by | Aug 23, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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Hurricanes are no joke… prepare NOW.

  1. October Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hurricane jokes.
  2. Hurricanes are no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  3. August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane!
  4. Meteorologists reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane… Number 5 will blow you away.
  5. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida trust the National Hurricane Center and listen to their advice!
  6. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida evacuate RIGHT NOW!
  7. What did the National Hurricane Center to the hurricane?… I have my eye on you. 
  8. Psychology Jokes: Hurricanes are very… depressing.
  9. Election Jokes: The Worst Natural Disaster Election! The natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst. Hurricane blew the others away. Earthquake shook things up badly. Flooding was a wash. Blizzard almost buried the rest. Meteor made a deep impact. But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide.
  10. I told a hurricane joke… I was expecting a surge of laughter.
  11. Book Jokes: Generator shopping is the new Hunger Games.
  12. We’re about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you’re going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to a red blob out in the ocean and making two basic announcements: #1 There is no need to panic. #2 We could all be killed, any day now, by massive, engulfing walls of turgid water, relentlessly driven by shrieking 200 MPH winds, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
  13. It is hurricane season… There will be heavy down pour of jokes soon.
  14. Hurricane Isaias Jokes: October 7, 2026: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Isaias Breaks 121-Year Record as It Becomes First Hurricane of 2026 Atlantic Season?
  15. Hurricane Isaias Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the latest date of the 1st 2026 Atlantic Hurricane?… October 7, 2026.
  16. August 2020: Hurricane Marco is headed towards land… Hurricane Polo is nowhere in sight.
  17. What is in the middle of a hurricane?… An “i.”
  18. Hurricane Isaias Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me how to pronounce Hurricane Isaias?… “ees-ah-EE-ahs” (four syllables, with the main stress on the third syllable).
  19. What’s Irish, sits outside and rarely survives a Florida hurricane?… Paddy O’ Furniture.
  20. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?… Bridge over troubled water.
  21. Leif Erikson Jokes: What happens if a hurricane falls on Leif Erikson Day?… You’ll be blown away.
  22. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the two years with no recorded hurricanes?
  23. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends BEFORE the hurricane hits?  
  24. Mardi Gras Jokes: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
  25. A hurricane will be hitting…. There will be heavy down pour of jokes soon.
  26. What do you call a weak hurricane?… Hurrican’t!
  27. Grandparent Jokes: Hurricane Nana… the unofficial hurricane of Grandparents Day.
  28. Texas Jokes: Texas refuses to remove its Confederate statues… Hurricane volunteers to help. 
  29. Florida Jokes: What did  Hurricane Isaias say to the Florida coast?… I have my eye on you.
  30. I want to make a hurricane joke…  But I am scared my inbox will be flooded.
  31. What NHL team is the unofficial sponsor of hurricanes?… The Carolina Hurricanes.
  32. Star Trek Jokes: What is Captain Kirk’s favorite hurricane of all-time?… Hurricane Kirk.
  33. Psychology Jokes: I always get a little sad during hurricane season… …you could say I have tropical depression.
  34. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the 2026 Hurricanes?
  35. Hurricane Jokes: What song is on every storm chaser’s playlist?… Riders on the Storm by the Doors.
  36. Alabama Jokes: What did  Hurricane Isaias say to the Alabama coast?… I have my eye on you.
  37. Mississippi Jokes: What did  Hurricane Isaias say to the Mississippi coast?… I have my eye on you.
  38. Music Jokes: Melissa, by The Allman Brothers Band… the unofficial song of Hurricane Melissa.
  39. Music Jokes: What Bonnie Raitt Song Is On Every Hurricane Playlist?… Storm Warning.
  40. I did a hurricane comedy set… the crowd loved it and did the wave at the end.
  41. Election Jokes: We should just name hurricanes after politicians…. That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything!
  42. Hurricanes are like in-laws. They arrive with no warning.
  43. You can’t trust hurricanes… they’re known to blow things out of proportion.
  44. Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY… That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
  45. Music Jokes: I’m trying to write a song about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  46. What is the favorite NHL team of the weather channel?… It is either the Carolina Hurricanes or the Tampa Bay Lightning.
  47. Hurricane Milton Jokes: Milton High School Wildcats… Hurricane Milton Wild Cat 5.
  48. 2026 Stanley Cup: Stanley Cup Jokes: What team did the weather channel pull for in the 2026 Stanley Cup?… The Carolina Hurricanes.
  49. A hurricane just blew the roof off the local cheese factory…. De Brie is everywhere
  50. A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona & two hurricanes… The bartender says that’ll be $20.20!
  51. What hurricane is resembles a typical beach house guest?… Sandy.
  52. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Fly Aer Lingus… the unofficial airline of Hurricane Erin. (2025)
  53. Music Jokes: What is the #1 Clash song during a hurricane for residents?… Should I Stay or Should I Go?
  54. What happens to a sailboat in a hurricane?… Mast destruction.
  55. Music Jokes: What is on a hurricane’s playlist… Call Me the Breeze by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
  56. I told a hurricane joke… I was expecting a wave of applause.
  57. Biology Jokes: How do hurricanes see?… With one eye.
  58. Hurricane Erin Jokes: What did Hurricane Erin say to the Outer Banks?… Hey! Why don’t you get outer here.
  59. While getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack aisle than the water aisle… I’m just kidding, I live in America.
  60. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 96 MPH could be the start of a Category 2 hurricane!
  61. I took a picture of Hurricane Dorian… but it came out Grey.
  62. What do you call a hurricane that hits Puerto Rico?… A PR disaster!
  63. Surfing Jokes: I asked my surfer friend if he plans to evacuate for the hurricane. He said, “Na-ama-ste.”
  64. Music Jokes: Hurricane Melissa (October 2025): What Allman Brothers song is never requested or played in Jamaica?… Melissa.
  65. I love hurricane season. Said no grill ever.
  66. Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane?… It was mime-blowing!
  67. Teacher Jokes for August: Why did the teacher rush to the hurricane flood zone?… To test the water.
  68. Music Jokes: What is the most popular Jimmy Buffett song during a hurricane?… Trying to Reason with the Hurricane Season.
  69. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida rather be safe than sorry with a hurricane warning!
  70. What is a top requested song during a hurricane?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones.
  71. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 1 hurricane and a category 5 hurricane?
  72. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 157 MPH could be the start of a category 5 hurricane!
  73. Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; “Houston, you have a problem.”
  74. Psychology Jokes: Why did the hurricane go to therapy?… It had too much internal pressure.
  75. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Ireland loves Hurricane Erin… “Erin go braugh”
  76. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Ireland was honored to be named a Hurricane (Erin).
  77. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the 1st hurricane in 2025? (Hurricane Erin)
  78. Remember Hurricane Sandy that hit New York a couple years ago?… They made a mixed drink after it. It’s pretty much a watered down Manhattan!
  79. What is a Tropical Storm’s favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!”
  80. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the 1st hurricane in 2026?
  81. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Hurricane Erin is now a Category 1 hurricane?
  82. Music Jokes: What do you get when you cross a hurricane with a cruise ship full of 1990’s boy bands?… Washed up musicians.
  83. Music Jokes: Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?… A moron in a suit.
  84. Psychology Jokes: A hurricane is very… depressing.
  85. The hurricane party was eye-conic.
  86. I love Little Debbie treats. Hurricane Debby… not so much.
  87. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 111 MPH could be the start of a Category 3 hurricane! 
  88. I’m trying to write a joke about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  89. Hurricane Lala Jokes: Hurricane Lala is no joke… prepare NOW.
  90. Grandparent Jokes: The Grandkids’ Confusion: “Grandma, why is everyone on the news screaming your name and boarding up the windows?”
  91. The scariest part?… No coffee for six hours.
  92. 3 girls were being executed. The 1st girl was getting ready to be shot. Guard: “Ready aim-” 1st girl: “Tornado!” The guard turned around she escaped. 2nd girl was being executed. Guard: ”Ready aim-” 2nd girl “Hurricane!” 3rd girl Guard: “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!”
  93. After the hurricane, fixing the fence around our family farm reminded me a lot of jokes… A lot of reposting.
  94. Christmas Jokes: “Deck the Halls”… the unofficial Christmas song of Hurricane Lala.
  95. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Name Game: How do you know Hurricane Lala isn’t taking herself seriously?… She arrives sounding like a Teletubby instead of a category-four disaster.
  96. Tree Jokes: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?… Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.
  97. Psychology Jokes: The False Sense of Security: The National Weather Service issues a severe warning, but your brain refuses to take a storm named Lala seriously until your roof flies into the neighbor’s papaya tree.
  98. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Teletubby Threat: People joked that instead of high winds and storm surges, the hurricane was just going to show up on the islands and yell “Eh-oh!”
  99. In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded… I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes. 
  100. What does a hurricane wear?… A windbreaker.
  101. A hurricane tore off a quarter of my roof… Now all I have is a Roo.
  102. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a Tropical Storm and a hurricane?
  103. What was Governor Ron DeSantis advice to some Florida residents during Hurricane Ian?… Tampa Pray.
  104. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a Category 1 hurricane!
  105. Have you heard about the hurricane party?… It’s going to be in tents.
  106. What’s the difference between a horse and a hurricane?… One is reined up and the other rains down.
  107. A book never written: “Living Through The Storm” by Ty Foon.
  108. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Intimidation Factor: Getting your house flattened by Hurricane Andrew is tragic. Getting your patio chair knocked over by Hurricane Lala is just embarrassing at the community BBQ.
  109. Hurricane Lala Jokes: Laa-Laa (yellow)… the unofficial Teletubby of Hurricane Lala
  110. The Intimidation Factor: Getting your house flattened by Hurricane Andrew is tragic. Getting your patio chair knocked over by Hurricane Lala is just embarrassing at the community BBQ.
  111. Spiderman Jokes: I invited Spider Man to my Hurricane Lala Party… he said he would swing by for a bit!
  112. Ice Cream Jokes: Why is Lala the worst name for a hurricane?… It sounds like a sound a toddler makes on the way to an ice cream truck.
  113. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Aer Lingus… the unofficial airline of Hurricane Erin. (2025)
  114. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida like to thank the National Weather Service for keeping us updated!
  115. Be safe!… This next hurricane might raise Hell!
  116. I would rather live in Milton, Mass than be in Hurricane Milton’s path.
  117. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Costco Rush: Everyone running out to buy toilet paper and water because Lala is coming over uninvited like that one relative who doesn’t RSVP
  118. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Island Face-off: What did Hurricane Lala say to the Hawaiian volcano?… “You blow, but I’m way windier.”
  119. Mom Jokes: Hurricane Isaias was coming, and my mother was thirsty. My mother has a glass of port wine with almost every dinner, and insists that any guests over 21 do the same. A handful of my friends have also come to wait out the storm with us, as they had to evacuate. While at the grocery store stocking up on food, my mother insists on getting more wine for our guests. However, the grocery store was out of her favorite brand. It’s okay. She said. Any Port in a storm.
  120. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Name Identity Crisis: Lala is the only hurricane where you expect it to show up wearing pastel pink, humming a little tune, and asking if anyone wants to swing by the ice cream truck.
  121. Music Jokes: The Sound Track: What’s the official meteorological sound track of this storm? Just 40 miles per hour of wind softly going “la-la-la-la-la” while your trash can rolls down the street.
  122. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Travel Agent: “How come no one told me? I had to find out on the news! Lala is officially open for bookings… straight from L.A.”
  123. My evacuation plan: leave, then complain.
  124. The Weather Report: Reporting live from the backyard where the palm trees are completely still—locals confirm the most dangerous part of Lala so far is the extreme humidity and lack of school.
  125. The Yard Sale: “My backyard isn’t destroyed, it’s just hosting an unpermitted neighborhood yard sale courtesy of Lala.”
  126. Hurricanes with Teletubby Names?
  127. I finally met my neighbors. They were chasing a cooler.
  128. Hurricane Pun: My weather app said “extreme wind.” I said “thanks, captain obvious.”
  129. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane?
  130. What 2024 hurricane did the French citizens watch closely?… Hurricane Francine.
  131. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me bag sand to prepare the hurricane?
  132. The Laundry Line Warning: All you aunties and uncles leaving your pooka panties and aloha shirts hanging on the clothesline—take ’em down before they end up fully styled on your neighbor’s roof.
  133. The Weather Forecast: Guy Hagi was right again, so you better go grab the Heinekens, the sashimi, and cross your fingers the Kool-Aid doesn’t spill.
  134. My neighbor’s trampoline just joined the space program.
  135. Why did the weather report go to school?… To improve its circulation!
  136. The Speed Upgrade: How fast did Lala intensify? She upgraded faster than a lifted Tacoma racing through Lex Brody’s tire shop.
  137. The Ultimate Verdict: What’s the official local consensus on the storm’s name? Guy Hagi was right, but naming a cyclone “Lala” is just Mother Nature playing a prank on our weekend plans.
  138. Why did Hurricane Lala walk in circles off the coast?… It was looking for the nearest Costco to join the toilet paper line.
  139. Hawaii Jokes: What did  Hurricane Lala say to the Hawaii coast?… I have my eye on you.
  140. How do you find the eye of a hurricane?… Look near the c!
  141. Mardi Gras Pun: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
  142. Music Jokes: What do you call a storm that sounds like a lullaby?… A category one wakeup call.
  143. I’m trying to write a joke about a  Hurricane Lala… But at the moment it is just a draft. 
  144. The Local Forecast: Guy Hagi warned us, but nobody expected a Category 4 system to roll up looking like it brought Heineken and sashimi to the pau hana.
  145. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good hurricane knock-knock joke?
  146. Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during the hurricane?… It experienced pier pressure.
  147. I told a  Hurricane Lala joke… I was expecting a surge of laughter.
  148. Hurricane Lala will be hitting…. There will be heavy down pour of jokes.
  149. Walking Jokes: How fast does Hurricane Lala move compared to a cheetah?… A cheetah runs 75 mph, meaning Lala is just taking a scenic island stroll.
  150. My internet is slower than hurricane recovery. Bear with me.
  151. My weather radio is also a comedian. It keeps saying “stay tuned.”
  152. We had French toast for dinner. That’s how you know a storm is coming.
  153. What do you call a walking stick that makes Nana walk faster?… A hurricane.
  154. It’s too early for hurricane jokes… wait for everything to blow over first.
  155. I told a  Hurricane Lala joke… I was expecting a wave of laughter.
  156. California Jokes: Hurricane Lala… the unofficial hurricane of Los Angeles Summer Olympics.
  157. I saw a comedy show… I was swept away by the comedian’s Hurricane Lala joke.
  158. Hawaii Jokes: What’s an island resident’s favorite emergency prep gear?… A Honda generator, an extension cord, and absolute skepticism.
  159. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: New Orleans… the unofficial sponsor of Hurricane Nola.
  160. Let’s make like a roof and leave.
  161. I’m not raining on your parade….The storm is.
  162. I’m trying to write a poem about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  163. Hurricane Lala is no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  164. Before I married my wife she like a hurricane… She was a 5 but now she is a 2.
  165. Where does a turtle go during a hurricane?… A shell-ter.
  166. Hawaii Jokes: Category 1 Hurricane Lala was no joke…. It raised Hell in… Hawaii!
  167. College Football Jokes: What college football team is the unofficial sponsor of  Hurricane Lala?… The UCLA Bruins.
  168. I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea I thought… there’s a storm brewing.
  169. Hurricane Joaquin: This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin.
  170. My kayak finally paid off.
  171. What is a hurricane’s favorite instrument?… The wind-strument.
  172. Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?… All over the place.
  173. I asked the hurricane for a joke… but it just blew me away.
  174. What did the Hurricane say to Florida coast?… I have my eye on you.
  175. How do you find the eye of a hurricane?… Look near the r!
  176. Why do they call some storms Tropical Depressions?… Because it’s a storm that is suffering from a “Depression” because it couldn’t become a hurricane.
  177. This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane.
  178. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida stock up on water before the hurricane hits!
  179. You hear about the new drink called The Hurricane Dorian?… It’s just a watered down  Bahama Mama.
  180. What hurricane makes the most money?… Hurricane “EARN” esto.
  181. A hurricane walks into a bar… The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.
  182. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the best hurricane evacuation route?
  183. A hurricane will be hitting…. There will be heavy down pour of jokes soon.
  184. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Hurricane Erin is now a Category 5 hurricane?
  185. Tragedy. The gas station line was longer than the storm.
  186. Prep day is leg day. Carrying sandbags.
  187. My yard is a yard sale without prices.
  188. The mailman delivered. Respect.
  189. Power’s back. Time to stare at a screen for six hours.
  190. Our project was like a hurricane. Lots of energy, little direction.
  191. I’m writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes… It’s only a draft at the moment.
  192. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Hurricane Erin is now a Category 4 hurricane?
  193. Sunshine State. Florida man vs. hurricane. Bet on Florida man. We don’t evacuate. We “hold my beer.”
  194. What do you call a hurricane that’s late?… A takeitstimecane.
  195. I saw a comedy show… I was swept away by the comedian’s hurricane joke.
  196. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hurricane jokes.
  197. Why is it really hard to sneak up on a hurricane?… Because they’re always turning around.
  198. I would go rather shopping at Milton’s Mens’ Store than be in Hurricane Milton’s path!
  199. Category 4 Hurricane Milton was no joke…. It raised Hell in Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, and Tennessee.
  200. I tried to catch some fog during the hurricane… but I mist.
  201. Tampa Pray for Tampa Bay.
  202. Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY… That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
  203. Brace yourself, humor is landing ashore.
  204. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida prepare for the hurricane RIGHT NOW!
  205. What hurricane invests the most money?… Hurricane “EARN” esto.
  206. A big hurricane came by and washed a beach away… The sea rises by and says “Hello Beach! Where’s the rest of ya!?” The beach replies: “I’m not shore anymore.”
  207. School’s back. So is my sanity.
  208. My internet is slow. So is my patience.
  209. She swept me off my feet like a category five hurricane.
  210. The smell of wet carpet. Ahh, memories.
  211. I’ve seen better days. Also worse.
  212. Hurricane Milton is just like Hurricane Helene… it might raise Hell!
  213. Why did the hurricane apologize?… It had a whirlwind of regrets.
  214. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good hurricane knock knock jokes?
  215. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 4 hurricane and a category 5 hurricane?
  216. Why do reporters love hurricanes?… Job security.
  217. I made a hurricane playlist. It’s all “Blowin’ in the Wind.”
  218. Why are hurricane winds so fast?… Because if they weren’t, they’d be slowicanes.
  219. Texas refuses to remove its statues… Hurricane volunteers to help.
  220. I didn’t lose my roof. I know exactly where it is—two streets over.
  221. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida make sure the pets are packed up and ready to go!
  222. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida trust the government leaders and listen to their advice!
  223. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida check the generator before the hurricane hits!
  224. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida get bread and water before the hurricane hits!
  225. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida fill up the car with gas before the hurricane hits!
  226. What did the Hurricane say to Texas coast?… I have my eye on you.
  227. That joke blew in from nowhere.
  228. I have a new pool… It’s called my living room.
  229. What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?… A hurricane.
  230. I’m trying to write a blog about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  231. What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?… Hurricanes with cataracts.
  232. What did the hurricane say to the island?… I’ve got my eye on you.
  233. How did you find the hurricane on your summer vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
  234. Why shouldn’t you stare at hurricanes for too long?… You’ll get lost in their eyes.
  235. A man once asked his friend the difference between a cyclone, a hurricane and a divorced wife…. Nothing, They all get the house.
  236. I named my hurricane Kevin. He wasn’t that strong, just annoying.
  237. A hurricane’s favorite game?… Twister.
  238. Hope everyone’s power is back. Mine’s still out. Send coffee. I’m working remotely. Very remotely. Two counties over.
  239. A hurricane tore off a half of my roof… Now all I have is a of.
  240. A hurricane tore off a half of my roof… Now all I have is a Ro
  241. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me if I should stay or go, because a hurricane is coming?
  242. Snowbirds leave. Real Floridians stay and grill.
  243. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure I am safe for the hurricane?
  244. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough water before the hurricane hits?
  245. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we are getting a hurricane?
  246. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough gas before the hurricane hits?
  247. What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?… A milkshake.
  248. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 136 MPH could be the start of a category 4 hurricane!
  249. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 157 MPH could be the start of a category 2 hurricane!
  250. The real storm is the Publix run before.
  251. “Standing in the wind” is a competitive sport. That reporter leaned at 45 degrees. Gold medal.
  252. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you go to the store and stock up on water and other essentials for hurricane?
  253. I survived. My trash can didn’t.
  254. We name hurricanes like exes. Irma, Andrew, Dorian.
  255. My fence is now modern art.
  256. Who else worked by flashlight today?… Respect.
  257. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me board up the windows for hurricane?
  258. Hurricane Ian is very… depressing.
  259. When Hurricane Milton hit Puerto Rico in August of 2024??… A PR disaster!
  260. So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating… Does that make them a “Flo-rida”?  
  261. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hurricane… Hurricane who?… Hurry! Cane you run away from the #storm?
  262. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida buy some #batteries!
  263. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June know how to tell a good hurricane knock knock joke?
  264. Cool? I wanted a waterfront view. Not like this.
  265. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me clean up after the hurricane?
  266. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me rebuild after the hurricane?
  267. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 3 hurricane and a category 4 hurricane?
  268. That storm was a total blowout.
  269. High winds, high spirits.
  270. Weather reporters and umbrellas. A toxic relationship.
  271. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me move after the hurricane?
  272. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 1 hurricane and a category 2 hurricane?
  273. I’m reading a book about hurricanes… It’s very moving.
  274. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 2 hurricane and a category 3 hurricane?
  275. This storm reminds me of my ex. Lots of hot air, then leaves.
  276. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about hurricanes?
  277. What did the hurricane say to the Louisiana shore?… I have my eye on you.
  278. Hurricane Ian is no joke… but everything else on this page is. 
  279. This weather is unhinged—literally.
  280. Our server survived. My sanity?… TBD.
  281. Let’s circle back when the wind stops circling.
  282. I now own three new roof shingles. From two blocks away.
  283. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH was the start of Hurricane Ida!
  284. I always get a little sad during hurricane season in New Orleans… …you could say I have tropical depression.
  285. What did the Hurricane say to New England coast?… I have my eye on you.
  286. How did you find the tropical storm on your vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
  287. Hurricane Isaias Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Hurricane Isaias jokes.
  288. My car is now a submarine.
  289. What did the hurricane say to coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  290. Hurricane Pun: “I’m going to spin you right round, baby.”
  291. Hurricane Pun: I told a hurricane joke… The delivery was windy.
  292. Hurricane Pun: Hurricanes are like toddlers. Lots of noise, then a mess.
  293. Hurricane Pun: Hurricanes are just Mother Nature testing her leaf blower.
  294. Hurricane Pun: That hurricane had a great spin, but zero chill.
  295. Stay calm and carry a battery radio.
  296. My prep list: water, batteries, wine. In that order.
  297. “Get to higher ground!” — reporter standing in a puddle.
  298. That hurricane had one goal: break my fence. Success.
  299. Florida: where hurricanes are the real snow days.
  300. Hurricanes are like bad houseguests. They overstay and break things.
  301. That storm had wind, rain, and zero manners.
  302. Batteries: bought. Remote: lost.
  303. I played the quiet game… I lost to myself.
  304. Palm trees: nature’s windshield wipers.
  305. Evacuate means “eat all the ice cream first.”
  306. Hurricane update: my trash cans are now in the next county.
  307. This hurricane is unbeleafable.
  308. Boarding windows is a full-body workout.
  309. I’m trying to stay positive, but this wind is negative pressure.
  310. You’ve got to be breazy to laugh right now.
  311. I’m not a meteorologist, but I know when things get shady.
  312. I’m having a whirl of a time.
  313. The basement is a lake… Who wants to swim?
  314. Don’t be a gust, be a friend.
  315. Knock knock. Who’s there? Windy. Windy who? Windy storm coming, let me in!
  316. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rain. Rain who? Rain you glad I’m not a hurricane?
  317. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo outside? That’s dangerous.
  318. Knock knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone, it’s blowing sideways.
  319. Knock knock. Who’s there? Shelter. Shelter who? Shelter me from these bad puns!
  320. Knock knock. Who’s there? Power. Power who? Power’s out.
  321. Why did the hurricane go to school?… To improve its “wind” speed.
  322. What’s a hurricane’s favorite snack?… Twist-ies.
  323. Noah called. He wants his ark back.
  324. What do you call a scared hurricane?… A whirl-i-cane.
  325. Why did the tree like the hurricane?… It finally got to shake a leg.
  326. How do hurricanes say hello?… “Long time, no sea.”
  327. We lost power for 10 minutes… Call the news.
  328. What’s a hurricane’s least favorite game?… Hide and seek. It always blows its cover.
  329. Why did the hurricane break up with the tornado?… Too much drama.
  330. What do you get when you cross a hurricane with a cat?… A purr-i-cane.
  331. Why did the hurricane sit down?… It was tired of blowing things out of proportion.
  332. I asked the hurricane if it was almost over. It said, “Wind and see.”
  333. Why don’t hurricanes tell secrets?… Too many leaks.
  334. I’m on a seafood diet during storms. I see food floating by.
  335. My weather app owes me an apology.
  336. My generator ran on hopes and prayers.
  337. Water you doing?… Staying inside.
  338. I’ll never look at a palm tree the same way.
  339. My favorite actor?… The guy holding the microphone sideways.
  340. They said “catastrophic.” I saw a tipped-over bird bath.
  341. This deadline is Category 5. Let’s hunker down.
  342. I call this meeting “the calm before the email storm.”
  343. Thanks for being flexible… Like a pine tree.
  344. I packed the important stuff. Chips and phone charger.
  345. We brought the cat. She brought the attitude. I forgot pants. Priorities.
  346. Three hours of traffic for a drizzle.
  347. I told my kids it’s a camping trip. They’re not buying it.
  348. The dog loved the car ride. The storm, not so much.
  349. Candles: romantic. Also: fire hazard. YOLO.
  350. The silence was louder than the wind. We told stories. Mostly about snacks.
  351. The fish are in my driveway… Awkward.
  352. My shoes are now aqua socks.
  353. I’m over this. Over the water line? No.
  354. Hurricanes are just Florida’s off-season entertainment.
  355. My hurricane kit has sunscreen and a lawn chair.
  356. A hurricane is just a bad hair day for the whole state.
  357. We measure storms in “how many patio chairs flew away.”
  358. Every hurricane is a block party with anxiety.
  359. I bought bread and milk. I don’t even like bread.
  360. My neighbor has a bunker. I have a closet.
  361. I taped my windows. Science? No. Vibes.
  362. I found my trash can. It’s a family heirloom now.
  363. Thank you, linemen. You’re real superheroes.
  364. Normal is boring. I’ll take boring.
  365. One storm. Ten stories. Zero regrets.
  366. What do you call a hurricane that tells jokes?… A pun-icane.
  367. What do you call a very slow hurricane?… A hurri-cane’t.
  368. What do you call a hurricane that sings? …A melody-cane.
  369. What do you call a polite hurricane?… A “thank you for your patience” -cane.
  370. What do you call a hurricane that loves books?… A literate-cane.
  371. What do you call a hurricane that works out?… A hurri-gain.
  372. What do you call a fake hurricane?… A pretenderstorm.
  373. What do you call a hurricane that plays guitar?… A power chord-cane.
  374. Why do storms make terrible secret-keepers?… They always leak.
  375. What is a hurricane’s favorite candy?… Twisters.
  376. Why did the wind get a promotion?… Because it is always moving forward.
  377. What do you call a hurricane that tells jokes?… A pun-cane.
  378. What is a hurricane’s favorite game?… Blow-opoly or Twister.
  379. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: I hosted a Hurricane Nola party…. YOLO!
  380. Grandparent Jokes: Hurricane Nana… the official hurricane of Grandmothers.
  381. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: #NOLA… the unofficial hashtag of Hurricane NOLA.
  382. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: Hurricane Nola is no joke… prepare NOW.
  383. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: YOLO!… I am hosted a Hurricane Nola party.
  384. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: I am went to a Hurricane Nola party…. YOLO!
  385. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: YOLO!… I went to a Hurricane Nola party.
  386. Grandparent Jokes: Hurricane Nana… the official hurricane of Grandmothers.
  387. You’re the eye-candy of this storm.