Summer Solstice Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Summer Solstice jokes.
  2. Which rapper is the coolest on the Summer Solstice?… Iced t.
  3. Well, today is gonna be a long day…… What with the summer solstice and all…..
  4. Summer Solstice: The one day you can say “It’s going to be a long day” and no one can tell you you’re wrong.
  5. What’s a Summer Solstice’s favorite dessert?… A sundae, of course!
  6. The international spokesperson for the Summer Solstice… Phillipe Phloppe. (Summer Ambassador from France)
  7. Psychology Jokes: What do you call a snowman who loves the Summer Solstice?… A melt-down waiting to happen!
  8. Why doesn’t the Summer Solstice ever worry?…. Because they know everything comes full circle!
  9. Where do sharks celebrate the Summer Solstice?… Finland!
  10. Why was the Summer Solstice so confident?… Because it had the longest day to shine!
  11. Summer Solstice Jokes: The unofficial song of the Summer Solstice… ‘You light up my life!’ by Debbie Boone.
  12. What do you call a dog on the beach on the Summer Solstice?… A hot dog!
  13. How do you know the sun is feeling cheerful on the Summer Solstice?… It’s beaming all day!
  14. Why do people love the Summer Solstice?… Because it is so enlightening!
  15. What do you call the longest day of the year?… A sun-sational occasion!
  16. What did the Summer Solstice say to the equinox?… “You’re just not as extreme as me!”
  17. What did the Earth say to the sun on the Summer Solstice?… “You’re really pushing my limits!”
  18. What do you call a Summer Solstice party that lasts all night?… A sun-stoppable celebration!
  19. Why don’t summer solstice parties ever get cold?… Because they’re always hot! It is June 20th!
  20. What do you call a party on the summer solstice?… A solar celebration!
  21. Music Jokes: Why do summer solstice parties always end on a high note?… Because everyone’s in a light-hearted mood!
  22. Why did the sun go to school?… To get a little brighter for the Summer Solstice!
  23. What do you call a snowman on the Summer Solstice?… A puddle!
  24. I’m not saying I’m obsessed with the Summer Solstice… but I’ve got a calendar just for it!
  25. Why was the Summer Solstice always invited to parties?… Because it knows how to bring the light!
  26. Music Jokes: What did one solstice say to the other?… ‘You light up my life!’
  27. How do you organize a Summer Solstice party?… You planet!
  28. How do you know the Summer Solstice is the best at hide and seek?… It always takes the longest time to be found!
  29. What did the Summer Solstice say to the Winter Solstice?… “You’re just too cold for me!”
  30. Why was the Summer Solstice so popular?… Because it was the longest and the most fun!
  31. Why did everyone love the Summer Solstice?… It was a day full of ‘light’ hearted fun!
  32. I’m so glad it’s the Summer Solstice… now we can finally have a long day of fun!
  33. June Jokes for Teachers: Why did the sun go to school on the solstice?… To get a little brighter!
  34. I’m just here for the long nights and cozy lights… Summer Solstice vibes only!
  35. What did the calendar say on the Summer Solstice?… “It’s time to turn up the heat!”
  36. Why did the sun refuse to go to bed on the Summer Solstice?… Because it wanted to stay bright all night!
  37. Labor Day Jokes: Why did the Summer Solstice get promoted?… Because it was at its peak performance!
  38. What do you call a cozy gathering on the Summer Solstice?… A warm-up party!
  39. Heat Wave Jokes: Why did the beach break up with the sun?… It couldn’t handle the heat!
  40. How do you know the solstice is here?… When everything starts to light up!
  41. Why was the Summer Solstice always relaxed?… Because it had all day to unwind!
  42. Why did the Summer Solstice bring sunglasses?… Because it knew it would be the star of the day!
  43. Why do sunflowers love the summer solstice?… Because they’re the sun’s biggest fans!
  44. Why does the Summer Solstice love drama?… Because it thrives on extremes!
  45. Music Jokes: I told my friends I was having a solstice party, but they thought I said ‘soulstice’—now we’re all grooving!
  46. What do you call a snowman at the beach on the Summer Solstice?… A chillin’ fellow!
  47. How does the Summer Solstice stay cool?… It keeps its rays in check!
  48. Why did the sun bring a ladder to the Summer Solstice party?… To reach new heights of fun!
  49. Why do the Summer Solstices make great storytellers?… Because they always bring things to light!
  50. What did the Summer Solstice say to the Winter Solstice?… “You’re looking a little shady!”
  51. Why do suns never get tired on the Summer Solstice, the longest day?… Because they’re always shining bright!
  52. What do you call a sun that refuses to set on the Summer Solstice?… A real overachiever!
  53. How does the sun stay cool during the Summer Solstice?… It takes a little shade!
  54. Music Jokes: What’s a Summer Solstice’s favorite type of music?… Anything with bright, sunny vibes!
  55. What did one sunbeam say to the other?… You’re radiating good vibes!
  56. What do you call a sun that tells jokes?… A punny ray!
  57. Why did the moon bring a suitcase to the Summer Solstice?… It was ready for a phases of fun!
  58. Why don’t scientists trust atoms during the Summer Solstice?… Because they make up everything, including daylight savings!
  59. Why did the Winter Solstice break up with Summer?… Too many hot-headed arguments!
  60. Music Jokes: What’s a sun’s favorite type of music?… Solar-powered rock!
  61. Why didn’t the Summer Solstice ever feel lost?… Because it always know its place in the universe!
  62. Why does the Summer Solstice always win debates?… Because it make the most compelling points!
  63. Why does the Summer Solstice always get invited to festivals?… Because it bring the most light to the party!
  64. Why did the ice cream get invited to the Summer Solstice party?… Because it always brings the sweet treats!
  65. Why doesn’t the Summer Solstice need a clock?… Because it already mark time perfectly!
  66. Music Jokes: What do you call a sun that can sing?… A hot vocalist!
  67. What’s the Summer Solstice’s favorite exercise?… Sun salutations!
  68. Feeling festive?… Let’s get lit like a Summer Solstice bonfire!
  69. What do you get when you cross winter with summer during the solstice?… A flurry of fun!
  70. Why do trees love the solstice?… Because they get to leaf their worries behind!
  71. Why did the tomato turn red during the solstice?… It saw the sun and felt ripe for fun!
  72. How does the sun stay in shape?… It always does a little solar stretching!
  73. Why do solstices never get lost?… Because they always follow the sun!
  74. What did the Summer Solstice sun say to the moon?… “I’ll outshine you today!”
  75. What’s a Summer Solstice’s favorite holiday?… The one that’s the longest in celebration!
  76. Why did the Summer Solstice bring sunscreen?… Because it knew it would be out all day!
  77. How does the Summer Solstice remind everyone to shine?… By setting the best example!
  78. Why does the Summer Solstice make great friends?… Because it always brighten your dreams
  79. What’s a sun’s favorite type of exercise?… Solar stretches!
  81. Why did the sun go to the doctor?… It was feeling a little sun-der the weather!
  82. What did one sunbeam say to the other?… “You brighten my day!”
  83. What did the beach say to the sun?… “You’re the reason I shine!”
  84. How does the sun keep its cool?… With a little shade and a lot of rays!
  85. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland!
  86. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer!
  87. Which rapper is the coolest in the summer?… Iced t.
  88. When do you go at red & stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon.
  89. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m #bacon!
  90. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel.
  91. Which letter is the coolest in the #summer?… Iced t. #SummerSolstice #BIG3Basketball 
  92. What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUNDAY!
  93. What does the sun drink out of?… Sunglasses.
  94. It’s a dark day in America today. Literally. It’s the winter solstice.
  95. I’m going to a solstice party at my in-laws… It’s going to be a long night.
  96. A man walks into a bar after the summer solstice and orders 3 shots. The bartender asks, “Is everything alright?” The man sighs and says, “It’s been a long day.”
  97. What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long tide no sea.
  98. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska.  Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. #teaching
  99. What do you call Salem witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches!
  100. The Cape Cod resort we visited last #summer was so boring that 1 day the tide went out & never came back.  
  101. What did the sun say to the clouds?… I’m feeling a little overcast today!
  102. Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright! 
  103. What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?… A hot dog!
  104. Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK!  #summer
  105. First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years! #summer
  106. What’s that new #summer #pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR! 
  107. What do #whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish!
  108. What do you call a solstice party that lasts all night?… A sun-stoppable celebration!
  109. A Summer book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles.
  110. Why can’t NBA#basketball players go on #summer vacation?… They’d get called for #traveling!
  111. Best #SummerVacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on #Vacation” by Moe Tell. s
  112. What does a shark eat for dinner?… #Fish & #ships!
  113. Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark!
  114. Why does the solstices make great storytellers?… Because they always bring things to light!
  115. How do #bees get to #summerschool?… By school buzz!
  116. What do #sheep do on sunny #summer days?… Have a baa-baa-cue.
  117. How do you prevent a #Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! 
  118. Why did the robot go on #summer vacation?… He needed to recharge his batteries.  
  119. Why don’t #mummies go on #summer #vacation?… They’re afraid to relax & unwind! 
  120. Where did the sheep go on #vacation?… The Baa-hamas! 
  121. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish. 
  122. What do you call a @Petco cat at the beach in the #summer?…. Sandy claws. 
  123. Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one. 
  124. Why are gulls named seagulls?… If they were by the bay, they’d be #bagels! 
  125. Why do fish swim in salt water?… Because pepper makes them sneeze! 
  126. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. 
  127. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels.
  128. What vacation destination makes a @Petco bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands!  @CanaryIslandsEN @enjoycanaryisla 
  129. What do you call a fish with no eyes?… A fsh. 
  130. What did the bread do on #summer vacation?… It loafed around. 
  131. Where did Tarzan go on #summer vacation?… #Hollywood and Vine.  
  132. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet.  #geography #sschat
  133. What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams.  
  134. What race is never run?… A #swimming race.  #summer
  135. What does a bee do when it is hot?… He takes off his yellow jacket. 
  136. What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. 
  137. How do you prevent a #Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! 
  138. What did the ocean say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved.  #summer
  139. What do frogs like to drink on a hot #summer day?… Croak-o-cola. 
  140. First @petco dog: Where do fleas go for #summer vacation? Second dog: Search me!   
  141. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great #fall?… To make up for his miserable summer.  
  142. How do teddy bears keep their den cool in #summer?… They use bear conditioning! 
  143. What’s black and white & red all over?… A sunburned zebra.   
  144. What do you call a snowman in #July?… A puddle. 
  145. How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a @Chiquita banana. 
  146. What do you call a @NEAQ penguin in the desert?… Lost. 
  147. Why did the @petco dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog.#FenwayFranks
  148. What did the ocean say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved.
  149. What do you call six weeks of rain in #Scotland?… #Summer!  
  150. What do cows wear in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. 
  151. Why did the man love his barbecue?… Because it was the grill of his dreams. 
  152. Where do cows go on their #summervacation?… Moo York. 
  153. Where do eggs go on #summer #vacation?… New Yolk City! 
  154. Where do goldfish go on #summer #vacation?… Around the globe! 
  155. Where do ants go for #summer #vacation?… Frants 
  156. #Italy got #Hungary, Ate #Turkey, Slipped on #Greece, Broke #China, Went shopping in #Iceland, Got eaten by #Wales!  
  157. I just flew back from my holiday in #Spain…. I bet your arms are tired. 
  158. What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut on vacation! 
  159. A Summer book never written: “Vacations Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles. 
  160. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his vacation?… Because he already had a trunk! 
  161. How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini. 
  162. What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! 
  163. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland!
  164. What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes)
  165. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon.
  166. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon!
  167. Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel.
  168. Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t.
  169. What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day!
  170. What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses.
  171. What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Top Geography Jokes)
  172. The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
  173. Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers)
  174. What do you call a french guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (French Teachers are Great Tutors!)
  175. Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK!
  176. What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Top Massachusetts Jokes)
  177. What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR!
  178. What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish!
  179. Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?… They’d get called for traveling! (Top Basketball Jokes)
  180. What does a shark eat for dinner?… Fish and ships!
  181. Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark!
  182. How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?… They use bear conditioning!How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz! (180 School Jokes)
  183. Why do solstices love drama?… Because they thrive on extremes!
  184. How does the Winter Solstice cheer up?… By thinking about brighter days ahead!
  185. Why do solstices always win debates? Because they make the most compelling points!
  186. How do you organize a Winter Solstice party?… You planet!
  187. Why did the Winter Solstice break up with Summer?… Too many hot-headed arguments!
  188. What’s a snowman’s favorite type of music during the Winter Solstice?… Chill-out tunes!
  189. Why was the Winter Solstice always invited to parties?… Because it knows how to bring the light!
  190. What do you call a cozy gathering on the Winter Solstice?… A warm-up party!
  191. I’m not saying I’m obsessed with the Winter Solstice… but I’ve got a calendar just for it!
  192. Why did the tree get excited for the Winter Solstice?… It couldn’t wait for its ‘leaf’ of absence!
  193. What’s Santa’s favorite part of the solstice? The ‘ho-ho-holiday’ cheer!
  194. Why did everyone love the Winter Solstice?… It was a day full of ‘light’ hearted fun!
  195. What do you get when you cross winter with summer during the solstice?… A flurry of fun!
  196. Why was everyone so happy at the Winter Solstice celebration?… Because they finally found their ‘light’ in the dark!
  197. What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe.
  198. What’s a snowman’s favorite time of year?… The frosty solstice!
  199. Why did the solstice break up with winter?… It found someone who was warmer!
  200. How do you cheer up the Winter Solstice?… With some frosty puns!
  201. Why did the moon bring a suitcase to the Winter Solstice?… It was ready for a phases of fun!
  202. How do Winter Solstice celebrations stay cool?… They chill out!
  203. Why did the ice cream get invited to the Winter Solstice party?… Because it always brings the sweet treats!
  204. Why was everyone so happy at the Winter Solstice celebration?… Because they finally found their ‘light’ in the dark!
  205. Why did the moon bring a suitcase to the Winter Solstice?… It was ready for a phases of fun!
  206. Why don’t solstices need clocks?… Because they already mark time perfectly!
  207. Why don’t Winter solstices need clocks?… Because they already mark time perfectly!
  208. What did the Winter Solstice sun say to the moon?… “I’ll outshine you today!”
  209. Why did the winter solstice refuse to argue?… It knew it didn’t have much daylight to waste!
  210. Why do solstices always get invited to festivals?… Because they bring the most light to the party!
  211. Why don’t solstices ever worry?…. Because they know everything comes full circle!
  212. Why don’t Winter Solstices ever worry?…. Because they know everything comes full circle!
  213. What’s a solstice’s favorite holiday? The one that’s the longest in celebration!
  214. What’s a winter solstice’s favorite holiday? The one that’s the longest in celebration!
  215. Why do solstices make great friends? Because they always brighten your dreams
  216. Why do winter solstices make great friends? Because they always brighten your dreams

 

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