Basketball Jokes for March

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March Jokes

  1. March Madness Jokes: What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket.
  2. March 2nd: 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes: Which Dr. Seuss character would be great for a basketball dunk contest?… Hop on Pop!
  3. March 3rd, 2026: Worm Moon Jokes: Dennis Rodman would be a great spokesperson for the Worm Moon.
  4. Basketball Jokes for Mardi Gras: Do you have a date for the Mardi Gras basketball  game?… Yes, March 4th, 2025
  5. March National Pancake Day: Why aren’t pancakes too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Hamburger Jokes)
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys the state tournament for high school basketball jokes. Aren’t you? 
  7. March 6th National Oreo Cookie Day: Why do basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
  8. March 6th: Marcus Smart is a polarizing NBA player. Fans think he is a clutch player with defensive intensity that is out of this world. Critics think he is nothing but a flop.
  9. March 7th National Cereal Day: What is the #1 cereal for basketball players?… Dunkaroos. (Cereal Jokes)
  10. March 8th Basketball Jokes for March Madness: Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” (North Carolina Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  11. 101 Daylight Savings Jokes: What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (March Madness Jokes & 365 Basketball Jokes)
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in basketball in March Madness?
  13. Why did the basketball player bring crayons to March Madness?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Final Four Jokes)
  14. Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies and basketballs are round, brownies are square!
  15. Basketball Jokes for Pi Day: What is the “March Madness” version of Pi?… 3.14159… seconds left on the clock for a buzzer-beater!
  16. Basketball Jokes for St. Patrick’s Day: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better basketball coach. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  17. Basketball Jokes for St. Patrick’s Day: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish we were a better basketball team. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  18. March 14th Pi Day: What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
  19. Basketball Jokes for St. Patrick’s Day: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish the referee weren’t so blind. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys the state championship for high school basketball. Aren’t you? 
  21. March 17th Basketball Jokes for St. Patrick’s Day: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better basketball player. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  22. First Four Jokes: March Madness Pick-up Line: I wish I were Dayton you!
  23. First Four Jokes: The Boston Celtics had TWO Big Threes… Xavier has the Three Musketeers.
  24. March 20th World Frog Day: Why are frogs so good at basketball?… Because they always make jump shots!
  25. Who is a lumberjack’s favorite March Madness player?… Kansas guard Nick “Timber” lake.  (Kansas Jokes)
  26. 2025 March Madness Jokes & Duke Basketball Jokes: What fan base keeps psychiatrists busy during March Madness?… The Cameron Crazies.
  27. 2025 March Madness Jokes: My bracket is less “March Madness” and more “March Sadness.”
  28. Tom Izzo good coach… He has taken SIXTEEN teams to the SWEET SIXTEEN.
  29. 2025 March Madness Jokes: Derik Queen…. is King. (after buzzer beater to beat Colorado State to advance to the Sweet 16.)
  30. 2025 March Madness: Big East = Big Least (All Five Big East were all eliminated by the second round)
  31. There are not many guarantees in March Madness…. But I guaranteed the Cougars will win the First Round game on March 20th, 2025.. (#1 Houston vs. #16 SIUE)
  32. 2025 March Madness Jokes & Duke Basketball Jokes: Cooper Flagg is the Maine attraction in March Madness.
  33. 2025 March Madness Jokes: Cooper Flagg… forces opponents to raise the white flag.
  34. Crayola March Madness Jokes: Great Crayola March Madness Match-up: 2025 East Regional Final: #1 Duke Blue Devils vs. #2 Alabama Crimson Tide.
  35. March 31st National Crayon Day: Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the game?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Final Four Jokes)
  36. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket.
  37. 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes: Which Dr. Seuss character would be great for a basketball dunk contest?… Hop on Pop!
  38. March Jokes: Your March, marching orders… find us some more Basketball Jokes for March.
  39. Your March Madness, marching orders… find us some more March Madness jokes.
  40. Basketball Jokes for Friday the 13th: