Summer Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best summer jokes in the WORLD!
  2. Gymnastics Jokes: What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt.
  3. 4th of July Jokes: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings! 
  4. School Sign on the Last Day of School: Dear Parents, Tag your it! Love the Teachers.
  5. Ocean Jokes: Summer…. Happiness comes in waves.
  6. What is a teacher’s favorite Jimmy Buffett song?… “Summerzcool.”
  7. Friday the 13th, 2025: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
  8. Music Jokes: #1 Rap Concert for a Sizzling Summer Heat Wave?… Ice T & Ice Cube.
  9. Music Jokes: What is the #1 requested Willie Nelson song in the summer?… Blue Skies
  10. Alaska Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.
  11. Music Jokes: What is the most requested summer Electric Light Orchestra song?… Mr. Blue Sky.
  12. Music Jokes: Knock Knock…. Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?…. Canoe name the greatest summer band in the history of music? (The Beach Boys)
  13. Music Jokes: What is the official anthem for the Last Day of School?… “School’s Out” by Alice Cooper (Official Video)
  14. Jokes for the Last Day of School: What is the best end of the year gift for a music teacher?… A broken drum. It can’t be beat.
  15. Jokes for the Last Day of School: Science Teacher: When is the boiling point reached?… Student: When my father sees my final report card!  
  16. Donut Jokes: Friday June 6th, 2025 Teachers run on Dunkin Donuts…. Especially in June.
  17. Beach Boys Jokes: What is the #1 album for animal lovers?… Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys!
  18. Beach Boys Jokes: The Beach Boys walk into a bar. “Round?” “Round.” “Get a round?” “I’ll get a round!”
  19. Beach Boys Jokes: What is the snack the Beach Boys bring to the beach?… Salt Water Taffy.
  20. Beach Boys Jokes: What band is the #1 summer band of all time?… Salt Water Taffy.
  21. Can you guess the official song of the Last Day of School by Alice Cooper?… “School’s Out” (Official Video)
  22. Who is the official musician for the Last Day of School?… Alice Cooper the singer of the anthem for the last day of school “School’s Out” (Official Video)
  23. Music Jokes: What song from the Alarm is on every meteorologist summer playlist?… Rain in the summertime.
  25. Memorial Day Jokes: A nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about Memorial Day Weekend. “We live in a great country. We should be happy that we are all free.” A little boy came walking up to her. He stood with his hands on his hips & said. . . .“I’m not free. I’m 4.” 
  26. Top 10 Lines From Norm Peterson Norm from Cheers: Gentleman, Start your taps.
  27.  Indy 500 Jokes: What don’t Indianapolis 500 drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.  
  28. Indy 500 Jokes: What was the snapping turtle doing at the Indianapolis 500?… About 1 mile per hour.  
  29. Indy 500 Jokes: What is Indiana Jones’ favorite sporting event?… The Indianapolis 500!
  30. Hot Dog Jokes: During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog.
  32. On Memorial Day, the teacher asked the students, ”Do you know why God created wars?” One student: To teach us, geography?
  33. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys graduation day!
  34. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  35. What is a NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes)
  36. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon.
  37. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon!
  38. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel.
  39. Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t.
  40. What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day!
  41. What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses.
  42. What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Top Geography Jokes)
  43. The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
  44. Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers)
  45. What do you call a french guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (French Teachers are Great Tutors!)
  46. What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?… A hot dog!
  47. Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK!
  48. What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Top Massachusetts Jokes)
  49. What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR!
  50. What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish!
  51. Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?… They’d get called for traveling! (Top Basketball Jokes)
  52. Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.
  53. What does a shark eat for dinner?… Fish and ships!
  54. Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark!
  55. How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?… They use bear conditioning!
  56. How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz! (180 School Jokes)
  57. What do sheep do on sunny days?… Have a baa-baa-cue.
  58. Why did the robot go on summer vacation?… He needed to recharge his batteries.
  59. Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes)
  60. Where did the sheep go on vacation?… The Baa-hamas!
  61. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish.
  62. Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one. (Top Sports Jokes)
  63. Why are gulls named seagulls?… If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels!
  64. Why do fish swim in salt water?… Because pepper makes them sneeze!
  65. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels.
  66. What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands!
  67. What do you call a fish with no eyes?… A fsh.
  68. What did the bread do on vacation?… It loafed around.
  69. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet. (Top 10 Geography Jokes)
  70. What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams.
  71. What race is never run?… A swimming race.
  72. What does a bee do when it is hot?… He takes off his yellow jacket.
  73. How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Top Winter Jokes)
  74. What did the ocean say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved. (Top Geography Jokes)
  75. What do you call a cat at the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Top Christmas Jokes)
  76. First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation?
  77. Second dog: Search me!
  78. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?… Because he already had a trunk!
  79. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Top Fall Jokes)
  80. What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle. (Top Christmas Jokes)
  81. A Summer book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
  82. Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence.
  83. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”
  84. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska.  Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Top Geography Jokes)
  85. What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola.
  86. Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?… Hollywood and Vine.
  87. How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a banana.
  88. Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog.
  89. What did the ocean say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved. (Top Geography Jokes)
  90. First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!
  91. What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Top Geography Jokes)
  92. Why did the man love his barbecue?… Because it was the grill of his dreams. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  93. Where do cows go on their summer vacation?… Moo York. (Top Geography Jokes)
  94. Where do eggs go on summer vacation?… New Yolk City! (Top Geography Jokes)
  95. What did the sea do to the sand?… The sand blushed because the sea weed. (Top Geography Jokes)
  96. Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! (Top Geography Jokes)
  97. Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?
  98. Student: An elephant.

    Teacher: No, a mouse on vacation.
  99. What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut on vacation!
  100. What’s black and white and read all over?… A sunburned zebra.
  101. How do men exercise at the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.
  102. What do you call a penguin in the desert?… Lost. (Top Geography Jokes)
  103. Where do ants go for vacation?… Frants (Top Geography Jokes)
  104. Italy got Hungary, Ate Turkey, Slipped on Greece, Broke China, Went shopping in Iceland, Got eaten by Wales! (Top Geography Jokes)
  105. What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?… Summer! (Top Geography Jokes)
  106. I just flew back from my holiday in Spain…. I bet your arms are tired. (Top Geography Jokes)
  107. Indy 500 Jokes: I’m not a racist, I just believe that the Indy 500 is superior to all other races.
  108.  The past, present, and future walk into the class for the last day of school… It was tense.
  109. Principal Jokes: Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! 
  110. What did the student say when his teacher handed him his final report card of the year?… Do you want me to sign it now or later?
  111. I bought photo frames for my friends as a gift for the last day of school for only a dollar… It was a good buy. 
  112. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave school for the year, thank your teacher for a great year!   
  113. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… summer.
  114. Music Jokes: What is the best end of the year gift for a music teacher?… A broken drum. It can’t be beat.
  115. Music Jokes: What is a popular song by Europe during the final weeks and days of the school year?… The Final Countdown.
  116. Why was the obtuse angle so upset on the last day of school?… Because he wasn’t right all year.
  117. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the last day of school! 
  118. Principal Jokes: Which friend do students never see over vacation?… Their princi-PAL.
  119. Why did the teacher forget to take attendance on the last day of school?… She was absent-minded.    
  120. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Last Day of School!   
  121. Will you take statistics class next year?… Probably.
  122. Why did the echo get detention on the last day of school?… It kept answering back.
  123. Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in school!
  124. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the last day of school? 
  125. Why did the chemistry teacher apologize for his terrible jokes on the last day of school?… He explained that the good ones argon.   
  126. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s the last day of school?  
  127. Chemistry Jokes: Despite the fact that no one laughed, why did the Chemistry teacher go on cracking Last Day of School jokes?… She was trying until she got a reaction.    
  128. Why did the teacher to dive into the pool on the last day of school?… She wanted to test the waters. 
  129. Why was the teacher cross-eyed fired on the last day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. 
  130. What are a teacher’s three favorite words?… June, July and August.
  131. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more school – it’s summer vacation!  
  132. Who goes to school during the summer?… Surfers – they go to boarding school.
  133. What U.S. state teaches math class all year long?… Mathachusetts.  
  134. Who’s in charge of the school during summer vacation?… The rulers.  
  135. Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report card, son? Son: Sorry, I’ll bring it tomorrow. Dad: Why? Son: I loaned it my friend because he wanted to scare his parents. 
  136. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to school?    
  137. What school supply is still tired on the last day of school?…A knapsack.  
  138. What stays in the school during vacation?… The alpha-bat.
  139. Maine Jokes: What snack did the teacher in Maine give her students on the last day of school?…  Whoopie Pi!
  140. What do math teachers eat during summer vacation?… Square meals! 
  141. What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream!  
  142. What do math teachers serve for dessert during the summer?… Pi.
  143. What is the most popular dessert for math teachers in Georgia?… Peach pi.     
  144. Music Jokes: Students were instructed not to bring their instruments on the last day of school… The choir kids had a hard time.   
  145. Why did the lifesaver go to school?… It wanted to be a Smartie!    
  146. Cape Cod Jokes: How was the students’s grade like going on a Cape Cod vacation?… It was at C level.  
  147. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school.    
  149. Which subject does a snake love to teach its students on the last day of school?… Hisssstory.   
  150. Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?… C!   
  151. Why did the teacher scold her student all year long for something he didn’t do?… It was his #homework that he didn’t do!  
  152. What is white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?… A blackboard.   
  153. Where do #sheep go for  #vacation?… The Baa-hamas!   
  154. What do #math worry about during the ?… Mathema-tick bites.   
  155. What do use to light a campfire when school’s out?… Arithma-sticks.   
  156. How do #students in the #MiddleEast bid farewell to each other on the last day of school?… They #Dubai.   
  157. On the last day of school, why was the egg kicked out of class?… It kept telling yolks.   
  158. Why did the teacher shed tears on the last day of school?… They were tears of joy.    #camping 
  159. We love @WeberGrills @EasyKabob! What do they do on the last day of #sheep school?.. Have a baa-baa-cue.   
  160. Why was the teacher wearing @ray_ban #sunglasses on the ?… She had bright students!  
  161. What do #lobsters do on the last day of school?… They shellabrate! 
  162. What was the #weather like when the right angle went #swimming?… It was 90 degrees.   
  163. Great accounts @witchergame @salemwitchmuse @Lowes! Why did the broom have to go to  school?… It was always sweeping during class!  
  164. Why couldn’t the kids go to the new  pirate movie?… Because it was rated ARRRRRRRR!  
  165. Why was the school cafeteria #clock behind on the last day of school?… It went back four seconds.   
  166. Why are so rude on the last day of school?… It is because they have no class.   
  167. Why did the cows skip the last day of school?… They went to the moo-vies.   
  168. How can you make the last day of school fly by?… Throw a clock!   
  169. What do #elves need to learn before the last day of school?…The elf-abet.   
  170. What is the most popular  #dessert for #principals in #Georgia?… Peach #pi.  
  171. Why didn’t the #highschool #basketball player go away for  #vacation?… He didn’t want to get called for #traveling!   
  172. What did the M&M go to summer camp?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty.  
  173. Mother: How did you find school on the ? Daughter: I just got off the bus & there it was!   
  174. Thanks for a great year! Why was the #math book sad that school year was over! …Because it needed help solving it’s problems.   
  175. Where did the students spend their time gardening on the last day of school?… In kindergarden.   
  176. Why did the #cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?… Because you can’t end on a prep position.
  177. How is a teacher’s  #vacation like someone closing their eyes?… There aren’t any pupils to see.   
  178. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?… Boarding school.  #Surfing  / Hey @TaftSchool @loomischaffee What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?  Boarding school.  #Sur  
  179. Hey @ThePianoGuys @JTMusicTeam! How did the #music teacher get locked into the school all ?… The keys were inside her #piano.   
  180. Hey @CampingWorld @GoRVing @TheCampingRush! What do #math #professors use to light a campfire when school’s out?… Arithma-sticks.   
  181. Hey @NEAToday @MyHomeworkHelp1! Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the  — no #homework ALL !  
  182. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the last day of school? 
  183. We love @CarvelIceCream @SundaeSwap! Who goes to school during the ?…The #icecream man – he goes to #Sundae school.   
  184. Hey @parenting! What can’t your #parents make you do during the ?… Your school #homework.    
  185. We love @ericcarle @carlemuseum! What school subject do #caterpillars miss most when school is out for the ?… Mothematics.    #
  186. Why was the #music teacher sad on the last day of school?… He had lots of trebles.    
  187. Hey @NCTM @mashupmath @MathTeachCircle @AIMathematics! What did the #circle say to the #rectangle?… You’re such a #square!   
  188. Hey @witchergame @salemwitchmuse @RobZombie! Why was the #warlock so bad at #math?… He never knew WITCH equation to use.   
  189. Hey @MathforAmerica @MoMath1 @CarnivalOfMath!  Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last day of school!  
  190. Why was the #magician invited on the last day of school?… Because he asked trick questions.  
  191. Why did the #Illinois teacher wear #sunglasses to the last day of school?… Because her students were so bright.   
  192. What’s big & yellow & comes in the morning to dampens a mother’s day?… The school bus on the    
  193. Which #students never miss class during the ?… All of them because nobody misses going to school during the summer!   
  194. We love @Frigidaire! Why did the right triangle put the air conditioner on?… Because it was 90 degrees.   
  195. Hey @Shell What kind of #teacher passes gas?… A #tutor! (“toot” er)  
  196. Hey @NationalPTA! Parent: I see you missed the  Student: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.
  197. Son: I’m not going back to school ever again! Mother: Why not? Son: The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions! 
  198. What was the objective of the teacher’s drawing on the window during the last day of school?… She wanted his lesson to be very clear for the students.    
  199. What are you going to be when you get out of school?… An old man!    #
  200. Why didn’t the #middleschool #basketball player go away for  #vacation?… He didn’t want to get called for #traveling.   
  201. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s #4thofJulyl!   
  202. Why didn’t the elementary #basketball player go away for summer vacation?… He didn’t want to get called for traveling.    
  203. What did the student say when his teacher asked him to pay a little attention on the last day of school?… But I’m paying as little attention as I can!  
  204. What do you call when a test tube baby finishes #highschool?… It has graduated cylinder now.   
  205. Why did the dog gift his teacher personalized stationery on the last day of school?… Because he was the teacher’s pet.  
  206. Why did the student eat his end-of-year assignment?… Well, the teacher told him that it was a piece of #cake.   
  207. What did the student say when his teacher handed him his final report card of the year?… Do you want me to sign it now or later?   
  208. A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belring (Top K-12 Jokes)
  209. It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist’s daughter came up and gave her teacher a box. The teacher said, I will bet these are flowers! The girl replied, How did you know? Just a lucky guess, she said. Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store came up and gave the teacher a box. She said that she knew it was candy. When the boy asked how she knew, she again said, Just a lucky guess. Finally, a boy whose father owned a liquor store came up and gave the teacher a box, but one of the box’s corners was damp from a leak. The teacher asked the boy if it was wine. The boy said, No. She touched the leak and put it to her tongue and asked if it was champagne. The boy again said no. Finally, she gave up and asked him what was in the box. He said happily, A puppy!
  210. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the last day of school — no homework ALL SUMMER! (Top Summer Jokes)
  211. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last day of school!
  212. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s the last day of school?
  213. What kind of teacher passes gas?… A tutor! (Top Tutoring Jokes)
  214. Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Top Mother’s Day Jokes)
  215. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave school, thank your teacher for a great year! (Write a Thank You Letter to A Teacher)
  216. What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to dampens a mother’s day?… The school bus on the last day of school!
  217. Parent: I see you missed the last day of school. Student: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.
  218. Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses on the last day of school?… She had bright students! (Top Summer Jokes)
  219. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to summer school? (Top Summer School Jokes)
  220. Why did the M&M go to summer school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Top Summer School Jokes)
  221. Son: I’m not going back to school ever again! Mother: Why not? Son: The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
  222. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Top Summer Jokes)
  223. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?…  Boarding school. (Top Summer Jokes)
  224. Why did the broom have to go to summer school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Top Summer School Jokes)
  225. Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school!
  226. What are you going to be when you get out of school?… An old man!
  227. Mother: What did you learn this year in school? Son: Not enough; I have to go back tomorrow! (Top Summer School Jokes)

 

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