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Google Search “Flower Jokes”
- Preakness Stakes Jokes: What do you call the woman who always gets in a fight at the Preakness Stakes?… Black-Eyed Susan.
- Bee Jokes: Why did the bees go on strike?… Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
- What is a gardener’s least favorite Lord of the Rings book?… The Return of the Kink!
- Why did the hobbit start a gardening business?… He had a “green” thumb and a golden “ring!”
- Why did Aragorn start a garden?… He wanted to be a “ranger” of plants!
- Why did Gandalf become a gardener?… He had a knack for growing “magic” mushrooms!
- Bee Jokes: What’s a bees favorite flower?… A bee-gonias!
- May Jokes: How does May keep its garden look so beautiful?… With a lot of thyme.
- Why did Legolas start a flower shop?… He had a natural “bloom”ing talent!