Moon Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best moon jokes.
  2. Astronaut Jokes: What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes?… “I guess you had to be there.”
  3. Full Moon Jokes: When is the moon the heaviest?… When it is full.
  4. Ocean Jokes: What do you call a body of water on the moon?… Luna-sea.
  5. What do you call a bug on the moon?… A lunar-tick.
  6. Barber Jokes: Why is the moon bald?… It has no ‘air!
  7. Music Jokes: Why did the singer decide to go to the moon?… He wanted to make the moon rock.
  8. Barber Jokes: How does the moon cut its hair?… Eclipse it.
  9. St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: What’s closer, Ireland or the Moon?… The Moon, obviously! You can’t see Ireland from here!
  10. Astronomy Jokes: Why don’t asteroids ever hit the moon?… Because it has no atmos-fear!
  11. Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese made on the moon?… Slice of Luna!
  12. Where did the cow after visiting the moon?… To the Milky Way.
  13. What do you call a moon that likes to body build?… A lunar swole!
  14. Why did the moon get a low score on his test?… He was just going through a phase!
  15. Where do astronauts go to fish?… Moon river.
  16. Why did Russia’s Luna-25 spacecraft crash into Moon?… There wasn’t any nursery or hospital nearby to aim at.
  17. Why did the astronaut break up with the moon?… Because it needed space!
  18. How do you throw a party on the moon?… You planet!
  19. What do you call a moon that has fled from the police?… A Luna-tic!
  20. What do you call a lycanthrope who tells jokes?… A stand-howl comedian!
  21. How do werewolves keep their fur looking nice?… With a moonicure!
  22. How do you make a Moon laugh? … Tell it a “crater” joke!
  23. What’s a Moon’s favorite bedtime story?… “Goodnight, Earth”
  24. What do you call a lunar fashion show?… A moonwalk!
  25. Why was the Moon feeling tired?… Because it had too many light years!
  26. What phase was the moon in when the astronauts landed on it?… The full moon, of course!
  27. What do you call cashews that grow on the moon?… Astro-nuts.
  28. Why doesn’t the moon fall down to earth?… Because of the moonbeams.
  29. Why is it expensive to live on the moon?… Because the costs are out of this world.
  30. What does the moon eat when it is hungry?… A satellite dish!
  31. Moon, why does your stomach hurt?… I’m hungry, I’m full only once a month!
  32. What type of money is used on the moon? – A star bucks.
  33. What does the moon say when asked why it is sad? – I’ll be better, I’m going through a phase.
  34. What to do if the moon is angry with you? – Only Apollo-gise and he will forgive you.
  35. Why is declaring yourself the monarch of the moon a bad idea? – You’d have no air apparent.
  36. Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? – Because it’s a little meteor
  37. How do we know the moon is hairless? – The moon spends half the month waxing!
  38. What do little shops become at full moon? – Werehouses
  39. What do the moon and the dollar have in common? – They both have four quarters.
  40. What does the moon like to read? – A comet book!
  41. Why didn’t the Moon have any friends? Because it was always too a-lone.
  42. What do you call a fake Moon? A lunar-cy.
  43. Why did the astronaut put pepper on his space suit? – To keep away the astronauts!
  44. What did the alien say to the Moon when it landed on Earth? – Nice Moon-landing!
  45. How do you know when the Moon is going on vacation? – It leaves a note that says “Gone to a far side of the galaxy”.
  46. Why did the Moon go out with the Sun? – Because they had amazing cosmic chemistry!
  47. How do you keep a Moon from exploding? – With a star-tification!
  48. What does the moon do when the power goes out?  – It lights a moonlight.
  49. The moon landing was obviously fake. Like the moon is still up there, it didn’t land anywhere.
  50. Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me.
  51. Have you guys heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Early critics say the food is good, but there’s no atmosphere.
  52. I’m not sure what the first church on the moon will look like. But I’m sure the mass will be the same.
  53. Use your i-moon-gination.
  54. Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
  55. I’m currently obsessed with the Moon, although I think it’s just a phase.
  56. Sky me to the moon.
  57. Better safe than starry.
  58. Those puns are straight lune-y.
  59. Don’t trit-on me.
  60. Don’t take things so siriusly.
  61. In order to find out where the sun went, I had to stay up all night.
  62. When the full moon arrives, it’s time to howl with excitement!
  63. The full moon always brings out the lunatics.
  64. I’m in a “full moon” state of mind—totally illuminated with happiness!
  65. The full moon’s favorite type of music? Lunar melodies!
  66. I told the full moon a joke, but it didn’t say anything—it just kept waxing and waning.
  67. I wonder how NASA felt after Apollo 11’s success? I bet they were over the moon.
  68. The full moon loves to dress up—it’s always in its full formal attire!
  69. How much is the moon worth? One dollar, because it has four quarters.
  70. I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars. So, I took her to the planetarium.
  71. How do you store supplies for a colony on the moon? In crate-rs.
  72. My kid is obsessed with the moon. I’m hoping it’s just a phase.
  73. The full moon was feeling a bit round—apparently, it was on a crescent diet.
  74. It’s just a phase.
  75. Her story was very nebula-s.
  76. The full moon really knows how to shine—no need for a spotlight in the night sky!

  1. Full Moon Jokes Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best full moon jokes.
  2. Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” 
  3. What is Jason favorite full moon?… A Blood Moon. that falls on Friday the 13th.
  4. Friday the 13th Jokes: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on a full moon?… It will be lit!
  5. Friday the 13th Jokes: What is Jason favorite full moon?… The Blood Moon.
  6. Pi Day Jokes: The moon’s not made of cheese… It’s a pi in the sky!
  7. Winter Solstice Jokes: What did the moon say on the longest night of the year?… “Hang in there—it’s a phase!”
  8. What did the summer solstice say to the winter solstice?… “You’re looking a little shady!”
  9. Winter Solstice Jokes: Why did the moon go to school on the solstice?… Because it wanted to be a little brighter!
  10. What did the Earth say to the sun on the solstice?… “You’re really pushing my limits!”
  11. Music Jokes: What is the unofficial song of the full moon?… The Whole of the Moon by The Waterboys! 
  12. Music Jokes: What Bob Seger song is appropriate for a cloudy moon rise?… “Shame on the Moon.”
  13. Monday Jokes: Monday Music Playlist…..New Moon on Monday by Duran Duran.
  14. Music Jokes: What James Taylor Album is great for a full moon?… New Moon Shine.
  15. Music Jokes: What Jimmy Buffet songs are most popular during a full moon?… Beach House On The Moon, Come To The Moon and Everlasting Moon.
  16. Music Jokes: What Cat Stevens song is on every Full Moon playlist?…. Moonshadow.
  17. by can you name the three artist that collaborated on yours eternally on the days of Ash EP?
  18. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon.
  19. July 21, 1969: What is Neil Armstrong’s favorite Police song?… Walking on the Moon. (Music Jokes)
  20. Music Jokes: What band is on every Full Moon playlist?… Walk the Moon.
  21. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?… Because they make up everything, even the moon!
  22. My friend told me that they made a telescope so strong that it could see water on the moon!… I told him that was just Lunacy. He then told me they spotted a flea on the moon… I told him he was a Lunatic.
  23. What song is on every full moon playlist?… Moonlight Feels Right by Starbuck.
  24. Why is the moon always hungry?… It is almost never full!
  25. Music Jokes: What U2 song is on every Full Moon play list?… Hawkmoon 269.
  26. NASA got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
  27. Wolf Moon Jokes: What do you call a wolf that knows when the next full moon is?… Awarewolf! 
  28. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
  29. Sturgeon Moon Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon.
  30. What Jack Johnson song is great for the full moon?… Is one moon enough?
  31. The moon called, it’s time to shine!
  32. Stay wild, moon child.
  33. Blood Moon Jokes: What is a vampire’s favorite type of moon?… A blood moon.
  34. When somebody says that the moon landing was faked… Always reply “pfffft, you believe in the moon.”
  35. What type of money is used on the moon?… Star bucks. 
  36. Wolf Moon Jokes: What’s do wolves eat before going to see the Full Wolf Moon?…  Awooooo-gula salad.
  37. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it.
  38. Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?… To get to the other side?
  39. Who knew lunar humor could be so stellar?
  40. What did the moon say to his therapist?… I’m just going through a phase.
  41. Why is an astronaut like a NFL football player?… They both want touchdowns! 
  42. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
  43. How much is the moon worth?… One dollar. It has four quarters.
  44. Where do rabbits go after they get married?… On their bunny moon!
  45. What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon?… A moon rock!
  46. Only Apollo-gise and he will forgive you.
  47. How does the Moon hold up it’s trousers?… With an asteroid belt!
  48. Who owns the cow that jumped over the moon?… Neil Farmstrong.
  49. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon?
  50. Did you hear about the football field NASA built on the moon?… They used astroturf.
  51. What’s closer, France or the Moon?… The Moon, obviously! You can’t see France from here!
  52. What King Harvest song is popular during a full moon?… Dancing in the Moonlight.
  53. I hear that the Government hired Stanley Kubrick to help film The Fake Moon Landing. But since Kubrick was such a perfectionist he forced the Government to film on location.  
  54. What did the Moon say to Saturn?… Give me a ring sometime!
  55. Why doesn’t the moon shave?… Because it waxes!
  56. Hunter Moon Jokes: How do people celebrate a Hunter’s Moon?… with shots.
  57. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full!
  58. Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon. Neil before me.
  59. How do we know the man on the moon is bald?… He has no ‘air!
  60. Why did the moon burp?… Because it was full!
  61. What did the US give Russia for landing on the moon after them?… A constellation prize!
  62. Hunter Moon Jokes: Who would be a great spokesperson for the October Moon?… Hunter Biden.
  63. Hunter Moon Jokes: What is the NRA’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
  64. What does the moon eat when it is hungry?… A satellite dish!
  65. What is the name of the fashion show on the moon?… A moonwalk.
  66. What does the moon like to read?… A comet book!
  67. Why don’t people live on the moon?… The cost of living there is astronomical!
  68. Did you hear they built a nightclub on the moon?… It’s a far out location, but it lacks atmosphere.
  69. “The moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?” Nah, it’s just going through a phase.
  70. What kind of underwear should you wear during a full moon?… Fruit of the Moon!
  71. Hunter Moon Jokes: What is Joe Biden’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
  72. How did the moon throw such a good party?… It planet.
  73. How did the leprechaun go to the moon?… In a sham-rocket.
  74. What does the moon do when it gets dirty?… It is going to take a moon shower.
  75. What does Saturn say to the moon when it wants to propose?… Would you take my ring?
  76. What is a vampire’s favorite type of moon?… A blood moon.
  77. What does the sun do when it sees the passing moon?… It heatwaves.
  78. What does a man wonder when his dog disappears during the full moon?… Where wolf?
  79. What does a cow say when it comes to the moon?… Mooooooon!
  80. What is the name of the daisy growing on the moon?… Nightsy.
  81. Where do astronauts go for coffee when they get to the moon?… Starbucks.
  82. On which social network did the moon open a profile?… On spacebook.
  83. Why does no one trust the moon?… Because it has a dark side.
  84. Where do the astronauts keep their stuff when they come to the moon?… In the warehouse.
  85. What is the name of the main superhero on the moon?… Supermoon!
  86. What phone does the moon use?… Samsung Galaxy.
  87. What happens to the moon when it falls in love?… It becomes moonstruck.
  88. What is the moon’s favorite cocktail?… Cosmicpolitan.
  89. What is the moon’s favorite movie?… Twilight.
  90. Why is the moon in prison?… Because it was constantly mooning people.
  91. What does the moon say when it burps?… Oh, sorry, I’m full!
  92. What are the moon’s favorite gum?… Orbit.
  93. What does the werewolf do in the dressing room during the full moon?… He needs to change.
  94. What does the moon eat on its birthday?… A moonquake.
  95. Why is the moon no longer emo?… It turns out it was just a phase.
  96. Why does the moon have to clean?…. Because there’s a lot of stardust.
  97. What does the moon who loves food study?… Gastronomy.
  98. What do you have to have on the moon to be able to pay?… Mooney.
  99. Which way did the cow go to visit the moon?… A Milky Way.
  100. What does the moon say when it wants to be alone?… I need some space.
  101. Why do the asteroids taste better than the moon?… They’re a little meteor.
  102. Why is the astronaut stuck in orbit?… He stepped on the gum.
  103. Why is Dracula looking at the sky?… Because it’s a Blood Moon.
  104. What is the name of Dwayne Jonson on the moon?… A moon rock.
  105. What is the name of the psychiatrist on the moon?… AsterFroyd.
  106. What did the cow jump over?… The moooon!
  107. Where do the moon rabbits go when they get married?… On the bunnymoon.
  108. Why did the singer decide to go to the moon?… He wanted to make the moon rock.
  109. Shoot for the moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut.
  110. Why did the man on a diet drink his soda outside at night?… He wanted to go moon-light.
  111. If there’s a new moon… Then where does the old one go?
  112. Dad, does the moon provide light and heat to support all life on Earth through the process of Nuclear fusion?… No sun.
  113. What are the best CDs to listen to on the night of a full moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakersor Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd.
  114. Once in a blue moon… you’ll find a lunar tune.
  115. Did you know that on the way to the Moon the Apollo 11 crew heard rock music coming from outside?… Mission Control confirmed they were passing through the Van Halen belts.
  116. Why did Apollo 11 take off during full moon?… It’s an easier target.
  117. What is the first game ever played on the moon?… Capture the flag.
  118. Mardi Gras Pun: Moon pies put me in a good ala mode!
  119. My favorite phase of the moon is croissant moon!
  120. What does Michael Jackson have in common with @NASA ?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk.
  121. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the full moon?
  122. There’s a lunar eclipse, the Sun & Moon are aligned. The Moon says “Hello Mr. Sun, I don’t come across you very often!” The Sun arrogantly turns his nose up & replies, “Yes well, we move in different circles”
  123. What’s a full moon’s favorite drink?… Moonshine!
  124. Stellar job, you’ve really eclipsed expectations.
  125. That idea was simply astronomical.
  126. How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
  127. Why did the moon go to school?… To get a little brighter!
  128. How does a full moon stay organized?… It plans its phases!
  129. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good full moon knock-knock joke?
  130. What does a man wonder when his dog disappears during the full moon? Where wolf?
  131. What is a cow’s favorite time of the month?… the full mooooooooooooooooon!
  132. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good full moon knock knock jokes? 
  133. Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!” Sun or Moon?
  134. Wolf Moon Jokes: Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase!
  135. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere!  
  136. I was once bitten by a rabid female deer… Now, every time there’s a full moon, I turn into a weredoe.
  137. Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?… He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
  138. What did the Earth pass a pair of shoes to the Moon?… Because it wanted to see the Moonwalk.
  139. I just had the freakiest Friday the 13th…. I made it the entire day without a single person even mentioning the date. It must have been a full moon.
  140. Where did the cow after visiting the moon?… To the Milky Way.
  141. Where do astronauts go to fish?… Moon river.
  142. What review did the diners leave after visiting the restaurant on the moon?… Great food, no atmosphere.
  143. What did the moon do when it decided it wanted to be a YouTube star?… It started to record e-clips.
  144. What did the cow say to the moon?… Nothing. Cows don’t speak.
  145. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full!
  146. Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
  147. Wolf Moon Jokes: Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full moon?… She needed to change!
  148. When is the moon heaviest?… When it’s full!
  149. What dance can you see in the night sky?… The moon walk!
  150. Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?… It seems like the cow did not make it. 
  151. What do you call a body of water on the moon?… Lunacy.
  152. Do you think Neil was tired after flying to the moon?… Probably not, that’s why they called him Armstrong!
  153. What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams. 
  154. Three astronauts flew to the moon. They couldn’t land. It was a full moon.
  155. How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. 
  156. What do you call someone who turns into a building at the sight of the full moon?… A Werehouse!
  157. Why did the moon skip dinner?… It was full.
  158. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! 
  159. What do you call a moon out of orbit?… A Lunatic! 
  160. What do you call cashews that grow on the moon?… Astro-nuts.
  161. What do you get when you take green cheese & divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi.
  162. Why is it expensive to live on the moon?… Because the costs are out of this world.
  163. What do you call a howling dog during a full moon?… A were-woof.
  164. Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?… To get to the other side? 
  165. Howl you doin’ tonight?
  166. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! 
  167. How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
  168. Why did the cow jump over the moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands! 
  169. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. 
  170. What do moon people do when they get married?… They go off on their honeyearth!
  171. What’s the moon goddess’ favorite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker) @007 
  172. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full!
  173. Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase!
  174. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
  175. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon.
  176. What do you call a moon out of orbit?…  A Lunatic!
  177. Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase
  178. Why didn’t Washington make a reservation to the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
  179. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon pi.
  180. Did you hear they put a Taqueria on the moon?… Great food, but terrible atmosphere!
  181. What squirms and howls at the moon?… Wereworms.
  182. What kind of tick should you look out for on the full moon?… A lunatic
  183. Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon… They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.