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- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best endangered species jokes.
- All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- Tree Jokes: What do you call it when an environmentalist cuts down an endangered tree?… Treeson.
- Did you hear about the guy who fell into the endangered Mollusk exhibit?… An aquarium employee ran up to the railing and shouted “I’ll go get help, don’t move a mussel!
- Eggs have recently been added to the endangered species list… Due to excessive poaching.
- People who eat endangered birds, will die lonely… and full of egret.
- Why are pandas endangered?… Because bamboo shoots.
- Endangered Species Jokes:
- Why are some species of cat always endangered?… Because cheetahs never prosper.
- Last night, I had dinner at one of those illicit restaurants where you can dine on endangered species… I left there full of egret.
- And then there was the male spotted owl who told his wife, “What do you mean you have a headache? We’re an endangered species!”
- Why are frogs on the endangered species list? Because they croak a lot!
- It’s no wonder falcons are an endangered species… They’ve got an extreme choking problem.
- Snow leopards are no longer endangered… They’re extinct.
- Good News: The Giant Panda is no longer considered ‘Endangered’. Bad News: It’s now considered ‘Extinct’.
- Blue lives matter There’s only 100 smurfs, their an endangered species.