Music Jokes

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(Music Jokes)

1. Boston Jokes: Do you know what would be a great theme song for One Boston Day?… ONE by U2. Boston loves U2 and U2 loves Boston,
2. Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
3. Boston Marathon Jokes: What music is blaring at the most difficult part of the Boston Marathon?… Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers at Heartbrea kHill. Stevie Nicks can be heard singing “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.”
4. 2025 March Madness: Did you know Pitbull, Mr. WorldWide, is playing at March Madness 2025. What a great performer. He is not too good at basketball though…. He travels too much!
5. April 2nd National Walking Day: What is a great song for National Walking Day?… Walking Man by James Taylor. 
6. A great song for National Walking Day… Walk Like an Egyptian by the Bangles. 
7. What is a great U2 song for National Walking Day?… Walk On. 
8. A great song for National Walking Day… Walk this way by Aerosmith. 
9. What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. 
10. We love @rockyoriordan! What is a great #U2 song for hiking?… Put on Your Boots. #NationalWalkingDay  #music #walking
11. We love @STPBand! What is a #truck driver’s favorite #song?… Interstate #Love Song by #StoneTemplePilots. https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #music #STP #trucks
12. We love @iHeartRadio! What is a top song during a solar eclipse?… Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s #Earth Band.  #SolarEclipse #SolarEclipse2024 #GreatAmericanEclipse #music #EarthDay
13. We love @grlldcheesetruk! What kind of #music does a grilled #Swiss #cheese sandwich like to listen to?… Hole-y music. https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #grilledcheese #NationalGrilledCheeseDay #GrilledCheeseSandwichDay
14. Masters Tournament Jokes: Is German Masters golfer Stephan Jaeger a fan of Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones?
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15. Masters Tournament Jokes: Masters golfer Tommy Fleetwood, do you know if he is a big fan of Fleetwood Mac?
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16. Masters Tournament Jokes: Is Masters golfer Russell Henley a fan of Don Henley of the Eagles?
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17. We love @RatedRnB @BerkleeCollege! Which genre of #music appeals to most grilled cheese sandwiches?… R’n’Brie https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #grilledcheese #R&B #GrilledCheeseSandwichDay #NationalGrilledCheeseDay
18. We love @BerkleeCollege! Where do #musicians like to watch the Masters?… Hole #12, Golden Bell. https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #TheMasters #golf #golfing #Masters #music
19. We love @Rap @HipHopDX @vanillaice! What’s a #grillcheesesandwich maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #NationalGrilledCheeseDay #Music #cheese #grillcheese #rap
20. We love @WeVillagePeople! What is a #cheese lover’s favorite #VillagePeople song?… #Nacho Man. https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR  #music #grilledcheese #GrilledCheeseSandwichDay #NationalGrilledCheeseDay
21. We love @Skynyrd! What famous #SouthernRock anthem is the same as the #Boston #Celtics offense during the 1980s… #FreeBird. https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #BleedGreen #LarryBird
22. Why did the #music #teacher go to the prom?… He couldn’t resist a good bass-dropping event! https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #highschool #prom2024 #prom #teaching #education
23. We love @rockhall @beatlesstory @HardRock @AbbeyRoad @thebeatles Which #Beatles song did the noisy #gymnast like?… Twist & Shout! https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #gymnastics
24. We love @BAA @tompetty @StevieNicks! What #music is blaring at the most difficult part of the #BostonMarathon?… #TomPetty and the Heartbreakers at #HeartbreakHill. Stevie Nicks can be heard singing “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.” https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR  #BostonStrong 
25. Why was the #music #teacher upset after the prom?… The dance was off-key! https://bit.ly/2IxWARw #highschool #prom2024 #prom
26. We love @Colgate @menswearhouse! What did the #band member use before going to the #prom?… A #tuba #toothpaste! https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #music#highschool #prom2024 
27. We love @Kleenex @MusicTeacherMag! How does a #middleschool student make a tissue dance?…Put a little boogey in it! https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #music
28. We love @Pink! Who would be the #1 spokesperson for the #PinkMoon?… Pink! https://www.mytowntutors.com/full-moon-jokes-for-kids/ #FullMoon
29. #April 22nd is #EarthDay! RT if you agree @GreenDay! Who should headline the #EarthDay2024 Concert?… #GreenDay!  #music
30. What is #Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of #music?… Hip-hop! https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #moms #dads #hiphop #music #Easter2024
31. Hawaii Puns: Aloha, is it me you’re looking for?
32. #April 25th is #WorldPenguinDay! We love @Seal! We love Who is a #penguin’s favorite #pop #music star?… #Seal! https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #penguins
33. We love @hotelsdotcom @VisitGraceland @tripadvisor @CityOfBoston! What is the #1 #hotel for #runners of the #BostonMarathon?… Heartbreak Hotel. https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #BostonStrong #HeartbreakHill #Elvis #travel #Graceland
34. Who are the most popular musical artists for Earth Day?… Green Day and Earth, Wind & Fire.
35. Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport?… They tried to carry-on my wayward son. (Music Jokes)
36. If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa.