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- June 1st: 1st Day of Hurricane Season: Hurricanes are very… depressing.
- What comes at the start of June?… J.
- June 3rd National Egg Day: Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them.
- June 4th National Cheese Day: What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss! (Cheese Jokes)
- Alaska Jokes: Alaska has its own capital!… Did Juneau that?
- Donut Jokes: Friday June 6th, 2025 National Donut Day. Hole-y Moley! That donut pun was a-glaze-ing! 🍩
- June 7th, 2025 National Trails Day: Hiking Jokes: I just made a hiking playlist for National Trails Day! It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. (California Jokes / Music Jokes / Hiking Jokes / Peanut Jokes)
- June 8th, 2025: World Ocean Day Ocean Jokes: Jaws Jokes: Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean. Year-round.
- Who is June’s favorite TV mom?… Beaver’s Mom June Cleaver!
- Why is a traffic light red?…You would be red too if you were changing in front of people all day. (180 School Jokes)
- What do prisoners use to call each other?… Cell phones. (180 School Jokes)
- Friday the 13th Jokes: Friday the 13th, June 2025: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
- June 14th Flag Day Jokes: Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee.
- June 15th Father’s Day Jokes Alaska Jokes: Dad: What’s the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don’t. That’s why I’m asking you.
- When Flag Day follows Friday the 13th…. Should we raise a red flag?
- June 17th Bunker Hill Day: What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?… The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
- Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA: Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean.
- Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.
- June 20th Summer Solstice: Well, today is gonna be a long day…… What with the summer solstice and all…..
- Jaws Jokes: #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
- Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA There’s a little-known but foolproof defense against sharks… Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet.
- Heat Wave Jokes: #1 Rap Concert for a Heat Wave?… Ice T & Ice Cube.
- Arizona Jokes: So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket.
- Heat Wave Jokes: How hot is it?… Hot water now comes out of both taps.
- NBA Draft: 2025 NBA Draft: June 25th, 2025… Flagg Day in Newport, ME.
- NBA Draft: June 25th, 2025…. Cooper Flagg was the Maine attraction at the 2025 NBA Draft.
- Don’t Harper on it… the Spurs made a great choice at #2.
- Heat Wave Jokes: How hot is it?… It is so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk.
- What do you get from a pampered cow?… Spoiled milk. (180 School Jokes)
- What comes at the end of June?… E.
- What did the dentist give to the marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste (180 School Jokes)
- What did the bottle of dressing say to the person who opened the refrigerator door?…“SHUT THE DOOR!” I’m dressing! (180 School Jokes)
- June 29th, 2026: Strawberry Moon Jokes: Music Jokes: What song is the #1 request for the Strawberry Moon?… Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles.
- Did I tell you the joke about the ceiling?… Oh forget it. It’s over your head. (180 School Jokes)
- What did the ocean say to the other ocean?… Nothing. He waved. (180 School Jokes)
- Two wrongs don’t make a right. But what do two WRIGHTS make?…A plane (Orville and Wilbur WRIGHT)! (180 School Jokes)
- Summer Solstice Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?…NACHO cheese!
- Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark!
- What did on flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
- Beaver Moon Jokes: Who is the official TV Mom of the Beaver Moon?… Beaver’s Mom June Cleaver!
- Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes
- Summer Jokes
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last day of school?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last Friday of the school year?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the first day of summer?
- Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student:“Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes)
- A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Alaska knock knock jokes?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Alaska knock-knock joke?
- What’s the capital of Alaska?”… “Juneau”… “No, I don’t, that’s why I’m asking.”
- What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?…A POPsicle! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- A Father’s Day book never written: “Fatherly Advice” by Buck L. Upson. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- Why do fathers who golf take an extra pair of socks?…In case they get a hole in one! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?…Science student: When my father sees my report card! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- Son: For $20, I’ll be good… Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate… Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
- What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Summer Jokes)
- Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Top Summer Jokes)
- Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Top Summer Jokes)
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Top Summer Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
- What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
- Do they have a 4th of July in England?… Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (Top 10 4th of July Jokes & 4th of July Quiz)
- What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?…Get in the boat, men!” (Top 10 4th of July Jokes & 4th of July Quiz)
- What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)Who is June’s favorite TV mom?… Beaver’s Mom June Cleaver!
- Knock Knock…. Who’s there?… June – O… June – O Who?… Juno (Juneau) is the capital of Alaska! (Alaska Jokes)
June 1st: Bee Jokes for Kids: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC) #SpellingBee
June 2nd: National Donut Day: Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes & Donut Jokes for Kids) #NationalDonutDay
June 3rd: National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! #NationalTrailsDay (Hiking Jokes)
June 8th: World Oceans Day Jokes for Kids: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved! #WorldsOceansDay #WorldOceanDay
June 14th: Flag Day: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes)
June 18th: Father’s Day Jokes: What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son. #FathersDay #HappyFathersDay
June 17th: Bunker Hill Day American Revolutionary War Jokes: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
June 17th: National Lobster Day Jokes Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay
June 21st: Summer Solstice What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes) #SummerSolstice
Saturday June 24th: Great American Backyard Campout: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! (Camping Jokes)