Top 10 May Jokes

by | Apr 19, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. May 1st Top 10 May Day Jokes: Spring Jokes: What do you call an emergency in spring?… May Day.
  2. May 2nd, 2026 Top 10 Kentucky Derby Jokes: The Kentucky Derby is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
  3. May 3rd:
  4. May 4th: May the 4th Be With You Top 10 May the 4th Be With You Jokes: What a great week! May is the best month! May 2nd is the Kentucky Derby. May the Fourth is Star Wars Day…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Sixth! All in the 1st week!
  5. May 5th: Cinco De Mayo Jokes Top 10 Cinco De Mayo Jokes: I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco De Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
  6. May 6th National Nurses Day: Nurses Week May 6th – 12th 2006: Nursing Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” 
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  9. May 9th, 2026 USPS Stamp Out Hunger Day: Mailman Jokes: Top 10 Mailman Jokes I quit my new job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver. I looked at it and thought… “This isn’t for me.”
  10. May 10th Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!
    • May 10th National Shrimp Day Top 10 Shrimp Jokes: Where do shrimp go when they need money?… The prawn.
  11. May 11th Minnesota Jokes: Canada Jokes: In Minnesota they have a program for recovering Canadians… It’s called Eh Eh.May 31, 2026 Top 10 Blue Moon Jokes: How often do I order a drink with a fancy orange slice?… Once in a blue moon.
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  13. May 13th Friday the 13th Jokes for May: If the Kentucky Derby ever was the day after Friday the 13th… What a night mare!
  14. May 15th Endangered Species Day: Top 10 Endangered Species Jokes: All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
  15. May 15th Chocolate Chip Day: Top 10 Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds.
  16. May 16th, 2026 Top 10 Preakness Stakes Jokes: Flower Jokes: What do you call the woman who always gets in a fight at the Preakness Stakes?… Black-Eyed Susan.
  17. May 16th, 2026 Armed Forces Day: Top 10 Armed Forces Jokes: Navy captain: “Change your course, 10 degrees W” Seaman 1st Class: “Change yours 10 degrees E” Navy captain annoyed: “I’m a Navy captain. Change your course.” Seaman 1st Class: “You must change your course, sir.” Navy captain: “I’m an aircraft carrier..” Seaman 1st Class: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
  18. May 20th, 2026 World Bee Day: Top 10 Bee Jokes: What do you call a bee born in May?… May bee.
  19. May 22nd Top 10 Prom Jokes: Principal Jokes: Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer at the prom?   
  20. May 23rd, 2026 World Turtle Day: Top 10 Turtle Jokes: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck.
  21. Sunday, May 24th, 2026 Top 10 Indy 500 Jokes: Penguin Jokes: Why are penguins good Indianapolis 500 race drivers?… Because they’re always in the pole position!
  22. Monday, May 25th: Top 10 Memorial Day Jokes: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings! 
  23. Monday, May 25th Top 10 Lacrosse Jokes: Maryland Jokes: You’re from Maryland?… Please tell me all you know about lacrosse and crabs.
  24. May 28th, 2026: National Hamburger Day: Hamburger Jokes: Top 10 Hamburger Jokes:
  25. May 29th, 2026: Top 10 High School Graduation Jokes: High School Graduation Jokes: High School is similar to College… To a degree.
  26. May 31st, 2026 National Smile Day: Top 10 Smile Jokes: