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Top 10 Jokes for each state & Top 50 State Jokes
The Electoral College by State: Highest to Lowest
 

  1. What did the Bering Sea say to the coast of Alaska?… Nothing, it Waved! (Ocean Jokes)
  2. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream! (Top Ice Cream Jokes)
  3. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher:Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Top Mother’s Day Jokes)
  4. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
  5. What sort of pudding roams wild in the Alaska?… Moose.
  6. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey.
  7. Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?… Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! (Hockey Jokes)
  8. How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?… By shoveling their driveways! (Winter Jokes)
  9. What did Dela ware to the Iditarod?… I don’t know but alaska. (Iditarod Jokes)
  10. Why did the Alaskan get frost bite?… He was walking around brrrrrrrfooted.
  11. Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Burrito Jokes)
  12. What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers with chili sauce. (Fast Food Jokes)
  13. What do Alaskans sing when they get excited?… Who let the sled dogs out! (Dog Jokes)