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- May 1st May Day Jokes: Did you hear Ted Danson AKA Sam “May Day” Malone is the spokesperson for May Day?
- May 1st, 2026 National School Principals’ Day: Principal Jokes: Dad Jokes: Son: Dad. Tomorrow is a small get-together at school. Dad: Small gathering? How small is it? Son: Only me…you…and the principal.
- May 1st, 2026 Flower Moon Jokes: Kentucky Derby Jokes: It makes sense for the Flower Moon to be on the same weekend as the Kentucky Derby… It is the “Run for the Roses.”
- May 1st, 2026 Full Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.”
- May 2nd, 2026: Kentucky Derby Jokes The Kentucky Derby is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
- Pilgrim Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
- May 4th: May the 4th Be With You What a great week! May is the best month! May 2nd is the Kentucky Derby. May the Fourth is Star Wars Day…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Sixth! All in the 1st week!
- May 5th: Cinco De Mayo Jokes I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco De Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
- May 5th: Revenge of the Fifth: How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?… Since the Sith Grade.
- Top 10 May Jokes It’s funny how Cinco de Mayo always seems to fall on May 5.
- 101 Principal Jokes: I asked my elementary principal when her birthday was and she said March 1st… I have been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me.
- Nurses Week May 6th – 12th 2006:
Nursing Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” - Why do nurses go to art school?… In case they have to draw blood.
- Kentucky Jokes: I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.”
- May 10th Mother’s Day Jokes: What did the digital clock say to its mother?… “Look, Ma! No hands!”
- Massachusetts Jokes: What is the Pope’s state in America?… “Mass”achusetts.
- Pope Jokes: What is the Pope’s favorite college in America?… “Mass” Maritime.
- Pope Jokes: Pope Leo XIV is a Chicago Cubs fan… He hates the Cardinals.
- Mailman Jokes: What did the envelope say to the stamp?… Stick with me, and we’ll go places!
- May 15th Endangered Species Day: All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- May 15th Chocolate Chip Day: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds.
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best May jokes.
- Saturday, May 17th, 2026 Preakness Stakes Jokes: In honor of the Preakness Stakes: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
- 2025 Preakness Stakes Jokes: Who is a an English teacher’s favorite race horse of all time?… Journalism.
- What’s Up Norm? Top 10 Lines From Norm Peterson: Coach:”What’s shaking, Norm?” Norm: “All four cheeks and a couple of chins.”
- Lacrosse Jokes: Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the playground?… To get to the other slide.
- Navy Jokes: Navy captain: “Change your course, 10 degrees W” Seaman 1st Class: “Change yours 10 degrees E” Navy captain annoyed: “I’m a Navy captain. Change your course.” Seaman 1st Class: “You must change your course, sir.” Navy captain: “I’m an aircraft carrier..” Seaman 1st Class: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
- World Turtle Day: Turtle Jokes What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck
- Jokes for the Last Day of School: School Sign on the Last Day of School: Dear Parents, Tag your it! Love the Teachers.
- Lacrosse Jokes: Maryland Jokes: You’re from Maryland?… Please tell me all you know about lacrosse and crabs.
- Indy 500 Jokes: What don’t Indianapolis 500 drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
- May 25th, 2026 Memorial Day Jokes: A nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about Memorial Day Weekend. “We live in a great country. We should be happy that we are all free.” A little boy came walking up to her. He stood with his hands on his hips & said. . . .“I’m not free. I’m 4.”
- High School Graduation Jokes: High School Graduation: where the tassel was worth the hassle!
- Army Jokes: A recruiter asks an octopus if he wants to join the Army… The octopus says no thanks I’m army enough as it is.
- Graduation Jokes: Duke Basketball Jokes: Duke graduates have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC graduates have trouble spelling “Smith.” (North Carolina Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
- Prom Jokes: What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste!