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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Masters golf jokes.
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?…Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the 6 golfers who have career Grand Slams? (Gene Sarazen, Ben Hogan, Gary Player, Jack Nicklaus, Tiger Woods, and Rory McIlroy.)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?…Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the 4 golf tournaments that make up the Grand Slam? (Masters Tournament, PGA Championship, U.S. Open, The Open Championship)
- Rory McIlroy has a new appreciation for baseball… he loves the Grand Slam.
- What is the holiest place in golf?… Amen Corner.
- “If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.” Gary Player
- A man had two tickets for the Augusta Masters. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No”, he says, “the seat is empty.” “This is incredible!” said the man, “who in their right mind would have a seat like this, the biggest golfing event of the whole world, and not see it?” He says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife always would come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh … I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. I guess you couldn’t find someone else? … a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?” The man shakes his head … “No. They’re all at the funeral.”
- Crayola crayons…. the unofficial sponsor of the Masters green jacket.
- Masters Pun: PAR fait… The #1 snack for golfers at the Masters.
- What is the most popular letter at the Masters?… “Tee.”
- Did you lose something at the Masters?…. Check the Lost and Founder’s Circle.
- UHaul… the unofficial sponsor of “moving day” at the Masters.
- How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb at the Masters?… FORE!
- Masters Pun: “Fore-giveness is key to a successful Masters round.”
- Fan: What did you get on your last hole? Struggling Masters Golfer: Depressed.
- Masters Pun: “The fairway to heaven leads to Augusta National.”
- What is the #1 hole to have a cup of tea in golf?… Tea Olive, Hole #1 at Augusta National Golf Course.
- Masters Golfer’s Wife: “When I die bury me at the golf course so my husband visits me 5 times a week.”
- Good luck Jason Day…. Have a day at the Masters.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?…Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the famous sandwich at the Masters? (Pimento cheese)
- What is a golfer at the Masters favorite lunch?… A ham sand-wedge.
- What is the most popular type of music at the Masters?… Swing!
- What is a math teacher’s favorite spot at the Masters?…. The Founder’s Circle.
- Why are college basketball coaches so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final fore.
- Masters Pun: “Augusta National…. where every hole is a masterpiece.”
- Why do golfers love the Masters so much?… It’s a hole new level of excitement!
- Whenever there is any trouble at the Masters, the 1st place to start to investigate is at the Butler Cabin because man times… The butler did it.
- How does a golfer answer the phone during the Masters?… It’s “Fore you!”
- “I’ve heard the winner of the Masters hosts the dinner. If I ever won it, there would be no suits, no ties and McDonalds.” John Daly
- Masters Pun: “Par-fection is the name of the game at the Masters.”
- What is a geometry teacher’s favorite spot at the Masters?…. The Founder’s Circle.
- Masters Pun: “Playing Augusta is like a walk in golf heaven.”
- What did the golfer say when he hit a great shot at the Masters?… “That’s how I roll on the green!”
- Did you hear about the Masters golfer who practiced his swing in the dark?… He was known as the night clubber!
- Why do golfers bring rain gear to the Masters?… Fore their fairway weather friends!
- What did the golf ball say to the tee at the Masters?… “You drive me crazy!”
- Masters Pun: “Getting in the swing of things at Augusta’s prestigious tournament.”
- Masters Hole #4: What do you get when you cross a florist, an Alaska fisherman and an apple… Flowering Crab Apple!
- “Then last year’s champion serves as the host. He chooses the menu and picks up the tab. When I discovered the cost of dinner was more than the prize money, I finished second four times.” Ben Hogan
- Why was the golfer so bad at the Masters?… Because he kept putting the cart before the horse!
- Why did the golfer bring a pencil to the Masters?… To draw his way to victory!
- Masters Pun: “Drive for show and putt for dough” at the Masters.
- Where does an environmentalist (tree-hugger) like to watch the Masters?… Eisenhower Tree!
- “I’ve never been to heaven, and thinking back on my life, I probably won’t get a chance to go. I guess winning the Masters is as close as I’m going to get.” Fuzzy Zoeller
- Knock knock… Who’s there?…Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name of the large, evergreen tree that is everywhere at Augusta National? (Loblolly pine)
- Justin Rose… a fan favorite of florists.
- Is German Masters golfer Stephan Jaeger a fan of Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones?
(Music Jokes) - Masters golfer Tommy Fleetwood, do you know if he is a big fan of Fleetwood Mac?
(Music Jokes) - Is Masters golfer Russell Henley a fan of Don Henley of the Eagles?
(Music Jokes) - Do you think Venezuelan Masters golfer Jhonattan Vegas ever golfs is Las Vegas?
- Does Wyndham Hotels and Resorts sponsor Masters golfer Wyndham Clark?
- Do any dating apps sponsor Masters golfer Fred Couples?
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a see if I can get a few autographs at the Masters.
- Masters Hole #18: What is Santa’s favorite hole at the Masters?… Hole 18 Holly.
- Masters Hole #5: What is a favorite golf hole for florists?… Magnolia at Augusta National Golf Course.
- The Masters sometimes falls on Good Friday… The most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner.
- “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge & he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” Chi Chi Rodriguez.
- Hole #8 What is a favorite golf hole for florists?… Yellow Jasmine at Augusta National Golf Course.
- Hole #9 Where do North Carolina & South Carolina bakers travel to make cherry pie?… The go to Augusta National Golf Course and set up shop at hole #9, Carolina Cherry.
- Why would computers do good golfing at the Masters?… Because they have hard drives.
- What is the difference between a Masters golfer and a fisherman?… When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it.
- What Masters golf hole is a thorn in the side of firefighters?… Hole 15 Fire Thorn.
- What did one golf ball say to another golf ball at the Masters?… See you a round.
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a tee off at the Masters.
- What do you get if you combine a fashion designer, dog lover, and lumberjack?… Pink Dogwood.
- What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course.
- “Finishing second at the Masters was like getting kicked in the head.” David Duval
- “I’ve never been to heaven, and thinking back on my life, I probably won’t get a chance to go. I guess winning the Masters is as close as I’m going to get.” Fuzzy Zoeller
- Why did they kick Tarzan out of The Masters?… He screamed with every swing.
- The Masters is sometimes falls on Easter… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen corner.
- Masters Hole #12 Where do musicians like to watch the Masters?… Hole #12, Golden Bell.
- Masters Hole #13 What is a favorite golf hole for florists?… Azalea at Augusta National Golf Course.
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants to the Masters?… In case he got a hole-in-one, he wanted to be double sure!
- Hole #14 Where do golfers at the Masters stop for an egg roll?… Hole #14, Chinese Fir.
- What do you call a Master golfer who gets a birdie on every hole?… A master tweeter!
- What’s a golfer’s favorite letter at the Masters?… “Tee.”
- Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly & the golfers lie well.
- Why did the golfer bring string to the Masters?… To tie up the competition!
- What’s a golfer’s favorite snack during the Masters?… A hole-in-one-doughnut!
- Where do golfers at the Masters like to park?…. Magnolia Lane.
- Why did the golfer bring two sets of gloves?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants at The Masters?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- The Masters is sometimes falls on Holy Thursday… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13. (Amen Corner)
- Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course before The Masters?… He was perfecting his swing.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Masters knock-knock joke?
- Hole #6: What is the favorite golf hole of an arborist?… Juniper.
- Masters Hole #15 What hole at the Master’s really bothers firemen?… Hole 15 Fire Thorn.
- Where does an AP US History teacher like to watch the Masters?… Eisenhower Tree!
- What’s a golfer’s favorite dance at the Masters?… The swing dance!
- Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.
- Why do Augusta National golf courses get hot after Masters?… Because all of the fans have left.
- Why does the golfer carry two shirts to The Masters?… In case he gets a hole in one.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about The Masters?
- What do you call a golfer who can’t keep his ball on the fairway?… A hooker!
- Where do golfers go to dance after The Masters?… The golf ball.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Masters knock knock jokes?
- Ike’s Pond… the best place to fish at the Masters.
- Ike’s Pond… the best place to swim at the Masters.
- Brand new golf balls are attracted to water, and the power of the attraction is in direct proportion to how much the balls cost.
- The higher a golfer’s handicap, the more likely he is to try to tell you what you’re doing wrong.
- Why do WWI veterans dislike golf?… They always end up in the bunker.
- The golfer called one of the caddies and said, “I want a caddie who can count and keep the score. What’s 3 and 4 and 5 add up to?” “11 sir,” said the caddie. “Good, you’ll do perfectly.”
- What’s the problem with my golf game?… You’re standing too close to the ball … after you’ve hit it.
- My golf game is so bad I had to have my ball retriever regripped.
- When is the course too wet to play golf?… When your golf cart capsizes.
- Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddie: “Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.”
- A good golf partner is one who’s always a little bit worse than you are.
- If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, it means he probably shot an eight.
- Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
- What’s the easiest shot in golf?… Your fourth putt.
- I’m ready to go for this par-5 green in two, but there’s still a group on the green. What should I do?… Well, you have two options: you can go ahead and shank it right now, or wait for the green to clear and then top the ball half way there.
- Masters Pun: “Driving distance is the name of the game at Augusta.”
- Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore.
- Masters Pun: “Masters Sunday the day dreams are realized and history is made.”
- Masters Pun: “The green jacket is the ultimate fashion statement at Augusta.”
- Masters Pun: “Masters magic happens on every shot, from the tee to the green.”
- Masters Pun: “Swinging for the fences at Augusta’s hallowed grounds.”
- Masters Pun: “The Masters where legends tee off and champions emerge.”
- Masters Pun: “Driving distance is the name of the game at Augusta.”
- Masters Pun: “Playing Augusta is like a walk in golf heaven.”
- Masters Puns: “Aiming to ace every shot at Augusta’s iconic holes.”
- How do golfers communicate during the Masters?… They always keep it on the green!
- What’s the difference between a golf ball and a disco ball?… You can’t dance to a golf ball.
- Masters Puns: “The Masters where legends tee off and champions emerge.”
- What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you!
- Are you a scratch player?… I sure am – every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went.
- What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music during the Masters?… The backswing symphony!
- How does a golfer navigate the Masters course?… With a hole-in-one GPS!
- How does a golfer stay humble at the Masters?… By keeping their shots below par-agraph!
- What do you call a #ginger #drinking a #beer at the Hole 16 at the Masters?… Red Bud.
- I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea I thought hmm, there’s a storm brewing.
- What do you call a monkey who wins The Masters?… The chimpion!
- How do golfers stay cool at the Masters?… They find the nearest shade and take a “swing break.”
- Why was the golfer so good at the Masters?… He had a fairway to heaven!
- What do golfers do when they’re angry?… They club hop!
- Where does a social studies teacher like to watch the Masters?… Eisenhower Tree!
- Masters Pun: “Augusta National is a golfer’s paradise with a touch of Southern charm.”
- What did the golfer say to the sand trap at the Masters?… “You’re really bunkering my day!”
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about The Masters?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Masters knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Masters knock knock jokes?
- What do you call a golfer who’s always nervous on the green?… A putt-wreck!
- You spend too much time thinking about golf! Do you even remember the day we got married?… Of course I do! It was the same day I sank that 45-foot putt.
- Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play softball.
- How do you like my game?… Oh, it’s a great game, but personally I prefer golf.
- The only problem with golf is that the slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
- I once played a golf course that was so difficult I lost two balls in the ball washer!
- The game of golf is 90-percent mental and 10-percent mental.
- Why is the game called “golf”?… Because all the other 4-letter words were already taken.
- When it comes to putters, try before you buy: Never buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it.
- Masters Pun:“There’s nothing quite like the atmosphere at Augusta during the Masters.”
- A golfer who says he never cheats is also a liar.
- You made a 12 on a par-3? How in the world did you manage that?… I chipped in from the fringe.
- You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10-percent of the time, but hit a 2-inch branch 90-percent of the time.
- Two longtime golf buddies were standing on a tee box overlooking a river, getting ready to hit their tee shots. One golfer pointed down the river, turned to the other golfer and said, “Look at those idiots fishing in the rain!”
- Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” you score a six, and you write down “five.”
- If you think it’s hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong ball on a golf course.
- Golfer: Hey caddie, would you wade into that pond and see if you can find my ball? Caddie: Why? Golfer: It’s my lucky ball
- Why does the golfer carry two pants?… In case he gets a hole in one.
- Why does the golfer carry an extra pair of socks?… In case he gets a hole in one.
- Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one.
- Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing.
- Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
- “The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.” Chi Chi Rodriguez
- “They don’t cut the greens here at Augusta. They use bikini wax.” Gary McCord
- Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?… He was perfecting his swing.
- What kind of tea do football players drink?… Penaltea.
- Tsunami invited Cyclone, Earthquake, and Drought to a tea party. No one came… Tsunami had a silent tea.
- What kind of tea do they serve football players at the Super Bowl?… Penaltea.
- How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea.
- What did the croissant say to the coffee in the morning?… You’re just not my cup of tea.
- Yesterday my friends dropped by my place without warning for a cup of tea. The wife pulled me aside & said, “There’s no sugar in the house, how can I serve tea?” I winked at her & said, “Make tea without sugar for all, leave the rest to me.” As soon as the tea was served then i said to my guests, “Let’s play a game of chance. One cup of tea has no sugar, who ever gets it will take us all for dinner tonight.” The result? All guests claimed they had never tasted such sweet tea! January wisdom, thank me later.
- What kind of tea did the American colonists want?… Liberty.
- What is the best type of tea?… Spaghett-tea!
- What does a tea bag do when it’s tired?…It steeps!
- The ice breaker I used for my graduation speech today… What do you call the speed of an herbal beverage at any given time?… Veloci-tea.
- What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts.
- What kind of tea do hockey players drink?… Penal-tea. (Hockey Jokes)
- British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea. (American Revolution Jokes)
- What does an American WWII veteran say when you ask him if he wants some tea?… Sherman tanks! (Veterans Day Jokes)
- How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (Ocean Jokes)
- What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty!
- What do you call Santa when he’s on a tea break?… Santa Pause!
- Why did the golfer name his club after a famous actor?… Because it gave him perfect swings every time – it was Tiger Woods!