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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the world’s best field trip jokes!
- Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid…. he already had super vision.
- Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?… To the mewseum.
- What kind of snack do you have during a field trip to a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream).
- Did you hear about the canine school that took a field trip to the flea circus?… They stole the show!
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at the field trip?… Probably not, he is still sleeping.
- How do small children travel to field trips?… In mini-vans!
- What type of donut pilot’s do you take to a field trip to the Wright Brothers National Park?… A plain (plane) donut!
- Did you hear the field trip joke about the cookie?… It is crummy.
- Where do actors go on field trips to?… The Hollywoods!
- What do the robot have for a snack on the field trip?… Computer chips!
- What is a rapper’s favorite toy to bring on a field trip?…a yo – YO!
- What state has the loudest field trips?… ILL-I-NOISE!
- Where do cows go on field trips?…MOOOOvies
- What type of bear can you bring on a school field trip?…a Gummy bear!
- Why did the cookie cry on the field trip?…He was feeling crumby.
- Why did the computer miss the field trip?…It had a virus.
- What is a snake’s favorite type of field trip?…Hissss-tory!
- What kind of pants do ghosts wear on a field trip?…Boo jeans!
- What do prisoners use to call each other?…Cell phones.
- My class went on a field trip to a farm and had from a pampered cow?… It was spoiled milk.
- What dog keeps the best time on a field trip?…A watchdog.
- What did the dentist give to the marching band before they went on the band field trip?…A TUBA toothpaste.
- Why does the pirate wear camouflage underwear on the field trip?… To hide his booty!
- Did I tell you the joke about the Art Museum ceiling on our field trip?…Oh forget it. It’s over your head.
- On the field trip to the art museum, what did the picture say to the wall?… I was framed!
- Why didn’t the skeleton go on the field trip?…He had NO BODY to go with.
- What did the ocean say to students on the Whale Watching field trip?…Nothing. He waved.
- Two wrongs don’t make a right. But what do two WRIGHTS make?…A plane (Orville and Wilbur WRIGHT)!
- What does a skeleton order at the snack bar on the field trip?…A coke and a mop.
- What is a witch’s type of field trip?… Going to a spelling bee.
- Did you hear about the student who lost his left arm and leg in a field trip bus crash?… He’s all right now.
- Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools!
- What is a robot’s favorite snack on a field trip? … Computer chips!
- What is a frog’s favorite drink on a field trip? … “croak – a – cola”
- If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring? … Pilgrims
- What kind of witch bring on the field trip for lunch? … a SAND witch (sandwich)!
- What do you call a bird that is sad to be going on a field trip? … A Blue Bird!
- What do you call a fish with no I’s at the aquarium? … A Fssssssh!
- Why did the boy stare at the school bus’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.
- When is a theater clumsy on a field trip?….When the curtain falls.
- How was that Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)!
- Why did the boy throw the butter out the window of the bus on the field trip?… to see a butterfly!
- What do you call a fish with two knees?….A two nee fish!
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea?….Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bay gulls (bagels)!
- Why was the annoying exterminator fired?….Because he bugged his boss.
- How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?…It was a fish tank!
- Why was the book in the hospital?…Because it hurt his spine.
- What did the leaves name their sons?…Russell.
- Why did the man throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.
- What is a rapper’s favorite toy?…a yo – YO!
- What is the loudest state?… ILL-I-NOISE
- Knock knock…who’s there?…little boy…little boy who?…little boy who can’t reach the doorbell!
- Have you heard of the singing group the three dwarves?…Probably not. They are not that big.
- What has wheels and flies?…a garbage truck!
- Where do cows go on dates?…MOOOOvies
- Why was the trashcan sad?…He / she was dumped.
- Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!
- Why did the boy stare at the automobile’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.
- Why do birds fly south in the winter?…Because it’s too far to walk!
- What is a snake’s favorite class?…Hissss-tory!
- What do you call a cow with no feet?…Ground beef!
- What did the bottle of dressing say to the person who opened the refrigerator door?…“SHUT THE DOOR!” I’m dressing!
- What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?…Dam!
- What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…RRRRR
- What room is a dead man most afraid of?…The living room!
- Why was the strawberry sad?…His mother got into a JAM!
- What do you call cheese that is not yours?…NACHO cheese!
- When is the best time to go to the dentist?…2:30 (Tooth Hurty)!
- What did one cannibal say to other after eating a clown?…Hey! Does this taste FUNNY to you?
- What did one lamp say to the other lamp?…Hey! You turn me on!
- Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?…The wedding ceremony wasn’t too good, but the reception was great!
- What did the man say when he walked into the bar?…Ouch!
- Why is a traffic light red?…You would be red too if you were changing in front of people all day.