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“Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best crayon jokes.
- Teacher Jokes for July: I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors!
- World Cup Soccer Jokes: Crayola…. The unofficial sponsor of the Red Card.
- Boston Red Sox Jokes: Crayola… an unofficial sponsor of the Boston RED Sox!
- Colorado Jokes: I had one colorblind friend who just couldn’t read Colorado… It was ado for him always.
- World Cup Soccer Jokes: Crayola…. The unofficial sponsor of the Yellow Card.
- Boston Red Sox Jokes: Crayola… the unofficial sponsor of the Green Monster.
- Baseball Jokes: The Cincinnati Reds… the official MLB team of Crayola crayons!
- Ides of March Jokes: Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?… He wanted to Mark Anthony!
- Crayon Jokes: Where do crayons go on vacation?… Color-ado.
- Blue Moon Jokes: Crayola Crayons… the unofficial sponsor of the Blue Moon.
- Masters Jokes: Crayola crayons…. the unofficial sponsor of the Masters green jacket.
- Groundhog Day Jokes: What is a groundhog’s favorite crayon color?… Mahogany!
- Grinch Jokes: Why does the Grinch hate Christmas?… Because it makes him green with envy!
- Music Jokes: Crayola Concert Venue: Red Rocks.
- Indy 500 Jokes: What is an Indianapolis 500 race car driver’s least favorite color?… Yellow (Caution Flag).
- Indy 500 Jokes: What is an Indianapolis 500 race car drivers’ least favorite color?… A Checkered Flag.
- Top Illinois Crayola College: Greenville University
- Cape Cod Jokes: Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship near Nantucket Sound?… All the sailors were marooned.
- What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids’ table?… Crayon-berry sauce.
- Navy Jokes: What color are military submarines?… Deep navy.
- What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
- What is a cat’s favorite color crayon?… “Purr”ple
- Why did the crayon cry?… He was feeling blue.