June Jokes

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  1. June 1st: 1st Day of Hurricane Season: Hurricanes are very… depressing.
    • National Dinosaur Day: Dinosaur Jokes: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?… a thesaurus.
    • What comes at the start of June?… J.
  2. June 2nd: How many seconds are there in one year?… 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.  
  3. June 3rd National Egg Day: Egg Jokes: Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them. 
    • Game #1 NBA Finals NBA Jokes: Iowa Jokes: What San Antonio player is a fan favorite in Iowa?… Luke Kornet.
  4. June 4th National Cheese Day: Cheese Jokes: What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!
  5. Friday June 5th, 2026 National Donut Day: Donut Jokes & June Jokes for Teachers: Teachers run on Dunkin Donuts…. Especially in June.
  6. June 6th, 2026 National Trails Day: Hiking Jokes:I just made a hiking playlist for National Trails Day! It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. 
  7. High School Graduation Jokes: High School is similar to College… To a degree.
  8. June 8th, 2025: World Ocean Day Ocean Jokes: Jaws Jokes: Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean. Year-round. 
    • Game #3 NBA Finals 2026 NBA Finals: NBA Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Knicks have won 13 straight playoff games.
  9. Who is June’s favorite TV mom?… Beaver’s Mom June Cleaver!
  10. Why is a traffic light red?…You would be red too if you were changing in front of people all day.
  11. June 11th, 2026 International Day of Play: Why did the chicken cross the playground?… To get to the other slide.
    • June 11th – July 19th, 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: World Cup Soccer is the only sport that’s not a game of inches… It’s a game of feet
  12. Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA: Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean.
  13. June 13th World Softball Day: Softball Jokes: Music Jokes: What Seals & Crofts song is written about a softball player?… Diamond Girl.
  14. June 14th Flag Day Jokes: Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. 
  15. June 15th National Lobster Day: Lobster Jokes: Why did the lobster join the Navy?… To become a navy-claw officer!
  16. June 16th World Sea Turtle Day: Turtle Jokes: Police Jokes: A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.” 
  17. Boston Celtics Jokes: 617 Day: The unofficial holiday of the Boston Celtics. (June 17th is the date the Celtics won the 2008 and 2024 NBA Titles.)
  18. Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.
  19. What do prisoners use to call each other?… Cell phones.
  20. Alaska Jokes: Alaska has its own capital!… Did Juneau that? 
  21. June 21st Summer Solstice: Well, today is gonna be a long day…… What with the summer solstice and all…..
  22. Jaws Jokes: #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
  23. Jokes for the Last Day Of School: School Sign on the Last Day of School: Dear Parents, Tag your it! Love the Teachers.
  24. Amazon Prime Day: Music Jokes & U2 Jokes: What song by U2 is the unofficial is the unofficial song of Amazon Prime Day?… One.
  25. Amazon Prime Day: What numbers absolutely love “Amazon Prime Day?”…  2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, & 97 to name a few! 
  26. Amazon Prime Day: Who are the 1st five numbers to make a purchase on “Prime” Day?… 2, 3, 5, 7, 11.
  27. Jokes for the Last Day Of School: Science Teacher: When is the boiling point reached?… Student: When my father sees my final report card!  
  28. Jokes for the Last Day Of School: Principal Jokes: Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! 
  29. June 29th, 2026: Strawberry Moon Jokes: Music Jokes: What song is the #1 request for the Strawberry Moon?… Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles.
  30. What comes at the end of June?… E.
  31. Jokes for the Last Day Of School: Music Jokes: What is the best end of the year gift for a music teacher?… A broken drum. It can’t be beat.
  32. Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA There’s a little-known but foolproof defense against sharks… Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet. 
  33. Heat Wave Jokes: #1 Rap Concert for a Heat Wave?… Ice T & Ice Cube.
  34. Arizona Jokes: So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket. 
  35. Heat Wave Jokes: How hot is it?… Hot water now comes out of both taps. 
  36. NBA Draft: 2025 NBA Draft: June 25th, 2025… Flagg Day in Newport, ME.
  37. NBA Draft: June 25th, 2025…. Cooper Flagg was the Maine attraction at the 2025 NBA Draft.
  38. Is it just me or is July 8th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th w
  39. Don’t Harper on it… the Spurs made a great choice at #2.
  40. Heat Wave Jokes: How hot is it?… It is so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk.
  41. What do you get from a pampered cow?… Spoiled milk. (180 School Jokes)
  43. What did the dentist give to the marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste (180 School Jokes)
  44. What did the bottle of dressing say to the person who opened the refrigerator door?…“SHUT THE DOOR!” I’m dressing! (180 School Jokes)
  45. Did I tell you the joke about the ceiling?… Oh forget it. It’s over your head. (180 School Jokes)
  46. What did the ocean say to the other ocean?… Nothing. He waved. (180 School Jokes)
  47. Two wrongs don’t make a right. But what do two WRIGHTS make?…A plane (Orville and Wilbur WRIGHT)! (180 School Jokes)
  48. Summer Solstice Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?…NACHO cheese!
  49. Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark!
  50. What did on flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
  51. Beaver Moon Jokes: Who is the official TV Mom of the Beaver Moon?… Beaver’s Mom June Cleaver!
  52. Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes
  53. Summer Jokes
  54. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last day of school?
  55. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last Friday of the school year?
  56. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the first day of summer?
  57. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student:“Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes)
  58. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
  59. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Alaska knock knock jokes? 
  60. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Alaska knock-knock joke?  
  61. What’s the capital of Alaska?”… “Juneau”… “No, I don’t, that’s why I’m asking.”  
  62. What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  63. What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?…A POPsicle! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  64. A Father’s Day book never written: “Fatherly Advice” by Buck L. Upson. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  65. Why do fathers who golf take an extra pair of socks?…In case they get a hole in one! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  66. Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?…Science student: When my father sees my report card! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  67. Son: For $20, I’ll be good… Dad: Oh, yeah?  When I was your age, I was good for nothing. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  68. Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate… Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait! (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  69. What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Summer Jokes)
  70. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Top Summer Jokes)
  71. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Top Summer Jokes)
  72. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Top Summer Jokes)
  73. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
  74. What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
  75. Do they have a 4th of July in England?… Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (Top 10 4th of July Jokes & 4th of July Quiz)
  76. What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?…Get in the boat, men!” (Top 10 4th of July Jokes & 4th of July Quiz)
  77. What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)Who is June’s favorite TV mom?… Beaver’s Mom June Cleaver!
  78. Knock Knock…. Who’s there?… June – O… June – O Who?… Juno (Juneau) is the capital of Alaska! (Alaska Jokes)

June 1st: Bee Jokes for Kids: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC) #SpellingBee
June 2nd: National Donut Day: Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes & Donut Jokes for Kids) #NationalDonutDay
June 3rd: National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! #NationalTrailsDay (Hiking Jokes)
June 8th: World Oceans Day Jokes for Kids: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved! #WorldsOceansDay #WorldOceanDay
June 14th: Flag Day: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes)
June 18th: Father’s Day Jokes: What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son. #FathersDay #HappyFathersDay
June 17th: Bunker Hill Day American Revolutionary War Jokes: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
June 17th: National Lobster Day Jokes Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay




June 21st: Summer Solstice What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes) #SummerSolstice
Saturday June 24th: Great American Backyard Campout: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! (Camping Jokes)