Shark Jokes

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  1. July Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shark jokes!
  2. I would like to see a Great White Shark before I die… Just not right before I die. 
  3. Swimming Jokes: If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! 
  4. Summer Camp Jokes: Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland! 
  5. Boston Bucket List: Three things I want to do before I die: #1 Swim next to a Great White Shark! 
  6. Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.
  7. Friday the 13th, 2025: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
  8. Music Jokes: What musical artist is on every shark’s playlist?… Seal.
  9. Jaws Jokes: What did the millennial say when his friend played Jaws on the piano?… That low key gave me chills.
  10. Why are some sharks hard to trust?… They tell Great White lies.
  11. Where are sharks from?… Finland. 
  12. How can you tell if two sharks are friends?… They act chummy with one another. 
  13. Indiana Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Boo Canoe tell me the name of ship the Quint served on and many members were eaten by sharks?,,, The U.S.S. Indianapolis.
  14. Jaws Jokes: #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
  15. Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA: Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean.
  16. Did you hear about the boy who got bitten while swimming with the sharks on Tuesday, June 23, 2026 in the Bahamas?… I think I will take that off my bucket list.
  17. Jaws Jokes: If you watch Jaws backwards it’s the heartwarming story of a shark that helps physically-challenged people put their lives back together.
  18. Jaws Jokes: How did the Royal Family get to Martha’s Vineyard for the 50th Anniversary of Jaws… The Island Queen.
  19. Pirate Jokes: A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.” The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …” “Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”
  20. Where did the whale go when it was bankrupt?… To the loan shark. 
  21. Boston Bucket List: The Best of Boston for Family Fun: Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! 
  22. Prom Jokes: What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp. 
  23. 2026 Kentucky Derby Jokes: Kentucky Derby Jokes: Great White… the unofficial Kentucky Derby horse of Jaws.
  24. Jimmy Buffett Jokes: What is a shark’s favorite Jimmy Buffet song?… Fins.
  25. Teacher Jokes for June: What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?… “My shark ate it!”
  26. What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?… Do not consume if seal is broken! 
  27. 2026 Kentucky Derby Jokes: Kentucky Derby Jokes: The Atlantic White Shark Conservancy is pulling for Great White to win the 2026 Kentucky Derby.
  28. Jaws Jokes: I started downloading Jaws the other day… But after one megabyte, my computer died.
  29. A prospective businessman enters the Shark Tank. Shark 1: What’s your idea? Businessman: Ridiculously wide sunglasses. Shark 1: I’m out. Shark 2: I’m out. Hammerhead Shark: Tell me more. 
  30. Jaws Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe name the scariest summer movie that was released in 1975? (Jaws)
  31. Jaws Jokes: Why is Bruce, the Jaws shark, hard to trust?… He tells Great White lies. 
  32. Summer PSA: Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean. 
  33. Vending machines kill more people than sharks… I’ve never even seen a shark use a vending machine. 
  34. Shark Pun: You’re skating on fin ice, pal…
  35. I told a friend that I was attacked by a shark the other day. He asked, “Did you punch it on the nose?” “No,” I said, “The shark started it for no reason!” 
  36. Surfing Jokes: Did you hear about the surfer who lost his left arm and left leg in a shark attack… He is all right now. 
  37. Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
  38. Jaws Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe tell me the name the girl who was eaten in the opening scene of Jaws?
  39. Fast Food Jokes: What do sharks order at McDonalds?… A quarter flounder with cheese!
  40. Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks. 
  41. Pope Jokes: Which type of shark does the Pope like the most?… Angel sharks. 
  42. Jaws Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe tell me the name the drunk boy who is last scene with girl who was eaten in the opening scene of Jaws?… Tom Cassidy.
  43. Top US Colleges: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe tell me the name the college of the drunk boy who is last scene with girl who was eaten in the opening scene of Jaws?… Trinity.
  44. Jaws Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe name the director of Jaws?… Steven Spielberg.
  45. Where do lonely sharks go to find companionship?… Sand Bars. 
  46. What did the hammerhead’s boss say when he did a good job?… “You nailed it!”
  47. Jimmy Buffett Jokes: What is Bruce, the shark from Jaws, favorite Jimmy Buffet song?… Fins.
  48. Jimmy Buffett Jokes: What was the most requested Jimmy Buffet song at the 50th Anniversary of Jaws?… Fins.
  49. Jaws Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe name the composer for Jaws?… John Williams.
  50. Amity Island Summer PSA There’s a little-known but foolproof defense against sharks… Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet. 
  51. The star attraction at my local aquarium has been repossessed… Turns out it was a loan shark!
  52. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe tell me the name of the marine biologist from the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute from the movie Jaws?… Matt Hooper.
  53. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe tell me the name of the actor who played the marine biologist from the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute in Jaws?… Richard Dreyfuss.
  54. Labor Day Jokes: Bruce, the shark from Jaws, has been out of work for some time now, but don’t worry… he’s collecting workers’ chomp. 
  55. Why did the shark get sent to jail?… He was involved with some fishy business!
  56. Labor Day Jokes: The shark is out of work right now, but don’t worry… he’s collecting workers’ chomp. 
  57. Shark Pun: Go ahead and mako my day. 
  58. What is a shark’s favorite song?… No-fin compares to you by Sinead O’Connor. 
  59. What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”… An M.C. Hammerhead shark.
  60. Teacher Jokes for July: What did Bruce, the Jaws shark, get on his marine biology test?… A sea-minus.
  61. Teacher Jokes for July: What did Bruce, the Jaws shark, get on his marine biology test?… A sea-plus.
  62. Teacher Jokes for July: What did the shark get on his marine biology test?… A sea-minus.
  63. Movie Jokes: What’s a shark’s favorite movie?… Shaw-shark Redemption!
  64. Doctor Jokes: What sort of fish operates on a sick shark?… A sturgeon! 
  65. Book Jokes: What was the shark’s favorite James Joyce novel?… FINnegan’s wake.
  66. Octopus Jokes: Why didn’t the shark want to fight the octopus?… Because he knew he was well-armed! 
  67. What did the shark get on his marine biology test?… A sea-minus. 
  68. Pirate Jokes: What is even scarier to pirates than sharks?… Plank-ton. 
  69. No wonder that shark doesn’t have any friends… it’s loan shark! 
  70. Music Jokes: What was the shark jazz musician’s favorite illegal substance?… Reefer!
  71. The star attraction at my local aquarium has been repossessed… Turns out it was a loan shark! 
  72. Whale Jokes: How do you make a shark laugh?… Tell a whale of a tale. 
  73. Surfing Jokes: What do sharks use before attacking surfers?… Sun Scream. 
  74. How did the hammerhead tell his mom he did on his test?… He nailed it! 
  75. Why is a seal with just one fin safe to swim in shark infested waters?… Like everyone else, sharks know that if the seal is broken the food isn’t safe to consume! 
  76. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Otto… Otto who?… Otto be careful of sharks. 
  77. I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!” I just laughed. I knew that shark wouldn’t help him! 
  78. I tried to catch a shark in Cape Cod… but it was a fin-tastically slippery situation.
  79. Why did the shark cross the reef?… To get to the other tide! 
  80. Shark Pun: Sharks that steal always mako like a bandit. 
  81. Coffee Jokes: How do sharks start their day?… They drink jaw-va.
  82. Ghost Jokes: Did you hear about the shark ghost?… It vanished into fin air! 
  83. What kind of shark is always gambling?… A card shark! 
  84. Candy Jokes: What candy must a shark with braces avoid?… Jaw-breakers! 
  85. Biology Jokes: I was at the beach the other day when I saw a woman swimming in the sea despite the warning signs about the shark-infested waters. She got attacked and lost a leg… I bet she’s kicking herself now! 
  86. Halloween Jokes: I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark…. The novelty is wearing a little fin!
  87. Dentist Jokes: Why do sharks have teeth?… For eating porpoises.
  88. I once told someone I had a half brother They said “Oh different mother or different father?” And I said “Neither, there was a shark attack.”
  89. What do sharks do when they have a big choice to make?… Chews wisely! 
  90. What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish??… ‘Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.’ 
  91. If you watch Jaws backwards it’s the heartwarming story of a shark that helps disabled people put their lives back together. 
  92. Teacher Jokes for July: Why can’t most sharks read?… They are not part of a school.
  93. Triathlon Jokes: A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would be all come down to who is the better cyclist.
  94. What are a shark’s two most favorite words?… Man overboard.
  95. What do a shark and a computer have in common?… They both have megabites!
  96. Psychology Jokes: How did the crazy shark become normal again?… Electro shark therapy! 
  97. Lawyer Jokes: What did the shark plead in court?… Gill-ty. 
  98. Tennessee Jokes: Where do country singing sharks try to make it big?… Gnashville. 
  99. Christmas Jokes: Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?… Santa Jaws! 
  100. Marriage Jokes: What do you call two sharks who get married?… Hooked for life.
  101. Swimming Jokes: A new study shows sharks only bite those who swim in the ocean. Researchers advise not swimming there. 
  102. Dog Jokes: So we took our new dog to the beach today… I realize now it was not a good idea to name him Shark.
  103. Dog Jokes: I’m beginning to think deciding to call my dog “Shark” was a big mistake… I’ve been banned from all my local beaches! 
  104. Octopus Jokes: Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?… Because the octopus was well armed! 
  105. Jaws Jokes: In the sea world, what is it called when one thing makes something else happen?… Jaws and effect. 
  106. What did the deaf, dumb and blind shark excel at?… Finball.
  107. My friend challenged me to write a joke about hammerhead sharks… Pretty sure I nailed it.
  108. What happened when the shark got famous?… He became a starfish! 
  109. What’s a shark’s favorite TV show?… Shark Tank! 
  110. What’s a shark’s favorite word to say in agreement?… De-fin-itely. 
  111. Dad Jokes: What advice did the dad shark give his son?… “Go take a bite out of life!” 
  112. What’s a shark’s favorite card game?… Go fish.
  113. Whale Jokes: What did the shark say to the whale?… What are you blubbering about? 
  114. Movie Jokes: If they made movie starring the Loch Ness Monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?… Loch Jaws! 
  115. Biology Jokes: On one hand, I should be more focused on my job as a shark feeder at Sea World. On the other h. . . AARGH!!! 
  116. The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party I’ve gone as a shark… The joke’s wearing fin! 
  117. Music Jokes: What song do sharks sing while they hunt for food?… Don’t Stop Bleedin’! 
  118. What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?… Noah’s shark! 
  119. Star Wars Jokes: Who’s a shark’s favorite Star Wars character?… Chewbacca! 
  120. Peanut Butter Jokes: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?… A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.
  121. Bread Jokes: What do sharks have on their toast?… Mermalaid.   
  122. Why wasn’t the woman afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?… Because it was a man-eating shark! 
  123. Did you hear about the psychic shark?… It can sea into the future!
  124. Summer PSA There’s a little-known but foolproof defense against sharks… Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet. 
  125. That shark sure is athletic—he’s been working on his a-gil-ity! 
  126. Book Jokes: Who is the most famous shark writer?… William Sharkspeare! 
  127. World Geography Jokes: Where’s the first place the shark visited in Europe?…  Finland. 
  128. Swimming Jokes: What should you do if you see a shark?… Swim away. 
  129. Music Jokes: Did you hear about the musician who borrowed money from a loan shark?… He’s in a whole lot of treble. 
  130. What do you call an acrobat in shark-infested waters?… A balanced breakfast.
  131. Fast Food Jokes: What do sharks working in fast food tell customers?… Chumming right up. 
  132. Movie Jokes: Who is the shark community’s favorite 1950s film actor?… Shark Hudson.
  133. What’s a shark’s favorite meal?… Fish and ships.
  134. Tiger sharks will eat anything and everything…. Especially people who use the ocean as a bathroom.
  135. What did the female shark say to the male shark on their first date?… Get your jaws off of me! 
  136. A computer scientist was once offered the opportunity to feed a shark… He turned it down, because he did not want to RISC losing his ARM.
  137. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Kelp… Kelp who?… Kelp me! There’s a shark.
  138. Did you hear about the all-star shark athlete?… He led his team to the chompionship! 
  139. Donut Jokes: What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food?… A jellyfish filled donut. 
  140. Dentist Jokes: What do you call the mushy stuff stuck between a great white’s shark teeth?… Slow swimmers!
  141. Pirate Jokes: What did the pirate shark sing with his crew?… “Yo ho ho and a bottle of chum!” 
  142. What type of sharks do carpenters like?… The hammerhead and saw shark.
  143. Baseball Jokes: Shark Pun: Who’s the best baseball shark around?… Shark McGwire.
  144. What did the shark say to the other shark?… There’s some-fin special about you! 
  145. What do you get when you cross Frosty the Snowman with a shark?… Frost bite! 
  146. Marine Jokes: Why are sharks so patriotic?… They are marine fish.
  147. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Butter… Butter who?… Butter be quick, the shark is coming.
  148. What is a Great White shark’s favorite kind of sandwich?… Peanut butter and jellyfish!
  149. Star Wars Jokes: Shark Pun: Come to the shark side… (Star Wars Jokes) 
  150. Shark Pun: Where’s my bloody dinner?
  151. Marriage Jokes: News just in of a honeymooner killed in a shark attack off the Perth Coast. The man had been married very recently… A police spokesman said “Fortunately the man did not suffer too much as he had only been married 5 days.”
  152. Biology Jokes: How did they know the victim of the shark attack had dandruff?… They found her head and shoulders on the beach.
  153. What was the nerd shark’s favorite programming language?… Jaw-va. (Computer Jokes)! 
  154. Music Jokes: What’s a shark’s favorite song?… “Don’t Stop Be-reef-ing” 
  155. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about sharks? 
  156. Math Jokes: How did the hammerhead do on the math exam?… He nailed it.
  157. Tennessee Jokes: Where do country music-loving sharks go?… Gnashville!
  158. Did you hear about the shark magician?… For his last trick, he vanished into fin air!
  159. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good shark knock-knock joke? 
  160. Book Jokes: What’s a baby shark’s favorite nursery rhyme?… Jack and Gill.
  161. Why do sharks live in salt water?… Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
  162. Coffee Jokes: How do sharks stay up all night?… They drink jaw-va. 
  163. What did the momma shark say to the kid shark?… Watch that sharkasm, young man.
  164. How does a shark chef announce that the food is ready?… “Hot off the gill!”
  165. What does a hammerhead shark call a headache?… A hammering head.
  166. Geology Jokes: Shark Pun: You’ve got me between a rock and a shark place.
  167. Star Trek Jokes: What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?… Shark Trek! 
  168. What does a shark eat for dinner?… Whatever it wants!
  169. Ocean Jokes: There’s a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is… Personally, I think it’s the sea.
  170. Biology Jokes: If a shark approached you at sea, you can gently push it away only twice… Once with each hand.
  171. Shark Pun: That shark attack really made a splash in the headlines, huh?
  172. Fast Food Jokes: Why don’t sharks like fast food?… Because they can’t catch it!
  173. Summer Camp Jokes: Where do sharks go on summer camp?… Finland! 
  174. What’s a shark’s favorite food?… A jellyfish filled donut. 
  175. What is a shark’s favorite game?… Swallow the leader! 
  176. Movie Jokes: What was the shark’s favorite movie?… Eating Nemo!
  177. Coffee Jokes: What do yuppie sharks like to drink?… Jaw-va.
  178. Coffee Jokes: What’s a shark’s favorite coffee shop?… Shark-bucks.
  179. Snow Jokes: What does a snow shark give you?… Frost bites.
  180. Surfing Jokes: What did the shark say to the surfer?… Come on in, the water’s fine!
  181. Whale Jokes: What did one shark say to the other after an awkward moment?… Whale, that was weird. 
  182. Shark Pun: There’s no-fin I wouldn’t do for you.
  183. Music Jokes: What was the sharks favorite B-52s song?… Love Shark.
  184. Shark Jokes:
  185. How do you throw a shark out of a bar?… You cast it out. (Beer Jokes)
  186. What is the Great White Shark’s favorite candy?… The Jaw-Breaker!
  187. What did the shark say when something amazing happened?… JAWESOME!
  188. Who’s Iron Man’s alter-ego in the sea world? Tony Shark.
  189. Why do sharks not like oysters?… They’re shellfish. 
  190. What did the hammerhead shark say to his drinking buddies?… I’m hammered. 
  191. What lie will a shark always tell a human?… I promise to take just one bite.
  192. Pretend you are on a boat surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?… You stop pretending!
  193. What does a shark like to watch on tv?…Anything but Flipper.
  194. What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow fish?…  I don’t know…but I wouldn’t want to #milk it! 
  195. What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?… As far away as possible.
  196. How does a shark greet a fish?… Pleased to eat you!
  197. Why did the shark cross the #GreatBarrierReef?… To get to the other TIDE!
  198. What did the shark plead in the murder case?… Not gill-ty! 
  199. What does a dentist say to his shark patients?… Let’s see those chompers.
  200. Where do sharks go on summer camp?… Finland! 
  201. What did the great white shark say to the cliff jumper?… Don’t worry, I’ll catch you.
  202. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? “This tastes a little funny…” 
  203. What did the shark say to the spear fisherman?… Please, spear me the pain! 
  204. If a shark is after you, what should your feed it?… Jawbreakers! 
  205. Which body part are mermaids scared of?… Jaws! (Movie Jokes)
  206. How did the hammerhead tell his #mom he did on his test?… He nailed it! 
  207. ​​Shark Pun: How do sharks greet one another?… Water you up to, mate? 
  208. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?… An animal that talks your head off. (Bird Jokes)
  209. What does a shark call a surfboard?… A serve board.
  210. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good shark knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  211. Hey @TimmyTrumpet! What happens when you cross a great white shark with a #trumpet fish?… I don’t know…but I wouldn’t want to play it! 
  212. What sharks are the shortest?… Ground sharks.
  213. How do sharks greet the day?… With the saying “time to rise and tide.”
  214. What should you do if you see a shark?… Swim far, far away
  215. Sharks only attack because no one will look them straight in the eye.
  216. What did the 18-year-old shark ask his parents when they kicked him out of the reef?… Why are you casting me out? 
  217. Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish?… A jellyfish, that’s a no-brainer.
  218. What did the Daddy shark say to the kid shark?… Watch that sharkasm, young man!
  219. If you see a tuna being chased by a dozen sharks what time is it?… Twelve after one.
  220. What do you call a shark in a bad mood?… Grumpy gills.
  221. How does a shark plead in court?… Gill-ty.
  222. Female Shark: What do you want to dinner? Male Shark: Finny you should ask, I wanted to see if you’d like to catch a bite somewhere.
  223. What’s a shark’s favorite game?… Hide and go eat.
  224. What did the man say to his wife at the beach?…
  225. Let’s prey the sharks are sleeping while we’re swimming… Let’s prey the sharks are sleeping while we’re swimming. (Napping Jokes)
  226. What’s a shark’s favorite event to attend?… The carnival!
  227. Don’t trust sharks—they’ll spill your sea-crets.  
  228. What did the shark say when he bit the fishing line?… “I’m hooked!”
  229. What’s a great white’s favorite tune?… Dun-uh. Dun-uh. Dun-u
  230. What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?… This tastes a little funny! How does a shark family get a vacation started?… By setting the wheels in ocean. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  231. Shark Pun: Stay jaws-itive. 
  232. Save a boat. Ride a shark. It’s more eco-friendly
  233. Shark Pun: No-fin compares to you, dear. 
  234. What did the shark say to his wife during a fight?… You’re just being jaw-matic.
  235. What did the shark say when he was accused of hitting his brother?… Not gill-ty!
  236. What did the shark get when he traveled to the Arctic Ocean?… Frostbite. 
  237. What do fish like to dress up as for Halloween?… Goblin sharks.
  238. What do you call a dapper shark?… So-fish-dicated.
  239. Did you hear about the aquarium owner?… His shark was worse than his pike.
  240. Shark Pun: Gangster shark to human: Shark my words, you’re a dead man.
  241. What was the last word of the shark movie?… Fin. 
  242. How do sharks find things online? They surf the fin-ternet. 
  243. Why was the shark so funny?… He had great shark-asm. 
  244. No wonder that shark doesn’t have any friends—it’s a loan shark. 
  245. Shark Pun: What did the mom shark say to her mouthy son?… Don’t get sharky, son.
  246. What types of sharks are the shadiest sharks?… Card sharks.
  247. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?… Frost bite! 
  248.  I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark… When I woke up I realized it was just a bream! 
  249. What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?… Peanut butter and jellyfish! 
  250. Shark Pun: This makome off as a surprise, but I don’t bite. 
  251. Shark Pun: There’s some-fin special about you.
  252. Shark Pun: Stay jaw-some. 
  253. Shark Pun: Don’t de-bait me. You won’t win this bite. 
  254. Shark Pun: If you can be fin-tastic, always be fin-tastic.
  255. Shark Pun: How does a shark express disappointment?… Jaw, man! 
  256. What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter sandwiches?… Jellyfish.
  257. Who delivers Christmas presents to baby sharks?… Santa Jaws!
  258. What do sharks eat for dessert?… Octo-pie. 
  259. Why does Cupid always make so much money at the casino?… Because he’s a Valentine’s Card Shark.
  260. Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?… He wanted to see time fly!
  261. What type of shark do you find at a building site? Hammerhead sharks! 
  262. What do you call a solitary shark?… A “lone” (loan) shark.
  263. Hangry sharks make the worst ocean floaties!
  264. Shark Pun: I chews you.
  265. What kind of sharks make the best pog players?… Slammerheads!
  266. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Otto… Otto who?… Otto be careful of #sharks.  #SharkWeek #SharkWeek2024
  267. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Carmi… Carmi who?… Carmi get me from the shark.
  268. What is a shark’s favorite smell?… Human blood.
  269. What do sharks serve their guests at parties?… A sharkcuterie.
  270. Did you know that geese kill more humans than sharks each year?… To be fair, it’s really hard for geese to kill sharks.
  271. What do you call a shark that’s always singing?… A tuneful shark
  272. What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?… Edward Scissorfins.
  273. What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?… Shark absorbers.
  274. Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?… Professional courtesy. 
  275. I’ve just seen a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center… I think it must be a busking shark.
  276. What is a shark attack survivor’s favorite coffee?… Half-caf.
  277. I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks… I’d better watch my ass.
  278. What did the shark say to the plate of sushi?… Pleased to eat you!
  279. What is the difference between a cucumber and a shark attack?… One is a pickle you can make, the other is a pickle you can’t escape.
  280. Why can’t sharks play flutes properly?… Because they don’t have a tuna.
  281. My friend is a real shark in the business world… He made a killing in Fin-Tech.
  282. Why’d the fish swim right into the bull shark’s mouth?… He was a dumb bass.
  283. Why do sharks eat underwater internet cables?…They were advised to have more fiber in their diet.
  284. Did you hear about the pregnant woman bit by a shark?… She hopes it’s a buoy.
  285. Why do Crips like swimming in the ocean?… Because sharks can smell Blood from far away.
  286. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on!
  287. Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
  288. What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter sandwiches?… Jellyfish.
  289. What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow fish?…  I don’t know…but I wouldn’t want to milk it!
  290. What happens when you cross a great white shark with a trumpet fish?… I don’t know…but I wouldn’t want to play it!
  291. If they made movie starring the Loch Ness Monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?… Loch Jaws
  292. What do you can the mushy stuff stuck between a great white’s shark teeth?…       Slow swimmers.
  293. If a shark is after you, what should your feed it?… Jawbreakers
  294. If you see a tuna being chased by a dozen sharks what time is it?… Twelve after one.
  295. Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks.
  296. Who is the most famous shark writer?… William Sharkspeare
  297. What kind of shark is always gambling?… A CARDSHARK
  298. What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show?… Shark Trek
  299. What do you call a solitary shark?… A “lone” (loan) shark
  300. Why don’t sharks like fast food?… Because they can’t catch it!
  301. What did the shark say to the whale?… What are u blubbering about?
  302. What doe a shark like to watch on tv?…Anything but Flipper!
  303. What was the shark’s favorite James Joyce novel?… A: FINnegan’s wake
  304. What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”… An M.C. Hammerhead.
  305. Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?… He wanted to see time fly!
  306. Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?… To get to the other TIDE
  307. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?… an animal that talks your head off.
  308. How do you make a shark laugh?… Tell a whale of a tale.
  309. Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actor?… Shark Hudson
  310. What do yuppie sharks like to drink?… Jaw-va
  311. What was the nerd shark’s favorite programming language?… Jaw-va
  312. What does a snowshark give you?… Frost bites.
  313. Whats the Great White Sharks favorite candy?… The Jaw-Breaker!
  314. What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish??… ‘Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.’
  315. What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?… Peanut butter and jellyfish!
  316. How did the crazy shark become normal again?…lectro shark therapy
  317. What did the shark say when something amazing happened?… JAWESOME
  318. What should you do if you see a shark?… Swim far, far away!
  319. What does a shark eat for dinner?… Whatever it wants!
  320. What did the shark plead in the murder case?… Not gill-ty!
  321. Where are sharks from?… Finland.
  322. Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?… Santa Jaws!
  323. Where did Bruce, the Jaws shark, go to find companionship?… Sand Bars.
  324. What is Bruce, the Jaws shark, 2nd favorite movie?… Shaw-shark Redemption!
  325. What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?… “My shark ate it!”