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July 5th: National Bikini Day Jokes
- How do men exercise on the beach?… By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.
- What did the bikini top say to the hat?… You go on a head while I give these two a lift!
- I watched a documentary about the bikini. It was a two-part series and it was very revealing.
- What did the boob say to the bikini?… You’re my breast friend.
- When does a waitress wear a bikini?… In a breasteraunt.
- When wearing a bikini, women reveals 96% of their body. But the men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
- Pro-Tip: If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto… Ignore him.
- I was once in an art gallery once looking at a painting of Margaret Thatcher in a bikini … a security guard wandered over to me and said “sir you can’t wear that in here”
- Stastistics are like bikinis…. What they reveal is interesting; what they hide is critical.
- I don’t get why girls wear bikinis at the beach…. They’ve got nothing to hide.