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1. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Cup knock knock jokes.
2. Biology Jokes: World Cup Soccer is the only sport that’s not a game of inches… It’s a game of feet.
3. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe all three host countries advanced to the Round of 16. (Canada 1 South Africa 0, United States 2 Bosnia-Herzegovina 0, México 2  Ecuador 0)
4. 4th of July Jokes: With America’s 250th Anniversary, was there any doubt the US Soccer team would still be playing after the 4th of July?
5. World Cup 2026: Most of the world is hoping for a clean World Cup Soccer final, except Argentina… They would like a Messi one.
6. Music Jokes: What is a popular LL Cool J song during the Round of 32 in the World Cup… “Mama Said Knock You Out!”
7. Crayon Jokes: Crayola…. The unofficial sponsor of the Red Card.
8. Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for World Cup teams that advance to the Round of 16?… Alive and Kicking by Simple Minds.
9. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: When Team USA won the Round of 16 match vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina in the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
10. Crayon Jokes: Crayola…. The unofficial sponsor of the Yellow Card.
11. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: No Way!!!… Norway won its 1st knockout round game on June 30, 2026, securing its first-ever World Cup knockout stage victory by defeating Ivory Coast 2-1.
12. Hobbit Jokes: What do you call a hobbit World Cup Watch Party?… A little get together.
13. Christmas Jokes: What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
14. I tell World Cup soccer jokes… just for kicks.
15. Why should you buy your girlfriend a goalie’s jersey for the World Cup?… So everyone knows she’s a keeper.
16. World Geography Jokes: A German walks into a bar after the World Cup. As he is ordering a beer, he notices an American sitting at the edge of the bar. After a tense pause, he says, “Hey American! How many World Cups have you won?” The American calmly replies “Hey German. How many World Wars have you won?”
17. Pirate Jokes: Who is a pirate’s favorite team in the World Cup?… Ahrr-gentina.
18. Retirement Jokes: Did you hear about the former World Cup soccer player who just turned 101?… He’s still alive and kicking. 
19. How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?… Literally all gardening stops.
20. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Scotland’s Tartan Army took over Fenway Park during the World Cup?
21. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Didier Deschamps Becomes Head Coach with Most Wins in FIFA World Cup History. With the 3-0 victory against Sweden, Deschamps notched his 17th World Cup tournament victory as manager June 26, 2026 with 17 wins.
22. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Kylian Mbappé holds the World Cup record for the most goals scored in knockout round matches (10).
23. Boston Jokes: Can you believe the Norwegian team, with it’s Viking Row played at Boston Stadium… In FoxboROW?
24. The World Cup… the closest we will get to World Peace.
25. Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for World Cup teams that advance from pool play?… Alive and Kicking by Simple Minds.
26. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad Netherlands won Group F in Pool Play?
27. World Cup 2026: After losing in the Round of 32 on penalty kicks… Orange Walk had a long walk home.
28. Canada Day Jokes: July 1st, 2026: What a Canada Day!! Canada is hosting the World Cup AND has advanced to the Round of 16!!!.
29. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad Netherlands advanced to the Knockout Stage?
30. Boston Jokes: When people saw a Scotland Soccer fan peeing in Boston… WICKED PISSAH.
31. Art Jokes: What is an art teacher’s favorite part about the World Cup?… The draws.
32. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the World Cup record of Cristiano Ronaldo?… Cristiano Ronaldo holds the all-time record as the first and only player to score in six different men’s FIFA World Cup tournaments (2006, 2010, 2014, 2018, 2022, and 2026).
33. Jokes for the 1st Day of School: World Cup Soccer fans lay out clothes like it is the 1st day of school.
34. Music Jokes: What is a popular LL Cool J song during the elimination round of the World Cup… “Mama Said Knock You Out!”
35. Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of the World Cup?… The Knockout Stage.
36. Music Jokes: Moon Walk or… Orange Walk.
37. Hobbit Jokes: What do you call a hobbit who’s a fan of World Cup soccer?… A Goalum.
38. Cemetery Jokes: A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there’s an extra seat in between himself and the next guy. The man says, “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?” The guy replies, “Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.” The man says back, “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?” The guy says, “No. They’re all at the funeral.”
39. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Canada’s had its 1st Ever World Cup Win 6 – 0 vs. Qatar in 2026?
40. World Geography Jokes: World Cup 2018: Let’s face it… That’s not the first time Germany has gone into Russia unprepared…
41. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe name the player with most World Cup goals?… Lionel Messi holds the all-time record for the most World Cup goals, having scored 18 goals in 29 tournament appearances.
42. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe name the Top 5 all-time goal scorers in World Cup play?… Lionel Messi, Argentina (18 goals) Miroslav Klose, Germany (16 goals) Ronaldo, Brazil (15) Kylian Mbappé, France (15 goals) Gerd Müller, West Germany (14 goals) Just Fontaine, France (13).
43. What is a Dana White’s favorite part of the World Cup?… The Knockout Stage.
44. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the country that has the most World Cup Championships?… Brazil: 5 titles (1958, 1962, 1970, 1994, 2002)
45. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the country that won the most recent World Cup Championship?… Argentina won their third title in Qatar on December 18, 2022, defeating France in a penalty shootout after a 3-3 draw.
46. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the player who has participated in the most World Cups?… Lionel Messi holds the record for participating in the most men’s FIFA World Cups. He became the first male player to appear in six different World Cup tournaments.
48. Timex… an official sponsor of World Cup WATCH parties.
49. When Scotland’s Tartan Army comes to a World Cup Host City… they bring PLAID tidings.
50. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Canada’s 1st Ever World Cup Win 6 – 0 vs. Qatar in 2026 was in Canada.
51. World Cup 2026: How is Lionel Messi like a magician?… They both do hat tricks.
52. Dog Jokes: The best dog breed for World Cup soccer is the goal-den retriever. 
53. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad Netherlands qualified for the 2026 World Cup?
54. December Jokes: In order to help Russia’s chances at the World Cup… The tournament has been moved to December.
55. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Scotland’s John McGinn’s goal celebration.
56. World Cup Pun: I’m having a ball this World Cup.
57. Boston Jokes: What’s the main difference between Boston and Scotland?… In Boston, they boo the Red Sox for having a bad week, but in Scotland, the fans will boo a local in a shop for buying water instead of beer.
58. World Cup Pun: The World Cup Final and my couch… A match made in heaven.
59. Cape Cod Jokes: What is a Cape Cod lifeguard’s favorite part of the World Cup?… Pool Play.
60. Florida Jokes: Apparently, some Scottish fans are traveling through the jungle to get to Miami this summer. Who are they?… The Tarzan Army!
61. Where are the seats for Norway World Cup soccer fans?… Viking Row.
62. World Geography Jokes: What is Scotland’s new mascot for the World Cup finals?… A Scottish Terrier.
63. Canada Jokes: World Cup 2022: I was really surprised to see Canada qualify for the World Cup this year, but it’s Trudeau…
64. World Geography Jokes: What is Scotland’s mascot for the World Cup finals?… A unicorn.
65. World Cup 2026: How is Lionel Messi like Wayne Gretzky?… They both score hat tricks.
66. Geometry Jokes: Why are World Cup soccer players so good at writing geometry books?… Because they are always talking about angles, degrees, and 180-degree turns.
67. Minnesota Jokes: Who are Minnesota football fans cheering for besides USA?… Norway. The love the Viking Row.
68. Tea Jokes: What’s the difference between (country of your choice)’s World Cup soccer squad and a teabag?… A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
69. Jokes for the Last Day of School: The Team Bus: We spoke to a few bus companies for the World Cup travel prices and they were incredible. So we had a little bit of a joke: Let’s just get some school buses, the schools are off.
70. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: When Team USA qualified for the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
71. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: When Team USA won Pool D in the 2026 Wolrd Cup?… Why not U.S.?
72. World Geography Jokes: Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups… They’re probably Ghana do it again.
73. Jokes for the Last Day of School: World Cup Soccer fans lay out clothes like it is the 1st day of school.
74. World Geography Jokes: After his team was eliminated from the World Cup, The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil. According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.
75. Delivering good World Cup soccer jokes is my goal.
76. I don’t watch World Cup soccer…. If I wanted to see grown men struggle to score for 90 minutes I’d go to a bar.
77. Marriage Jokes: I have a wedding at the same time of my World Cup match, can anyone take my place?… The place is St. Parish Church and the Bride’s name is Paula.
78. Fast Food Jokes: World Cup 2022: I’m really looking forward to the World Cup themed McDonald’s burger… The Qatar pounder.
79. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes & June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the host countries for 2026 World Cup?… Canada, Mexico, and the United States.
80. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me teams in the World Cup Final?…
81. Which World Cup soccer player keeps the field clean?…The sweeper. 
82. World Geography Jokes: Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?… Weak back.
83. My son played soccer in the mud all day… so he was a little Messi. 
84. World Cup Soccer is a strange game… it’s a bunch of people running away from their goals.
85. What lights up a World Cup soccer stadium?… A soccer match.
86. World Geography Jokes: World Cup 2018: How much does it cost a small middle eastern country to host the World Cup?… A Qatar of a trillion dollars.
87. Viking Cruise Ships… the unofficial cruise company of Norway’s World Cup Soccer team.
88. Norwegian Cruise Line… the unofficial cruise Ship of Norway’s World Cup Soccer team.
89. Brazil losing a match is basically a national emergency.
90. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes & June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the start of the 2026 World Cup?… June 11th, 2026.
91. Pasta Jokes: Why is Italy out of the World Cup?… They didn’t pasta ball good enough. 
92. World Geography Jokes: I’m rooting for Switzerland in the World Cup. I don’t know much about the team… but their flag is a big plus.
93. Camping Jokes: My friends and I were watching the World Cup during our camping trip… It was in tents.  
94. World Geography Jokes: Norwegian World Cup Soccer… Viking Row.
95. World Cup 2014: We hoped for a good clean World Cup Final… But instead we got a Messi one.
96. The U.S. celebrates World Cup ties harder than most countries celebrate wins.
97. World Geography Jokes: What is the difference between the World Cup team from [insert country your choice) and the Bermuda Triangle?… The Bermuda Triangle has three points.
98. Cow Jokes: The finals of the World Cup is like cows on an airplane… The steaks have never been higher.
99. College Jokes: What is an art professor’s favorite part about the World Cup?… The draws.
100. College Jokes: What is an art student’s favorite part about the World Cup?… The draws.
101. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 American World Cup host cities?… Atlanta, GA – Atlanta Stadium (Mercedes-Benz Stadium), Boston, MA – Boston Stadium (Gillette Stadium in Foxborough), Dallas, TX – Dallas Stadium (AT&T Stadium in Arlington), Houston, TX – Houston Stadium (NRG Stadium), Kansas City, MO – Kansas City Stadium (Arrowhead Stadium), Los Angeles, CA – Los Angeles Stadium (SoFi Stadium in Inglewood), Miami, FL – Miami Stadium (Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens), New York / New Jersey – New York New Jersey Stadium (MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ), Philadelphia, PA – Philadelphia Stadium (Lincoln Financial Field), San Francisco Bay Area – San Francisco Bay Area Stadium (Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara), Seattle, WA – Seattle Stadium (Lumen Field)
102. World Cup 2022: We hoped for a good clean World Cup Final… But instead we got a Messi one.
103. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 American World Cup Stadiums?… Atlanta, GA – Atlanta Stadium (Mercedes-Benz Stadium), Boston, MA – Boston Stadium (Gillette Stadium in Foxborough), Dallas, TX – Dallas Stadium (AT&T Stadium in Arlington), Houston, TX – Houston Stadium (NRG Stadium), Kansas City, MO – Kansas City Stadium (Arrowhead Stadium), Los Angeles, CA – Los Angeles Stadium (SoFi Stadium in Inglewood), Miami, FL – Miami Stadium (Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens), New York / New Jersey – New York New Jersey Stadium (MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ), Philadelphia, PA – Philadelphia Stadium (Lincoln Financial Field), San Francisco Bay Area – San Francisco Bay Area Stadium (Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara), Seattle, WA – Seattle Stadium (Lumen Field)
104. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Atlanta Stadium?… Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
105. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Boston Stadium?… Gillette Stadium in Foxborough.
106. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Dallas Stadium?… AT&T Stadium in Arlington.
107. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Houston Stadium?… NRG Stadium
108. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Kansas City Stadium?… Arrowhead Stadium.
109. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Los Angeles Stadium?… SoFi Stadium in Inglewood.
110. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Miami Stadium?… Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens.
111. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup New York / New Jersey Stadium?… MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ
112. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Philadelphia Stadium?… Lincoln Financial Field.
113. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup San Francisco Bay Area Stadium?… Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara.
114. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Seattle Stadium?… Lumen Field.
115. World Cup Pun: Cleats before tweets. 
116. World Cup Pun: Sorry, can’t talk… extra time is calling. 
117. What do you call an American in the World Cup final… Ref.
118. Canada Jokes: Canada is sending a strong team to the World Cup… Unfortunately, it’s the drinking team.
119. World Cup Pun: Argentina really kicked things up a notch.
120. World Cup Pun: Argentina fans celebrate goals like the planet is ending tomorrow.
121. Christmas Jokes: What did Santa bring the naughty World Cup soccer player?… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
122. World Geography Jokes: Which World Cup soccer team is made up of sheep?… Baaaa-hamas. 
123. Why don’t World Cup soccer players wear eyeglasses?… It’s a contact sport. 
124. World Geography Jokes: FIFA World Cup 2018 A Frenchman walks down the street, where he bumps into an Englishman The Frenchman asks: How are you, what are you up to?” Englishman: ” Ah, nothing much, playing the Croatians in the World Cup tomorrow!” Frenchman: “What a coincidence…?! We’re playing them on Sunday!”
125. Daylight Savings Jokes: Why did the clock love the World Cup?… It enjoyed extra time.
126. World Geography Jokes: World Cup 2018: Germany’s failure in the World Cup wasn’t that surprising… They have always struggled to progress in Russia.
127. World Geography Jokes: What do the English do immediately after winning the FIFA World Cup?… Turn off the Playstation.
128. World Geography Jokes: World Cup 2018: What do you call 23 men watching the World Cup 2018?… The Scotland National Team.     
129. Marriage Jokes: I tried to explain offsides to my wife… We haven’t spoken since.
130. Doctor Jokes: My doctor told me to reduce stress… so I stopped watching penalty kicks.
131. I support whichever team scores first… I’m emotionally efficient.
132. World Cup Soccer Jokes:
133. World Cup Pun: Feelin’ goal-den today. 
134. Why did the World Cup soccer player fail art class?… He couldn’t draw a foul.
135. My favorite World Cup strategy is yelling “SHOOT!” from the couch.
136. I haven’t exercised in years, but I coach every player from my recliner.
137. Geometry Jokes: The World Cup is proof that grown adults can cry over geometry.
138. Soccer players fall more dramatically than my toddler.
139. Why couldn’t anyone see the World Cup soccer ball?… The defense cleared it. 
140. Why was the World Cup trophy nervous?… Everybody was chasing it.
141. New Jersey Jokes: The best state to buy a 2026 World Cup soccer… New Jersey. 
142. Who is one of the richest World Cup soccer players in the world?… Cristiano Rollindough.
143. Where do World Cup soccer players go to dance?… The Futball. 
144. World Cup 2014: How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?… At least a brazillion dollars. 
145. June Jokes for Teachers: Why do World Cup soccer players do well in school?… Because they know how to use their heads.
146. What do World Cup soccer referees send during the holidays?… Yellow cards. 
147. World Cup Pun: Messi situation if you ask me.
148. What’s a soccer player’s favorite tea?… Penal-tea kicks.
149. World Cup Pun: That goalkeeper really saved face.
150. World Cup Pun: France was under a lot of pressure… European pressure.
151. World Cup Pun: The referee made a bold whistle-blower decision.
152. Why did the World Cup defensive soccer player cross the road?… To get to the other slide. 
153. Why did the World Cup soccer player carry a pencil?… To draw a foul. 
154. Rolex… an official sponsor of World Cup WATCH parties.
155. Omega… an official sponsor of World Cup WATCH parties.
156. Patek Philippe… an official sponsor of World Cup WATCH parties.
157. Breguet… an official sponsor of World Cup WATCH parties.
158. IWC… an official sponsor of World Cup WATCH parties.
159. Cartier… an official sponsor of World Cup WATCH parties.
160. Tudor… an official sponsor of World Cup WATCH parties.
161. Tissot… an official sponsor of World Cup WATCH parties.
162. What did the magician show the World Cup soccer players?… A hat trick.
163. World Cup Pun: That defender deserves a kick-start to his career.
164. Messi could sneeze and still get a standing ovation.
165. Tea Jokes: What kind of tea do World Cup soccer players drink?… Penal-Tea
166. World Cup Pun: Eat. Sleep. Soccer. Repeat. 
167. England’s World Cup team and printers have one thing in common… they both jam under pressure.
168. Why did the soccer player eat his homework?… The coach said it was a piece of cake.
169. What do you call someone who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… A World Cup soccer coach.
170. World Cup Soccer players are tricky because they know how to set traps. 
171. World Cup Pun: Life’s a pitch, and then you score.
172. Coffee Jokes: I just bought a World Cup… for my coffee cup! 
173. World Cup Pun: Match point mood. 
174. The World Cup is the only time people pretend that waking up at 4 a.m. is fun.
175. What’s a World Cup soccer player’s favorite animal?… A score-pion. 
176. Why did the computer join the World Cup soccer team?… It had great net-working skills.
177. With the bribery and corruption scandal surrounding the World Cup, I want to remind everyone that money can’t change someone’s mind… But I’m willing to try.
178. How did the World Cup pitch get all wet?… The players dribbled all over it.
179. World Cup Pun: I like big kicks and I cannot lie.
180. What are successful World Cup forwards always trying to do?… Reach goals.
181. Why did the soccer ball quit the World Cup team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
182. Why don’t grasshoppers watch World Cup soccer?… They watch cricket instead. 
183. My boyfriend made a save in a World Cup soccer game… That’s how I knew he was a keeper. 
184. What position do ghosts play in World Cup soccer?… Ghoulie. 
185. What is it called when a dinosaur scores a goal in the World Cup?… A dino-score. 
186. Why do World Cup soccer players come up with the best soccer jokes?… They know how to use their heads.
187. How do Italian World Cup soccer players ask their teammates to pass the ball?… Pasta bowl.
188. Which World Cup goalie can jump higher than the crossbar?… All of them. Crossbars don’t jump.
189. Soccer announcers can stretch one goal into a 14-minute documentary.
190. Penalty shootouts are just anxiety in athletic form.
191. Watching the World Cup counts as cardio if you yell enough.
192. The referee gives cards faster than my bank declines them.
193. How do birds cheer for their World Cup soccer teams?… They egg them on.
194. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Soccer… Soccer who?… Socc-ser in the drawer.
195. Why couldn’t the World Cup soccer player listen to music?… Because he broke all the records. 
196. Why didn’t the lousy World Cup soccer team have a website?… They couldn’t string three W’s together.
197. Why can’t you play soccer with pigs?… They hog the ball. 
198. How does a tea bag play soccer?… It steep-kicks the ball. 
199. Why did the soccer team visit the Bermuda Triangle?… To find their missing soccer ball.
200. Why are scrambled eggs like a losing World Cup soccer team?… Because they’ve both been beaten.
201. What did the bumble bee forward say after getting a goal in the World Cup?… Hive scored.
202. World Cup Pun: The grass is always greener on match day. 
203. Why are soccer World Cup players excellent at math?…They really know how to use their heads. 
204. What was the team of cow soccer players called?… Moo-nited. 
205. What’s the best way to get a World Cup soccer coach to smile?… Win the game.
206. My mom told me to never date a World Cup soccer player because there is only a 1-in-11 chance he is a keeper. 
207. Why do World Cup referees make great musicians?… They know how to whistle.
208. My dad told me to never date a soccer player because there is only a 1-in-11 chance she is a keeper.
209. Salmon are known for their dream of being pro-fish-sional soccer players. Salmon are known for their dream of being pro-fish-sional soccer players.
210. The grass is always greener where you’re not playing soccer. 
211. The man who invented soccer got a kick out of it. 
212. What do you call a dinosaur playing soccer?… A goal-a-saurus. 
213. Why was the soccer game at the bakery so exciting?… It was a turnover.
214. What time is it when a World Cup soccer team chases a MLB baseball team?… Eleven after nine (9:11). 
215. World Cup Pun: World Cup? More like World Yup! 
216. World Cup Pun: No goals, no glory. 
217. Lawyer Jokes: When is a World Cup soccer player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
218. Labor Day Jokes: How do we know that soccer referees are happy?…. Because they whistle while they work.
219. Why didn’t the dog want to play World Cup soccer?… He was a boxer.
220. Bird Jokes: What’s the difference between (country of your choice) World Cup Team and an albatross?…An albatross has got two decent wings.
221. Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak. 
222. What time is it when a MLB baseball team chases a World Cup soccer team ?… Nine after Eleven (11:09).
223. What would you get if you crossed a World Cup soccer player and the Invisible Man?… Soccer like no one has ever seen.
224. Ghost Jokes: What is a ghost’s favorite position in World Cup soccer?… Ghoul keeper. 
225. June Jokes for Teachers: What’s a soccer player’s favorite school subject?… Goal-ography.
226. World Cup Pick-up Line: If you were a World Cup soccer ball, I’d never shoot, because I would always miss you. 
227. What do you call a polite World Cup soccer player?… A good sport. 
228. What’s a World Cup soccer player’s favorite math?… Geometry—angles matter.
229. Referees are just soccer players who have gone blind.
230. World Cup Pun: Goal-d digger?… No, I’m just here for the goals. 
231. World Cup Pun: Keep calm and pass the ball. 
232. Why are the dirty kids so good at soccer?… Because they are Messi. 
233. World Cup Pun: Kicking it like a champion. 
234. World Cup Pun: United by kicks and dreams. 
235. What’s a World Cup soccer player’s favorite dessert?… Goal-den cake.
236. World Cup Pun: Stadium status: Loud and proud. 
237. What’s the difference between England and an albatross?… An albatross has got two decent wings.
238. World Cup Pun: Offside? I prefer on point. 
239. World Cup Pun: Living that extra time life. 
240. Why was the World Cup soccer ball so good at school?… It knew how to bounce back. 
241. Why did the World Cup goalie bring a ladder?… To reach new heights. 
242. Why did the World Cup striker bring glue?… To stick to the game plan. 
243. Why did the World Cup soccer player bring a map?… To find the goal. 
244. What position do ghosts play in soccer?… Ghoulie
245. Why was the World Cup soccer ball happy?… It got a kick out of life. 
246. What do you call a frog playing World Cup soccer?… A leap striker. 
247. Why did the clock love soccer?… It enjoyed extra time. 
248. What does a World Cup soccer player say on Halloween?… Hat Trick or Treat!
249. I like watching World Cup even though I don’t know anything about football. Sitting on the couch with a cold beer and watch those millionaires and billionaires running on the field, tiring themselves to half death just to entertain me, what a successful life!
250. What kind of World Cup soccer team cries when it loses?… A bawl (ball) club.
251. Why isn’t World Cup soccer played in the jungle always fair?… Because of the cheetahs (cheaters).
252. What happens to a World Cup soccer player who loses his eyesight?… He becomes a referee.
253. June Jokes for Teachers: Why do soccer players make the honor roll in school?… Because they know how to use their heads. 
254. Why do so many Americans play soccer?… So they don’t have to watch it on TV.
255. What happens when the opposition crosses the halfway line against (country of your choice)?… They score.
256. What do you call a (country of your choice) soccer fan with an IQ of 10?… Supremely gifted!
257. How do World Cup soccer players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans!
258. Why did the World Cup soccer player bring string to the game?… So he could tie the score
259. What do you call an person from (country of your choice) in the World Cup Final?… Referee.
260. Did you know the Origami World Cup is on TV…. It’s only available on pay per view though.
261. Why can’t Cinderella play World Cup soccer?… Because she always runs away from the ball.
262. What runs around a World Cup soccer field but never moves?… A fence!
263. What game do girls dislike?… Soccer (sock her).
264. Why was Cinderella such a bad World Cup soccer player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
265. Where do soccer players go to get a new World Cup uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
266. What did the mummy soccer coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
267. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the dates of the 2026 World Cup?… Canada, Mexico, and the United States.
268. What game do girls dislike?… Soccer (sock her).
269. Why was the skeleton always left out in a soccer game?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
270. Which soccer player has the biggest cleats?… The one with the biggest feet.
271. Why was the soccer field wet on a sunny day?… The players dribbled all over it.
272. How do birds cheer for their soccer teams?… They egg them on.
273. What is a swimmer’s favorite part of the World Cup?… Pool Play.
274. What is a diver’s favorite part of the World Cup?… Pool Play.
275. Why did the chicken get ejected from the soccer game?… For persistent fowl play.
276. What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?… They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark
277. What do Chelsea and US Navy have in common?… They both spent $50M on a sub.
278. What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?… A referee.
279. What’s the difference between England and a Tea Bag? 3 1,456 votes What’s the difference between England and a Tea Bag?… The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
280. What ship has never arrived in the ports of Liverpool?… The Premiership.
281. Why is a bad soccer team like an old bra?… It has no cups and very little support.
282. Why does the soccer ball curse so much?… Because he gets a kick out of it.
283. What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The “scenter” spot.
284. What would David Beckham’s name be if he was a Spice Girl?… Waste of Spice.