Cinco de Mayo Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cinco De Mayo jokes.
  2. Holy guacamole… It’s almost Cinco de Mayo!
  3. Music Jokes: Who would be a great band for the Cinco De Mayo Concert?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
  4. Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.
  5. I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco De Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
  6. Holy guacamole… It’s Cinco de Mayo! 
  7. Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
  8. Cinco De Mayo is ALMOST here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
  9. The only downside to Cinco De Mayo… Is Seis de Hangover.
  10. Covid Jokes: 2020 was the first Cinco De Mayo in a long time … When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.
  11. If today is Cinco de Mayo, what is tomorrow ?… Lieo de Bosso.
  12. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Cinco de Mayo!
  13. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan here some amazing Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes?
  14. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is Cinco De Mayo.
  15. Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco De Mayo
  16. Cinco De Mayo Advice: Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
  17. We hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo!
  18. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…” then disappears without a tres!
  19. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
  20. What was Elvis’s favorite Cinco de Mayo snack?… The jailhouse guac!
  21. How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco De Mayo, you ask?… That’s #nacho business!
  22. We love @RHCPchad @ChiliPeppers @johnfrusciante! Which band would a great headliner for the #CincodeMayo Concert?… #RedHotChiliPeppers.
  23. #HappyCincoDeMayo @hotheadburritos! Let’s not burrito around the bush… It is #CincodeMayo! It’s party time!
  24. #HappyCincoDeMayo @GuitarWorld! I bought a broken #Spanish #guitar for #CincodeMayo… No strings attached.
  25. #CincodeMayo: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes… besides #SaintPatricksDay!
  26. We love @ontheborder @ElPolloLoco @ChuysRestaurant @BombersBurritos @hotheadburritos! Why can’t you trust #burritos to keep a secret on #CincoDeMayo?… They tend to spill the #beans.
  27. #HappyCincoDeMayo @HOTTAMALESBrand @weatherchannel! Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
  28. #HappyCincoDeMayo @StarWars @StarWarsinClass @hotheadburritos! What a great week! #MaytheFourth…. #CincoDeMayo and #RevengeoftheFifth!
  29. It’s funny how #CincoDeMayo always seems to fall on #May 5.
  30. #HappyCincoDeMayo We love @radiomville! Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for #margaritas on #CincoDeMayo?
  31. If today is Cinco de Mayo, what is tomorrow ?… Lieo de Professor.
  32. #HappyCincoDeMayo We love @DelTaco @PappasitosTXMEX @Chilis @TacoCabana @oldelpaso @FauciFan #CincodeMayo was canceled in 2020, so… hold de Mayo!
  33. #HappyCincoDeMayo @lettucefunk! How do #tacos say grace on #CincoDeMayo?… #Lettuce pray.
  34. Where is a popular place to celebrate #CincoDeMayo in the US?… Chili-con Valley.
  35. Did the bartender tell you his favorite #book?… It’s #Tequila Mockingbird.
  36. #HappyCincoDeMayo We love @Hellmanns! As you all know, #May 5 is the traditional Mexican holiday celebrated by filling up your sink with #mayonnaise.
  37.  #HappyCincoDeMayo @mdlifemargarita! Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita #margarita. It is Cinco De Mayo.
  38. I’ll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to #work tomorrow… Looks like it’ll be #tacos de reincarne for lunch!
  39.  #HappyCincoDeMayo @iconicrecordss @billboard! What is the #1 song for #CincodeMayo… #Tequila by the Champs.
  40. #HappyCincoDeMayo We love @tacobell @DisneyWeddings! Which #Disney princess only comes out on #CincodeMayo?… Taco Belle! 
  41. Cinco De Mayo Pun: It’s a specu-taco-lar day to celebrate with friends and family.
  42. Cinco de Mayo: The greatest Mexican holiday that few Mexicans even know about.
  43. We love @CaboBobs @Bubbakoos @hotheadburritos! Where are the best #burritos served?… In the gulp of #Mexico!
  44. How do you break up a Cinco De Mayo celebration?… Call Nine Juan Juan.
  45. Why Americans shouldn’t make jokes about #CincoDeMayo?… That’s crossing the border.
  46. A waiter approaches a table celebrating #CincoDeMay with a recent grad. Dad: Our daughter just graduated #college with an English degree! Waiter: That’s great! Congratulations! I have a Master’s degree in English #Literature. Can I get you folks started with some chips & #salsa?
  47.  #HappyCincoDeMayo @Petco! What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito.
  48. We love @hotheadburritos! ! Remember, #CincodeMayo isn’t just about drinking #margaritas… It’s also about #tacos, #burritos, and #quesadillas.
  49. #Maythe4th be with you. May the 5th be #CincodeMayo.
  50. Happy Drinko de Mayo!
  51. Are you ready to guac and roll?… It is Cinco De Mayo!
  52. To all my Americans friends: Happy Cinco de Mayo To all my Mexican-American friends: Happy Thursday.
  53. Cinco de Mayo: The only day we taco ’bout Mexican history.
  54. What’s a ghost’s favorite Cinco de Mayo dish?… Boo-rritos.
  55. Hey @DukesMayonnaise! What do you call a cargo ship full of #mayonnaise that goes down in the ocean?… Sinko de Mayo!
  56. Cinco De Mayo Motto: Can’t siesta… it’s time to fiesta! 
  57. Cinco De Mayo Pun:Let’s make like a tortilla and wrap up this party. 
  58. Cinco De Mayo Pun: Fiesta forever, work never. 
  59. Cinco de Mayo: As if I needed an excuse to get wasted on tequila.
  60. Hey @GreenGiant @tortilla! Have you heard the joke about the #tortilla?… It was corny.
  61. Cinco de Mayo is nacho ordinary holiday… It’s time to rock out with your guac out!
  62. Hey @grlldcheesetruk! When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best #queso scenario.
  63. We love @SargentoCheese @MilkNutrition! What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho #cheese!
  64. We love @SpfldMuseums @grinchmovie @AvosFromMexico Why was the #Grinch invited to the #CincodeMayo party?… They thought he was a giant #avocado.
  65. Donald #Trump goes to a fortune teller & asks, “When am I going to die?” The fortune teller replies, “You will die on a major Mexican holiday.” Trump asks: “#CincodeMayo? Dia de los muertos?” The fortune teller replies, “ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!”
  66. What do you call a person drowning in #mayonnaise on May 5th?… Sinko De Mayo.
  67. We love @mdlifemargarita @MargsMex What is the warning label for #CincoDeMayo?… Watch the #margaritas if you don’t want an Ache-in de Head-o.
  68. What do penguins like to eat on Cinco De Mayo?… Brrrrrrrrritos.
  69. Did you hear about the baker that got churros for Cinco de Mayo?… They were just what he kneaded.
  70. What’s honey mustard’s least favorite holiday?… Cinco de Mayo. 
  71. Where do birds go to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… Someplace cheep. (Bird Jokes)
  72.  What did the plate say on Cinco de Mayo?… Tonight, dinner’s on me. 
  73. Why did the girl wear a sweater to Cinco de Mayo dinner?… Because it was chili. 
  74. I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo… but I do celebrate Seis de Mustard. 
  75. What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Taco about a good time. (Taco Jokes) 
  76. I am feeling a little guac-ward about my dance moves, but who cares?… It’s Cinco de Mayo! 
  77. When I was growing up I asked my dad what Cinco de Mayo was about. He said it was Mexico’s version of the Boston Tea Party, where they threw mayo off a ship and people were yelling, “Sink-o de mayo!” 
  78. How do cows celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… They go to the moo-vies. (Cow Jokes) 
  79. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth Be With You). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth (May The Fourth Be With You Jokes & Revenge of the Fifth) 
  80. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo who?… Don’t cry. It’s Cinco de Mayo! 
  81. What’s a frog’s favorite Cinco de Mayo drink?… Croak-a-Cola. 
  82. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Cinco De Mayo? 
  83. What is Thor’s favorite Cinco De Mayo food?… Thor-tillas. (Super Hero Jokes & Thor Jokes) 
  84. What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila?… Stinko de Mayo! (Skunk Jokes) 
  85. How did the avocado feel after a day of Cinco de Mayo celebrations?… Guacward. 
  86. What do you call a Mexican Jedi apprentice?… Pada Juan. 
  87. What’s the best advice to give on Cinco de Mayo?… Tequila may not solve your problems, but it’s worth a shot. 
  88. This Cinco De Mayo pary is so lit… even the piñatas want to hit it. 
  89. What did one sombrero say to the other?… You go on ahead. (Hat Jokes) 
  90. Where do you learn to make fried ice cream?… At sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes) 
  91. What happens when fried ice cream gets angry?… It has a melt down. (Ice Cream Jokes) 
  92. Why don’t skeletons fight each other on Cinco de Mayo?… They don’t have the guts. 
  93. Cinco De Mayo Pun: Let’s get this fiesta started… I’m feeling salsa good right now. 
  94. In honor of Cinco De Mayo – Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time?… Because the signs say “No Trespassing.” 
  95. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive Cinco De Mayo! 
  96. What do Mexican youth do on eve of Cinco de Mayo?… They Netflix and chili. (Movie Jokes) 
  97. At the turn of the last century, Mexico was introduced to mayonnaise. And they just loved it. They couldn’t make mayonnaise quick enough. Little known fact, the Titanic had a large vat of mayonnaise that was going to go to Mexico. Now when the Titanic sunk, and the mayonnaise went with it, the Mexicans were devastated. So devastated that they did the only logical thing they could do: make a holiday to commemorate that tragic event. Know what they called that holiday? Cinco de Mayo. 
  98. Cinco De Mayo Pun: This Cinco De Mayo party is nacho average fiesta. 
  99. What is the similarity between Labor Day and Cinco de Mayo?… Only one, both are not celebrated by the Mexicans. 
  100. How do you throw a cinco de mayo party?…  Start with a Mariachi band and a little bit of guac and roll. 
  101. What do you call a canine born on Cinco De Mayo?… Felix Naughty Dog. (Christmas Jokes) 
  102. What do you call a dinosaur that loves Cinco De Mayo?… A Fiesta-saurus Rex! 
  103. What did the cactus say at the Cinco De Mayo party?… “Aloe, let’s celebrate!” 
  104. Why was the math book so excited for Cinco de Mayo?  it couldn’t wait to do some “pi” natas calculations. 
  105. Hope you had a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo! (World Geography Jokes) 
  106. “It’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American #golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham & rye.” Professional golfer https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo 
  107. What is a good Cinco de Mayo joke?… Good Cinco de Mayo jokes are Juan in a million. 
  108. What is the only downside to Cinco de Mayo?… The hangover. 
  109. When you enter a public restroom, what do you call the fifth sink in the row?… Cinco. 
  110. What is the significance of Cinco de Mayo?… It is the day when white people find out how low they can sinko.
  111. What do Americans call Cinco de Mayo?… Drinko de Mayo. 
  112. How is soda served at Cinco de Mayo?… MexiCANS. 
  113. I hate Cinco De Mayo! – Said no Juan ever. 
  114. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese.
  115. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
  116. Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans.
  117. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
  118. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
  119. What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas (Super Hero Jokes)
  120. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
  121. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray.
  122. Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  123. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
  124. What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos.
  125. When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
  126. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito.
  127. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house.
  128. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
  129. Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing!
  130. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
  131. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Pi Day Jokes)
  132. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
  133. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.
  135. What do you call a sink full of mayonnaise?… Sink o de mayo.
  136. Happy Cinco de Mayo… I hope every Juan has a great day!
  137. Happy Gringo de Drinko! 
  138. What did the man call his cat after Cinco de Mayo?… A Purrito. (Burrito Jokes) 
  139. Why do Americans love to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… They will celebrate anything involving margaritas, especially a victory over France. (Margarita Jokes) 
  140. How many Mexicans does it take to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… Just Juan! 
  141. How does Darth Vader like his quesadillas cooked?… On the dark side. (Darth Vader Jokes) 
  142. Which band had the best show on Cinco de Mayo?… Red Hot Chili Peppers. (365 Music Jokes) 
  143. Conor McGregor hates Cinco de Mayo. It’s nothing personal… he just can’t stand Mayweather 
  144. What do you call an ocean full of tacos?… Flotilla. (Ocean Jokes) 
  145. Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?… I really suck at Guac-a-mole. (Ground Hog Day Jokes) 
  146. What do you call a group of California Highway Patrolmen eating nachos?…CHiPs and dip. (California Jokes) 
  147. I’d tell you an enchilada joke… but it’s probably too cheesy. 
  148. What did one avocado say to the other?… You guac my world. 
  149. Customer: “Will my quesadilla be long?” Waiter: “No, it’ll be round.” (Geometry Jokes) 
  150. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Taco Jokes & Psychology Jokes) 
  151. Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?… For hispanic attacks. (Psychology Jokes) 
  152. What did the guacamole say to the salsa?… Avo good day. 
  153. What did the pepper say when his mom asked him to take out the trash?… “No poblano.” 
  154. Cinco de Mayo: The only day we taco ’bout history. 
  155. What do churros and baseball have in common?… They both require a batter. (Baseball Jokes) 
  156. What is the favorite Mexican food for a Snow Day?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snow Day Jokes) 
  157. Super Bowl XLVII: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande. (Super Bowl Jokes) 
  158. What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?… Arriba McEntire. 
  159. What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?… Room tempera-churros. 
  160. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business. 
  161. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Frank… Frank who?… Frank you for getting me a margarita. (Margarita Jokes) 
  162. Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot. 
  163. Salsa and chips walk into a restaurant. The host says, “Sorry, we don’t serve appetizers here.” 
  164. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Cinco De Mayo knock-knock joke? 
  165. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Lime… Lime who?… Lime all yours. 
  166. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita margarita. (Margarita Jokes) 
  167. Did the bartender tell you his favorite book?… It’s Tequila Mockingbird. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Bird Jokes) 
  168. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey… Dewey who?… Dewey have any more salsa? 
  169. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey… Dewey who?… Dewey have any more sangria? 
  170. Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was chili. (Father’s Day Jokes) 
  171. What did one taco chip say to the other?… Let’s go for a dip. (Taco Jokes) 
  172. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids) 
  173. What did the jalapeño say to the blizzard?… I’m a little chili. (Blizzard Jokes) 
  174. Don’t worry, taco your time getting here, the guacamole will be waiting! 
  175. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive tacos! (Taco Jokes) 
  176. What does Frosty like to put on his tacos?… Chilly sauce. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes) 
  177. Why didn’t the green pepper practice archery?… Because it didn’t habanero. (Archery Jokes) 
  178. This party’s so lit… even the piñatas want to hit it. 
  179. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes) 
  180. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes! (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes) 
  181. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good joke for Cinco De Mayo? (Cinco De Mayo Knock Knock Jokes) 
  182. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo 
  183. What do you you call a Mexican inch worm?… An inch-a-lotta. (Worm Jokes) 
  184. What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo?”… I don’t like Mayweather!” (Boxing Jokes) 
  185. #HappyCincoDeMayo @Doritos @tortillauk @PlanetFitness! What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho #nacho. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo #CincodeMayo2024
  186. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snowman Jokes) 
  187. Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes) 
  188. How hot is it in Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. (Arizona Jokes) 
  189. What do you call Mexican food that slowly moves?… Inch-iladas. 
  190. What do you call four matadors in quicksand?… Quatro Cinco.
  191. What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas. (Super Hero Jokes & Thor Jokes) 
  192. How do they serve beer on Cinco de Mayo?… In Mexi-cans! (Beer Jokes) 
  193. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito. (Cat Jokes & Burrito Jokes) 
  194. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house. (Burrito Jokes) 
  195. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes) 
  196. Hey @kalesalad @hotheadburritos! Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the #salad dressing! https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo #burritos
  197. Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?… When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, ‘Tequila! Tequila! (Police Jokes) 
  198. Don we now our gay sombreros! (Hat Jokes) 
  199. What is the only distinguishing factor between St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco de Mayo?… Nothing, Cinco de Mayo is just spicy St. Patrick’s Day. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes) 
  200. Why did they call it Cinco de Mayo?… Because only white people celebrate it. 
  201. Hey @TheLaughingCow! What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo #cows
  202. Since it’s Cinco De Mayo, I think I’m gonna eat a little Mexican tonight. And after that, I’ll have dinner.  https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincodeMayo2024 #CincodeMayo24
  203. What’s the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick’s day?… Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  204. #Yesterday was #StarWarsDay (#MaytheFourthbeWithYou). #Today is #CincodeMayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth! https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #StarWars #RevengetheFifth #Revengethe5th
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  206. What do you call #churros that have sat out on your counter all day?… Room tempera-churros. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #tacos #CincodeMayo2024
  207. #HappyCincoDeMayo @ChipotleTweets @BajaFresh @qdoba 
  208. Which artist could have had a bigger performance than #Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #SuperBowl #SuperBowl57
  209. #CincodeMayo: The greatest Mexican holiday that few Mexicans even know about. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincodeMayo2024
  210. #HappyCincoDeMayo @jackironsmusic @flea333 @RHCPchad @ChiliPeppers Which band had the best show on #CincoDeMayo?… Red Hot Chili Peppers. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincodeMayo2024 #RedHotChiliPeppers #music #rock
  211. We are the #1 listing for a google search of #NationalTacoDay Jokes!… I wanna #taco bout it. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincodeMayo #tacos
  212. Follow @TheBonnieRaitt! Unofficial Song of #NationalTacoDay: Let’s give ‘em something to #taco bout. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #tacos #ConcoDeMayo #spring #HelloMay 
  213. What is the favorite Mexican food for a #SnowDay?… Brrrr- itos. https://bit.ly/3mnAp45 #burritos
  214. Hey @Chilis ! What did the jalapeño say to the #blizzard?… I’m a little #chili. https://bit.ly/3rQtd3v
  215. Hey @Tostitos! What do you call a group of #California #Highway Patrolmen eating #nachos?…CHiPs and dip. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #chips #CincodeMayo
  216.  Hey @Chilis @LLBean! Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was #chili. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #DadJokes #FathersDay2022 #FathersDay #FathersDayWeekend #dad 
  217.  Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Cinco De Mayo? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Cinco De Mayo knock-knock joke? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes?
  218. Hey @Tostitos get ready… #CincodeMayo is #nacho average holiday. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp
  219. Hey @GreenGiant @tacobell @torchystacos @RickysFishTa! Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best #CincoDeMayo knock knock jokes! https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp 
  220. Hey @ChipotleTweets @BajaFresh @qdoba @Moes_HQ! Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good joke for #CincoDeMayo? https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp 
  221. Hey @ontheborder @ElPolloLoco @ChuysRestaurant @BombersBurritos @hotheadburritos! Why can’t you trust #burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the #beans. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo 
  222. Hey @DelTaco! What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… #Taco about a good time! https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #tacos #CincoDeMayo #Mexico
  223. Hey @tacobell @APA! What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna #taco ’bout it. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo #psychology 
  224. Hey @ChuysRestaurant @Archery_360! @USAArchery Why didn’t the green pepper practice #archery?… Because it didn’t #habanero. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #archery #CincoDeMayo
  225. Hey @thorofficial @Tostitos! What is #Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo #tortillas #GodofThunder
  226. Hey @AvosFromMexico! Has anyone played that weird Mexican #carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?… I really suck at Guac-a-mole. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo #guacamole
  227. What do you call a group of #skunks drinking #tequila?… Stinko de Mayo! https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo 
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  229. Hey @builtbysnowman @builtbysnowman! What does #Frosty like to put on his #tacos?… Chilly sauce. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo #weather 
  230. Hey @builtbysnowman @AmigosBurritos @JogasakiBurrito! What is the favorite #Mexican food of #snowman?… Brrrr- itos. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo #Burritos
  231. #Maythe4thbeWithYou 
  232. What do you call an ocean full of #tacos?… Flotilla. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo #oceans
  233. Hey @Chilis! What does a nosy #pepper do?… Gets #jalapeño business. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo
  234. Hey @Mathnasium! What Tex-Mex food is good at #math?… Inch-iladas. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo #Mathchat 
  235. Top 10 #Graduation #jokes! http://www.mytowntutors.com/graduation-jokes-for-kids/ #Graduation2021
  236. Hey @azcentral @DrinkAriZona @AZGOP! How hot is it in #Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo #Arizona
  237. What do you call Mexican food that slowly moves?… Inch-iladas. https://bit.ly/2Jh0Gzp #CincoDeMayo

 

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