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- April 1st: April Fool’s Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
- April 2nd National Walking Day: Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.”
- Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Why did the police officer go to the Opening Day baseball game?… Someone stole second base!
- Final Four Jokes: Duke Basketball Jokes: Cooper Flagg is the Maine attraction of 2025 March Madness.
- April 5th: National Burrito Day Jokes: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
- Final Four Jokes: All the #1 seeds advance to the Final Four in 2025…. that is ONEderful. (#1 Duke, #1 Florida, #1 Houston, #1 Auburn)
- What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
- Masters Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played.
- Masters Jokes: “If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.” Gary Player
- Masters Jokes: What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course.
- April 11th: National Pet Day Jokes: How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied!
- April 12th National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day:
- Masters Jokes: What is the #1 hole to have a cup of tea in golf?… Tea Olive, Hole #1 at Augusta National Golf Course.
- 2025 Masters Tournament Jokes:
- April 15th: One Boston Day: Boston Jokes: Do you know what would be a great theme song for One Boston Day?… ONE by U2. Boston loves U2 and U2 loves Boston
- Massachusetts Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims.
- Texas Jokes: Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’
- April 18th The Masters is sometimes falls on Good Friday… The most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner. April 18th: Anniversary Jokes
- Good Friday Jokes: TGIF….Thank God It’s Good Friday…..Please Do.
- April 20th: Easter Jokes: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
- April 21st: Patriots’ Day Jokes: What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory
- April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes: What makes the Earth so great?… It’s well-rounded.
- Boston Marathon Jokes: 2025 Boston Marathon: Kenya believe Sharon Lokedi won her 1st Boston Marathon AND broke the course record by 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
- What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.”
- Arbor Day Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Pirate Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up!
- What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
- Massachusetts Jokes: If you’re wicked smaht… You go to Harvard!
- Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
- April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in.
- Florida Jokes: Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys.
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
- Top 10 March Madness Jokes: My bracket is less “March Madness” and more “March Sadness.”
- April 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Top Cereal Day Jokes)
- Prom Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… He had no body to go with.
- When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (Top Spring Jokes)
- Can February March? … No, but April May!