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1. April 1st: April Fool’s Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
   • April 1st, 2026 National Walking Day: Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.”
   • April 1st, 2026 Top 10 Artemis II Jokes: What did Artemis II crew say when no one laughed at their take-off jokes?… “I guess you had to be there.”
   • April 1st Pink Moon: Who would be the #1 spokesperson for the Pink Moon?… Pink!
   • Moon Jokes: Astronaut Jokes: What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes?… “I guess you had to be there.”
2. April 2nd, 2026: National Burrito Day Jokes: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
3. April 3rd, 2026 Good Friday Jokes: TGIF….Thank God It’s Good Friday…..Please Do.   
   • Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Why did the police officer go to the Opening Day baseball game?… Someone stole second base!
   • Women’s College Basketball Final Four Jokes
     • UConn Women’s Basketball Jokes: The final “Paige” in the Bueckers Book, a UConn legend’s story, is a National Championship.
     • UCLA Women’s Basketball Jokes:
     • University of South Carolina Women’s Basketball Jokes: 2026 Final Four: UConn’t go undefeated if you have to face South Carolina in the Final Four. UConn finished the season 38 – 1 with a loss to South Carolina in the Final Four.
     • University of Texas Women’s Basketball Jokes:
4. 2026 Final Four Jokes:
   • East Regional #2 UConn Basketball Jokes Even if you did not make a 3-pointer all night… UConn Do It, Braylon Mullin. UConn make the game winner from way downtown with 0.4 seconds left.
   • West Regional #1 Arizona Basketball Jokes Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe how loud the U OF A chants were?
   • Midwest Regional #1 Michigan Basketball Jokes Timeout… you want a Michigan basketball joke?
   • South Regional: #3 Illinois Basketball Jokes What state has the loudest March Madness fans?… Ill – i – NOISE!
5. April 5th: Easter Jokes: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. 
6. Women’s March Madness Jokes:
   • South Carolina Women’s Basketball Jokes: 2026 Final Four: UConn’t go undefeated if you have to face South Carolina in the Final Four. UConn finished the season 38 – 1 with a loss to South Carolina in the Final Four.
   • UCLA Women’s Basketball Jokes:
7. Final Four Jokes: What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian
   • Top 10 Michigan Basketball Jokes: The Most Outstanding Player choice was clear… Elliot Cadeau makes Michigan go.
8. Pilgrim Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
9. Top 10 Masters Jokes “If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.” Gary Player
10. April 10th, 2026 Top 10 Artemis II Jokes: The crew of the Artemis II had a candy bar snack on the dark side of the moon… It was a Milky Way DARK?
11. Top 10 Masters Jokes Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. 
12. April 11th: Top 10 Masters Jokes 
    • National Pet Day Jokes: How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! 
13. April 12th Top 10 Masters Jokes 
    • National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day: The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: What type of cheese do basketball players use to make a grilled cheese sandwich?… Swiss!!!
14. Masters Jokes: What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course. 
    • April 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. 
    • Friday the 13th Jokes for April: What happens if Good Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… I guess it is a real battle between good and evil.
    • April 3rd, 2026 Good Friday Jokes:
15. April 15th: One Boston Day: U2 Jokes & Boston Jokes: Do you know what would be a great theme song for One Boston Day?… ONE by U2. Boston loves U2 and U2 loves Boston.
16. Camping Jokes: Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired?… Because they just finished a March! 
17. Boston Marathon Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you believe in 2026 it will be the 130th Boston Marathon.
18. April 18th: Anniversary Jokes
19. April 19th, 1775: Patriots’ Day Jokes: The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere… an absolute night mare for the British!
20. April 20th: Top 10 Boston Marathon Jokes: What is the #1 marathon for cardiologists?… The Boston Marathon. They love Heartbreak Hill.
21. April 19th – 25th: National Library Week | ALA: Pi Day Jokes: After years and years of rumors, pi finally announced that it was going to write a book about its own life. This was going to be its auto-pi-ography! 
    • Book Jokes
22. April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes: What makes the Earth so great?… It’s well-rounded.
23. April 23rd, 2026: World Book Night Book Jokes: 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What’s black and white and read all over?… The Cat in the Hat.
24. April 24th, 2026 Arbor Day Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! 
    • April 24th, 2026 Right Whale Day: Whale Jokes: What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish!
25. April 25th, 2026 World Penguin Day: World Geography Jokes: What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica!
26. Boston Marathon Jokes: 2025 Boston Marathon: Kenya believe Sharon Lokedi won her 1st Boston Marathon AND broke the course record by 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
27. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.”
28. April 28th, 1788 Maryland Jokes:You’re from Maryland?… Please tell me all you know about lacrosse and crabs.
29. Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
30. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers!
31. Prom Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… He had no body to go with. 
32. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! 
33. Texas Jokes: Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’ 
34. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
35. Massachusetts Jokes: If you’re wicked smaht… You go to Harvard!
36. Florida Jokes: Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys.
37. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! 
38. Top 10 March Madness Jokes: My bracket is less “March Madness” and more “March Sadness.”
39. Can February March? … No, but April May!