Hamburger Jokes

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1. May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hamburger jokes.
2. King Jokes: Can you name two burgers who are royalty?… Sir Loin and Burger King!
3. Where were hamburgers 1st made?… Greece. 
4. Smile Jokes: When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?;;; When somebody says, “Well done!”
5. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty
6. What kind of food truck serves hamburgers?… A patty wagon.
7. Who was the burger’s favorite all-time movie director?… Sizzle B. DeMille!
8. Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce!
9. Who should be the spokesperson for National Hamburger Day?… Deion PRIME time Sanders.
10. Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship!
11. When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?… During PRIME time!
12. What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Computer Jokes)
13. Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
14. Mardi Gras Jokes: What do you call a hamburger covered in beads?…  A French Quarter pounder.
15. What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?… Steak Me Out to the Ballgame!
16. Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?… They’re great at the plate!
17. How did the jury find the hamburger?… Grill-ty as charred!
18. What is the hamburgers motto?… If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again.
19. Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?… Very rare-ly.
20. Where does a burger go on vacation?… The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!
21. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae!
22. Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers!
23. What does a bee get at McDonalds?… A humburger!
24. How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend to his parents?… Meet Patty!
25. What did the patriotic burger name its baby?… Patty-otic! 
26. Who is a hamburger’s favorite college football coach?… Coach PRIME (time)!
27. What do hamburger workers say at the start of a shift?… Well, it’s back to the old grind!
28. How does a penguin cook burgers?… With his flippers.
29. Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?… Because it’s a FAST food!
30. What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty?… I’ve been flamed!
31. What do you call it when you help someone make a hamburger?… A co-whopperation
32. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle!
33. What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious!
34. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese.
36. What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have…? A fastball – a sizzler.
37. How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?… They chew the fat.
38. A man walks into a library & orders a hamburger. The librarian says, “This is a library.” The man apologizes & whispers, “I’d like a hamburger, please.”
39. What do skiers eat for lunch?… Icebergers. 
40. What do skaters eat for lunch?… Icebergers. 
41. What do hockey players eat for lunch?… Icebergers. 
42. What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?… Well, it’s back to the old grind!
43. Why are Wendy’s hamburgers square?… Because they don’t cut corners.
44. What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers with chili sauce.
45. Alaska Jokes: What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers and fries. 
46. What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers! 
47. Did you hear McDonalds killed BurgeKing in front of Five Guys over the girl Wendys? The funeral is White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen.
48. What is the hamburger’s most familiar song? Home on the Range!
49. Jimmy Buffett Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Jimmy Buffett’s 1st meal in Heaven?… A Cheeseburger in Paradise.
50. Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… it was built on solid ground beef.
51. Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers!
52. What do you call a Tom Cruise movie with a hamburger in it?… Top Bun.
53. Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.”
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55. Why did the man climb to the roof of McDonalds?… The told him the meal was on the house!
56. Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns
57. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar!
58. Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about “phony” fast food?… It’s titled “Catcher in the Fries.”
59. What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (World Geography Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
60. Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball!
61. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
62. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle
63. How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
64. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs!
65. How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it!
66. How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball.
67. Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations! 
68. How are UFO’s related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects! 
69. How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They re the one’s wearing the left-handed meats! 
70. How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain – Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard! 
71. How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms! 
72. How do we know burgers love young people? They re pro-teen! 
73. How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? They loin fast! 
74. How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They re often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall! 
75. How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
76. How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese! 
77. How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one! 
78. How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently! 
79. How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!
80. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs! 
81. How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!). 
82. How was the hamburger murdered? First it was rolled, then smothered in onions 
83. In what school subjects does the teacher say, Well done, hamburgers ? A wide range of subjects – meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill. 
84. Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately! 
85. Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o’s Burger King! 
86. Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake! 
87. Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany! 
88. What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri! 
89. What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is well done and Chief Justice Warren Burger has done well ! 
90. What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? Hot dog! 
91. What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter! 
92. What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice! 
93. What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do! Burger Joke 35 What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen! 
94. What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You’ve got no beef, soldier! 
95. What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle. 
96. What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite! 
97. What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, Burgers can’t be cheesy! 
98. What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds! Burger 
99. What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It’s PAN-demonium! Burger 
100. What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater! 
101. What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold! 
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103. What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony! 
104. What is a hamburger’s favourite story? Hansel and Gristle! 
105. What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball! 
106. What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night! Burger 
107. What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty! Burger What old-time song is the burgers favourite? Hammy – as sung by Al Jolson! Burger What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work! Burger What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses? The meatric system, silly! When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!
108. When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF! Burger 
109.  When the crooked hamburger took it on the lamb , where did it go? Oh, ewe know! Burger 
110. Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve? To a meat ball! 
111.  Where does a burger feel at home? On the range! 
112. Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they re the Big Bread Machine! 
113. Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars) 
114.  Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac! 
115.  Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers! 
116.  Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers! 
117.  Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double! 
118.  Which is the meat patties least favourite day of the week? Fry-day! 
119. Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones! 
120. Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham! 
121.  Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them! 
122. Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks! 
123. Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour! 
124. Who are the hamburgers favorite people? Vegetarians! 
125. Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage! 
126. Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead! 
127. Who is the hamburgers favourite actress? Candice Berger! 
128. Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron! 
129. Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl! 
130. Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows – maybe they re picklish! 
131. Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle! 
132. Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances – especially if they are in their prime! 
133. Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames! 
134. Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won’t talk no matter how you grill them! 
135. Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst! 
136. Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
137. Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn’t pass mustard! (muster) 
138. Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
139. Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball!  #NationalHamburgerDay #DWTS @DancingABC 
140. y @HomeDepot @Lowes 
141. How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… Meet patty (meat patty)  #NationalHamburgerDay
142. What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac!
143. What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?… Wasabi!
144. My bookish kid asked me why we have to go to B-Dubs for his birthday?… I told them it’s “Where the Wild Wings Are”.
145. What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious!
146. What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland?… Fry-day and Sundae!
147. How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball
148. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle
149. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs!
150. Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn’t stop making jokes?… He was on a roll.

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1. Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns. (Top 101 Sports Jokes)
2. How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… Meet patty (meat patty)