Maryland Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Maryland jokes.
2. You’re from Maryland?… Please tell me all you know about lacrosse and crabs.
3. What did [state] see?… Same thing Arkansas.
4. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. [state river]
5. Did you hear about the power outage at the [state] University library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
6. Why do [state]golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
7. Why do [state]golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
8. Why do [state] golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
9. Why do [state] love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great [state] is.
10. Did you hear the joke about [state] Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
11. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The [state] Turnpike! 
12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of [state]?
13. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of [state]?
14. What is the tallest building in [state]?… [state] Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
15. Why did [state]disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
16. Where do [state] fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the [state river] River.
17. Why is “The Wave” banned in [state] Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
18. Tourist: “Have you lived in [state] all your life?” Local: “No, not yet.”
19. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from [state]?
21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from [state]?
22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from [state]?
23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the MLB team from [state]?
24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NFL team from [state]?
25. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NHL team from [state]?
26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NBA team from [state]?
27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Rugby from [state]?
28. The art teacher in Massachusetts always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
29. Why do [state] students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
30. The chemistry teacher in [state] had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
31. The biology class in [state] was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Soccer team from [state]?
33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Premier Lacrosse League (PLL) from [state]?
34. Why do folks in [state] go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
    A: The sign said “17 and under not admitted.”
35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 [state] jokes?
36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 [state] jokes?
37. What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land!
38. What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
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    What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!