Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best chocolate chip cookie jokes.
2. My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds.
3. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?… ships ahoy!
4. Why do we cook bacon and bake chocolate chip cookies?
5. What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?… Chocolate Chip Cookie d’oh.
6. I tried to start an online bakery… But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
7. How do Wookies like their cookies?… Chewie.
8. Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them!
9. August 4th Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… It is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day?
10. When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy.
11. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
12. Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves?… Because they had a lot of dough.
13. Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips?… Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!
14. What do you say when two Chocolate Chip Cookies are getting ready for their fight?… “Let’s get ready to crumble!”
15. What kind of keys do #kids like to carry?… Chocolate Chip Cookies!
16. What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips.
17. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… #Chocolate chimp!
18. Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long!
19. Have you tried the new #Wookiee chocolate chip cookie?… It’s a bit chewy.
20. We love! @gotmilk! What kind of #snacks do little #monkeys have with their #milk?… Chocolate chimp cookies!
21. Why was the chocolate chip cookie so angry with the baker?… He had a chip on his shoulder.
22. Why do #girlsscouts sell chocolate chip #cookies?… They wanna make a sweet first impression.
23. Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his dad was a wafer so long!
24. Why did the boy go to the doctor after eating a chocolate chip cookie?… He was feeling crumby!
25. Two chocolate chip cookies in an oven. One cookie turns to the other cookie and says, “It’s really hot in here.” The other cookie screams, “Ahhh! A talking cookie!”
26. I ate too much chocolate chip cookie dough and got sick… It was an overdoughse.
27. What do you get when you cross a chocolate chip cookie and a hammer?… Cookie crumbs.
28. What do you call it when two chocolate chip cookies from the same sheet get married?… A batch made in heaven.
29. What cookie makes you rich?… A fortune cookie!
30. What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
31. Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling. (Dentist Jokes & Top Moms On Twitter)
32. What is a monster’s favorite food?… Ghoul scout cookies. (Halloween Jokes)
33. What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?… A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
34. Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Bacon Jokes)
35. What cookie makes you rich?… A fortune cookie!
36. When should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
37. What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
38. Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes, Coaching Youth Basketball, Youth Basketball 1o1)
39. Why did the cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long! (Mother’s Day Jokes)
40. Why do girls scouts sell cookies?… They wanna make a sweet first impression.
41. What do the cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips.
42. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling. (Dentist Jokes & Top Moms On Twitter)
43. What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Cookies! (101 Jokes for Kids)
44. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp! (Chocolate Chop Cookie Jokes)
45. What is a monster’s favorite food?… Ghoul scout cookies. (Halloween Jokes)
46. What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?… A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
47. Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Bacon Jokes)
48. What cookie makes you rich?… A fortune cookie!
49. When should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
50. What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
51. Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes, Coaching Youth Basketball, Youth Basketball 1o1)
52. Why did the cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long! (Mother’s Day Jokes)
53. Why do girls scouts sell cookies?… They wanna make a sweet first impression.
54. What do the cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips.
55. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling. (Dentist Jokes & Top Moms On Twitter)
56. What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Cookies! (101 Jokes for Kids)
57. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp! (Chocolate Chop Cookie Jokes)
58. What is a monster’s favorite food?… Ghoul scout cookies. (Halloween Jokes)
59. What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?… A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
60. Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Bacon Jokes)