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- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you believe in 2026 it will be the 130th Boston Marathon.
- Do you want to hear a joke about the Boston Marathon?…. Never mind… I’ll never finish it.
- What is the #1 marathon for cardiologists?… The Boston Marathon. They love Heartbreak Hill.
- Patriots’ Day Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the Massachusetts holiday that coincides with the Boston Marathon?
- What music is blaring at the most difficult part of the Boston Marathon?… Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers at Heartbreak Hill. Stevie Nicks can be heard singing “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.” (Music Jokes)
- I don’t win marathons because I’m lucky… I win because I take public transportation, just take like Rosie Ruiz.
- What is the #1 #hotel for runners of the Boston Marathon?… Heartbreak Hotel.
- I’m never again donating a dime to any charity raising funds for finishing the Boston Marathon… They just take the money and run.
- Warning: Police are on the lookout for an overweight man who did not pay his entrance fee to the Boston Marathon… He is believed to be still on the run.
- What is the worst US city to run a marathon?… Boston. It is the height of pollen season and it is in Mass “Achoo” setts.