Kentucky Derby Jokes

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• May 3rd, 2025 Kentucky Derby Jokes
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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Kentucky Derby jokes.
2. The Kentucky Derby is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
3. Geometry Jokes: What is a geometry teacher’s favorite part of the Kentucky Derby?… The Winner’s Circle.
4. The Kentucky Derby is on May the Fourth: May the horse be with you.
5. What sporting event does the British Royal Family always follow?… The Triple Crown.
6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you buy me a hat for the Kentucky Derby?
7. How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
8. What did one horse Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
9. My wife & I got married on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. I remember it because I was considering betting my life’s savings on this one Filly. … I also considered putting money on the Derby!
10. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet.
11. Are you watching the Kentucky Derby?… Yay or neigh?
12. What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?… Why the long face?
13. Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top 50 State Jokes)
14. What kind of bread does a Kentucky Derby horse eat?… Thoroughbred
15. When do vampires like the Kentucky Derby?… When it’s neck and neck. (Top Halloween Jokes)
16. Where do Kentucky Derby horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy!
17. Where do horses go when they’re sick?… The horsepital!
18. What do you call a well balanced Kentucky Derby horse?… Stable.
19. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet.
20. What did the Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
21. What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?”(Top K – 12 Jokes for Teachers)
22. What do Kentucky Derby horses eat?… Fast Food.
23. Why are most Kentucky Derby horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
24. How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?… Start with a large fortune.
25. What do you call a scary Kentucky erby horse?… A nightmare!
26. What type of a computer does a Kentucky Derby horse like to eat?… A Macintosh
27. How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?… His horse’s name was Friday!
28. Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?… She always said Neigh.
29. What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?… A tale of WHOA!
30. What did the momma say to the foal?… Its pasture your bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
31. What did the waiter say to the horse?… I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.
32. What’s the quickest way to mail a little horse?… Use the Pony Express.
33. What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz.
34. Where do you put 2 horses that just broken up?…In the pasture.
35. What kind of horses go out after dusk?… Nightmares!
36. What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?… A nightmare!
37. What kind of horses go out after dusk?… Nightmares!
38. What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?… A nightmare!
39. What do you call a horse that lives next door?… A neigh-bor!
40. What is a young Colts favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Top Tennis Jokes)
41. What do you call a noisy horse?… A herd animal.
42. How do you get a horse drunk?… Drink him under the stable.
43. What do you ask a sad horse?… “Why the long face?”
44. What do you call a baby donkey?… A burrito!
45. What did the mare tell her filly after dinner?… Clear the Stable.
46. Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?… Because it had bad stable manners!
47. How does a cowboy get a stallion to do odd jobs around the farm?… Pay him under the stable.
48. What is black and white and eats like a horse?… A zebra.
49. Why was the horse naked?… Because the jockey fell off.
50. How does a winning jockey communicate with his horse?… He lays his cards on the stable.
51. What do you call 144 horses in a box?…Gross!