Field Trip Jokes: Top School Field Trip Jokes

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1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the world’s best field trip jokes!
2. Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid…. he already had super vision.
3. Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?… To the mewseum.
4. What kind of snack do you have during a field trip to a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream).
5. Did you hear about the canine school that took a field trip to the flea circus?… They stole the show!
6. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the field trip?… Probably not, he is still sleeping.
7. How do small children travel to field trips?… In mini-vans!
8. What type of donut pilot’s do you take to a field trip to the Wright Brothers National Park?… A plain (plane) donut!
9. Did you hear the field trip joke about the cookie?… It is crummy.
10. Where do actors go on field trips to?… The Hollywoods!
11. What do the robot have for a snack on the field trip?… Computer chips!
12. What is a rapper’s favorite toy to bring on a field trip?…a yo – YO!
13. What state has the loudest field trips?… ILL-I-NOISE!
14. Where do cows go on field trips?…MOOOOvies
15. What type of bear can you bring on a school field trip?…a Gummy bear!
16. Why did the cookie cry on the field trip?…He was feeling crumby.
17. Why did the computer miss the field trip?…It had a virus.
18. What is a snake’s favorite type of field trip?…Hissss-tory!
19. What kind of pants do ghosts wear on a field trip?…Boo jeans!
20. What do prisoners use to call each other?…Cell phones.
21. My class went on a field trip to a farm and had from a pampered cow?… It was spoiled milk.
22. What dog keeps the best time on a field trip?…A watchdog.
23. What did the dentist give to the marching band before they went on the band field trip?…A TUBA toothpaste.
24. Why does the pirate wear camouflage underwear on the field trip?… To hide his booty!
25. Did I tell you the joke about the Art Museum ceiling on our field trip?…Oh forget it. It’s over your head.
26. On the field trip to the art museum, what did the picture say to the wall?… I was framed!
27. Why didn’t the skeleton go on the field trip?…He had NO BODY to go with.
28. What did the ocean say to students on the Whale Watching field trip?…Nothing. He waved.
29. Two wrongs don’t make a right. But what do two WRIGHTS make?…A plane (Orville and Wilbur WRIGHT)!
30. What does a skeleton order at the snack bar on the field trip?…A coke and a mop.
31. What is a witch’s type of field trip?… Going to a spelling bee.
32. Did you hear about the student who lost his left arm and leg in a field trip bus crash?… He’s all right now.
33. Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools!
34. What is a robot’s favorite snack on a field trip? … Computer chips!
35. What is a frog’s favorite drink on a field trip? … “croak – a – cola”
36. If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring? … Pilgrims
37. What kind of witch bring on the field trip for lunch? …  a SAND witch (sandwich)!
38. What do you call a bird that is sad to be going on a field trip? … A Blue Bird!
39. What do you call a fish with no I’s at the aquarium? … A Fssssssh!
40. Why did the boy stare at the school bus’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.
41. When is a theater clumsy on a field trip?….When the curtain falls.
42. How was that Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)!
43. Why did the boy throw the butter out the window of the bus on the field trip?… to see a butterfly!
45. What do you call a fish with two knees?….A two nee fish!
46. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?….Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bay gulls (bagels)!
47. Why was the annoying exterminator fired?….Because he bugged his boss.
48. How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?…It was a fish tank!
49. Why was the book in the hospital?…Because it hurt his spine.
50. What did the leaves name their sons?…Russell.
51. Why did the man throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.
52. What is a rapper’s favorite toy?…a yo – YO!
53. What is the loudest state?… ILL-I-NOISE
54. Knock knock…who’s there?…little boy…little boy who?…little boy who can’t reach the doorbell!
55. Have you heard of the singing group the three dwarves?…Probably not. They are not that big.
56. What has  wheels and flies?…a garbage truck!
57. Where do cows go on dates?…MOOOOvies
58. Why was the trashcan sad?…He / she was dumped.
59. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!
60. Why did the boy stare at the automobile’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.
61. Why do birds fly south in the winter?…Because it’s too far to walk!
62. What is a snake’s favorite class?…Hissss-tory!
63. What do you call a cow with no feet?…Ground beef!
64. What did the bottle of dressing say to the person who opened the refrigerator door?…“SHUT THE DOOR!” I’m dressing!
65. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?…Dam!
66. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…RRRRR
67. What room is a dead man most afraid of?…The living room!
68. Why was the strawberry sad?…His mother got into a JAM!
69. What do you call cheese that is not yours?…NACHO cheese!
70. When is the best time to go to the dentist?…2:30 (Tooth Hurty)!
71. What did one cannibal say to other after eating a clown?…Hey! Does this taste FUNNY to you?
72. What did one lamp say to the other lamp?…Hey! You turn me on!
73. Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?…The wedding ceremony wasn’t too good, but the reception was great!
74. What did the man say when he walked into the bar?…Ouch!
75. Why is a traffic light red?…You would be red too if you were changing in front of people all day.