Tea Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best tea jokes.
2. 4th of July Jokes: HAPPY FOURH OF JULY Looking for the T?… It’s in Boston Harbor.
3. 4th of July Jokes: Since 1776… America has been sipping on liber-tea.
4. Music Jokes: Which composer likes tea the most?… Chai-kovsky.
5. Music Jokes: What is a classical music fan’s favorite beverage?… Scarla-tea. 
6. American Revolution Jokes: America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the Boston Harbor!
7. The only dinosaur who loved drinking tea was the TEA-REX.
8. American Revolution Jokes: What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty!
9. American Revolution Jokes: British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July…. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea.
10. American Revolution Jokes: The Boston Tea Party was on December 16, 1773. It must have been cold. Was that the 1st time there was Iced Tea?
11. Which letter is the coolest every 4th of July?… An Iced T.
12. What’s the most patriotic drink?… Liber-tea, of course.
13. What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?… The Boston Flea Party.
15. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about #tea. 
16. Ski Pun: My local ski slopes are looking for winterns to make #ea.
17. What kind of #tea should you drink when watching the Nutcracker?… Chai-kovsksy.
18. So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks… and shouts, “Gimme a tea!”
19. America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the Boston harbor!
20. HAPPY FOURH OF JULY Looking for the T?… It’s in #Boston Harbor.
21. Why did the Boston tea party never run out of drinks?… Because they had plenty of “brew”-tality!
22. Why did the British army wear red coats?… So they could blend in with their tea stains!
23. Why did everyone want to be at the Boston Tea Party?… Because it was a real “tea-rrific” time!
24. What did King George think of the Boston Tea Party?… He thought it was just a “tea-rrible” idea!
25. What did the colonist say when he found a great deal on tea?… I’m Boston this bargain!
26. How did the colonists feel after throwing all that tea away?… They were feeling a bit “brewed” up!
27. Why didn’t the colonists invite King George to their tea party?… Because he always brought too much baggage!
28. What did the British say when they heard about the Boston Tea Party?… “This is a steep price to pay!”
29. British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July. When really the only thing that went overboard was their #ea.
30. How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea.
31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about tea?
32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good tea knock-knock joke?
33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good tea knock knock jokes? 
34. What do lacrosse players drink?… PenalTea!
35. Tea Pun: It’s time to get this par-TEA started! Right?
36. Tea Pun: Do you think it is okay to STEEP together on the first date?
37. What did they serve at the Boston Tea Party after all that throwing?… A refreshing cup of freedom!
38. What did one colonist say to the other during the Boston Tea Party?… “This is steep!”
39. The loving husband always greeted his wife each day with a “Hello Brew-TEA-Full!”
40. I love to drink tea each day because it brings out my inner tranquili-TEA.
41. The tea drinker tends to get the most work down because they are full of creativi-TEA
42. When I told the barista she gave me the wrong drink, she quickly became all missed-TEA-eyed.
43. If you spill Queen Elizabeth’s tea it can be considered a threat to all British sovereign TEA.
44. Those smart travelers who take part in long desert journeys always drink their camel-mile tea.
45. We love enjoying blends, with benefits. Pictured above: Berry Booster (immunity tea)
46. People who drink a lot of tea each day tend to be on the chat-TEA side.
47. There was a recent celebration to help pay down the national debt, it was considered a tea party.
48. Are you even aware that four of the last five Presidents were all left-tea.
49. The reason Chinese tea is so good is because it takes a very oolong time to prepare.
50. Most tea drinkers will not socialize with a bad element at work because it is just not their cup of tea.
51. If you decide to invite the Queen of England over for a drink, consider it to be royal-tea.
52. One of the reasons more politicians should be drinking this hot beverage is because it will give them honest-tea.
53. She tends to break the ice very easily because she is exceptionally flirt-TEA.
54. Hipsters will only drink their tea iced because ice was waterway before it was cool.
55. Hockey players love tea because it helps them to avoid having a penal-TEA during their games.
56. Many people who drink tea in the morning love the way that their breath smells mint-TEA fresh.
57. One reason may tea drinkers get in trouble at the clubs is because they tend to be very naught-TEA.
58. The Communists will only drink herbal tea because proper-TEA is considered theft.
59. Fishermen will often drink tea in the more to make them more salt-TEA.
60. Defense lawyers are only afraid of one particular type of tea, the GUILT-TEA!
61. People who are full of ambition often have loft-TEA goals.
62. Astronauts prefer tea because they can appreciate the gravi-TEA of these beverages
63. Most Manchester United fans will only drink tea because they have all the cups.
64. People who are usually worried about everything will drink tea for the safe-TEA reasons.
65. Cat lovers will only drink their kit-tea.
66. Tea Jokes: The British army loved tea… but they couldn’t handle our revolu-tea-on!
67. What do you call a revolution where everyone brings their own tea bags?… A brew-haha!
68. Why did the colonists throw tea into the harbor?… Because they wanted to steep their independence!
69. What do you call a British soldier who loves tea?… A loyalist steeped in tradition!
70. Why did the American colonists want liberty?… Because they couldn’t handle the tea-rrible taxes!
71. What’s a revolutionary’s favorite drink?… Tea with a side of liberty!
72. Massachusetts Jokes: What did Paul Revere say at the Boston Tea Party?… “The British are coming, and they’re bringing crumpets!”
73. What did the American colonists say to the British tea?… Leaf us alone.
74. Why did the colonists refuse to drink British tea?… They found it too taxing!
75. What did the British soldiers say when they lost the war?… “This is just tea-rrible!”
76. How did the colonists celebrate after the Boston Tea Party?… With a big “brew-haha” bash!
77. The American Revolution wasn’t just about freedom… it was also a major tea spill.
78. Why was everyone so excited about the Boston Tea Party?… It was the original “tea-rrific” event!
79. What did one tea bag say to another during the protest?… “Let’s steep this thing up!”
80. What do you call a tea party that turns into a revolution?… A brew-ha-ha!
81. Why did the colonists wear tea-shirts to the Boston Tea Party?… Because they wanted to make a “brew-tiful” statement!
82. What did King George think of the Boston Tea Party?… He thought it was just a “tea-rrible” idea!
83. What did one colonist say to the other during the Boston Tea Party?… “This is steep!”
84. The Boston Tea Party was a real brew-ha-ha!
85. Why was tea so important to the American Revolution?… Because it brewed up some serious change!
86. What did the American colonists say to the British tea?… Leaf us alone.
87. Why did the colonists throw tea in the harbor?… Because it was brew-tal taxation!
88. What kind of tea did the American colonists really want?… Liberty.
89. What kind of tea did the colonists throw into Boston Harbor?… Liberty tea!
90. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts.
91. What did King George think of the Boston Tea Party?… He thought it was just a “tea-rrible” idea!
92. Why did the British soldiers go to therapy?… They couldn’t handle the constant “tea”-sing from the American patriots!
93. Why did the colonists throw tea in the harbor?… Because it was brew-tal taxation!
94. The maid always preferred a hot cup of tea in the morning before things started getting dust-tea in the house.
95. The school administration requires all facul-TEA to stop drinking coffee and switch to the herbal goodness.
96. The rallying cry of the tea drinker, “Fight for your right to par-TEA!”
97. Where there is tea, there is hope!
98. It really is a serious problem if tea can’t fix it.
99. She would rather be his shot of espresso than everyone’s cup of tea.
100. When I find myself in hot water, I have to bag it
101. Tea is people. Basically everything is people.
102. How did the British respond to the American Revolution?… With tea-rritory loss!
103. Hey! I just met you, and this might be crazy, but here’s my teapot, so brew me maybe? Pictured above: Focus & Flow (energy/focus support)
104. God said, “Let them brew tea”, and, then there was tea.
105. If tea is the drink of love, then brew on!
106. It’s no use crying over spilled tea, but it is just so sad! 43. Tea drinkers like living on the edge and often find themselves in hot water.
107. The Boston Tea Party was a real brew-ha-ha!
108. Why did the American colonists bring a ladder to the Boston Tea Party?… Because they wanted to reach new heights of rebellion!
109. Why did the colonists throw so much tea overboard?… They wanted to make a splash for independence!
110. Why did the Boston tea party get out of hand?… Because everyone was just trying to brew up some fun!
111. Why did the colonists throw their tea into the harbor?… Because they couldn’t hold their tea!
112. What did King George III say when he heard about the Boston Tea Party?… I guess they really don’t like our brew!
113. What do you call a Boston Tea Party joke?… A brew-ha-ha!
114. Why was the Boston Tea Party so popular?… Because it was steeped in history!
115. Steeping too often in the bubble and the boil of the tea kettle clouds my inner eye.
116. According to Yoda, “Brew or brew not. There is no steep.”
117. What’s a pirate’s favorite tea?… Pu Errrrrrrrrh!
118. How does Moses make his tea?… Hebrews it!
119. What kind of tea can’t you take into space?… Gravi-tea
120. Why did the hipster burn his tongue?… Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
121. What do you say when you need to keep going?… If at first you don’t succeed, chai, chai again!
122. What do you say to your best friend?… You’re my best-tea!
123. Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Have you tried taking the spoon out of your cup before you drink?
124. Tea Pun: Nice tea meet you!
125. Tea Pun: Making tea isn’t hard, but waiting for the kettle to boil sure is tea-dious.
126. Tea Pun: This drink is tea-licious!
127. Tea Pun: Let’s get this par-tea started!
128. Tea Pun: It’s a brew-tea-ful day!
129. Tea Pun: Steep dreams!
130. Tea Pun: Don’t be chai, my honey!
131. Tea Pun: Varie-tea is the spice of life!
132. Tea Pun:This party is totally tea-riffic.
133. Tea Pun: You’re my bes-tea! Tea Pun:
134. Sweet dreams are made of tea.
135. Tea Pun: Don’t kettle for second best.
136. Tea Pun: Sip, sip hooray!
137. Tea Pun: The reali-tea is I love a good brew.
138. Tea Pun: The only way out is brew it.
139. Tea Pun: Sometimes I’m great at mul-tea-tasking.
140. Tea Pun: Feeling tired enough to go to steep.
141. Tea Pun: I’ll chai again tomorrow.
142. Tea Pun: You’re totally tea-riffic.
143. Tea Pun: You have to admit these funny puns are quali-tea.
144. Tea Pun: Everything I brew, I brew for you.
145. Tea Pun: If at first you don’t succeed, chai, chai again.
146. Tea Pun: Try walking a chamomile in my shoes.
147. Tea Pun: Feeling a bit of deja brew.
148. Tea Pun: Tea Pun: You’re such a cu-tea.
149. Tea Pun: I believe I can chai.