Lacrosse Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best lacrosse jokes.
2. Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?… To get to the other slide.
3. Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the playground?… To get to the other slide.
4. Maryland Jokes: You’re from Maryland?… Please tell me all you know about lacrosse and crabs.
5. The 1st time I ever played lacrosse it was fairly stressful… every time after that was fairly re-laxing.
6. What lacrosse player is royalty?… The Drip King.
7. What do you call a fish who plays lacrosse?… A lox bro.
8. What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
9. Why couldn’t anyone see the lacrosse ball?… The defense cleared it.
10. What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!” 
11. What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog!
12. How did the lacrosse player cross the road?… He used lacrosse walk!
13. Where do attacks go to dance?… Lacrosse balls.
14. What do lacrosse players drink?… PenalTea!
15. How do we know that #lacrosse officials are happy?…. Because they whistle while they work.
16. What is a ghost’s favorite position in lacrosse?… Ghoul keeper.
17. Why would you want to marry a lacrosse goalie?… Because he (or she) is a real keeper!
18. Did you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow?… It was rather humerus.
19. Why did the lacrosse player visit the bank?… He wanted to give out more checks.
20. Why did the lacrosse player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball.
21. Knock – knock… Who’s there?… Uriah…Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball.
22. Why did the company hire a #lacrosse player?… They needed help cutting corners.
23. How are defensive lacrosse players like a car?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
24. How are #lacrosse players like Pilgrims?… They both look to settle.
25. How are defensive lacrosse players like a bike?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
26. Why was DarthVader bad at lacrosse?… He always choked.
27. How are defensive lacrosse players like a skateboard?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
28. How are defensive lacrosse players like an Indianapolis 500 car?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
29. What lacrosse player does the Royal family love?… The Drip King,
30. What’d you get if you crossed a #lacrosse goalie & the Invisible Man? Goaltending like no one has ever seen.
31. What do lacrosse #players call the first meal of the day?… Fast break.
32. How does a lacrosse player deliver his messages?… By Air Mail.
33. What do a dentist and a lacrosse coach have in common?… They both use drills!
34. How are defensive lacrosse players like a scooter?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
35. Why did the lacrosse player bring string to the game?… So she could tie the score.
36. What sport is the most religious?… Lacrosse.
37. Why was the magician the captain of the lacrosse team?… He was the best at hat tricks.
38. How are defensive lacrosse players like a unicycle?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
39. Why didn’t the lousy lacrosse team have a website?… They couldn’t string three W’s together.
40. What do you call a lacrosse player with a sharp stick?… Cutting edge.
41. Why did the lacrosse player’s clothes always look so wrinkled?… Too many crease violations.
42. Why couldn’t the #acrosse team lose a goal?… They always had a goal keeper.
43. Which animal is the best at lacrosse?… A score-pion.
44. Which lacrosse team has the coolest helmets?… The one with the most fans.
45. How are lacrosse players like immigrants?… They both look to settle.
46. Why is hotter after a lacrosse game?… All the fans have left.  #lax 
47. What do you call a nerd playing lacrosse?… A pocket protector.
48. Why are lacrosse players never on time?… Because they’re always cutting it close.
49. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about lacrosse?
50. If a lacrosse player no longer wants to date you… expect a fast break-up.
51. What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… A lacrosse coach.
52. You’re locked inside a car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course!  #lax
53. Why isn’t #lacrosse played in the jungle always fair?… Because of the cheetahs  #lax 
54. Where does a lacrosse player go when she needs a new uniform?… #NewJersey
55. Why was Cinderella such a bad #lacrosse player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
56. Why is a lacrosse field the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good lacrosse knock-knock joke?
58. What happens to #lacrosse players who go blind?… They become referees.  #lax 
59. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the girls lacrosse team?… Because she kept running away from the ball.
60. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good lacrosse knock knock jokes?
61. Why can’t you play lacrosse with pigs?… They hog the ball.
62. Why are scrambled eggs like a losing lacrosse team?… Because they’ve both been beaten
63. What kind of lacrosse team cries when it loses?… A bawl (ball) club.  #lax 
64. Two lacrosse teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has scored a goal. How can this be?… The teams were all women.
65. What time is it when a hockey team chases a lacrosse team?… Ten after nine. (9:10)
66. How are lacrosse players like pioneers?… They both look to settle.
67. What do lacrosse player like for candy?… A fast break.
68. Which lacrosse player has the biggest cleats?… The one with the biggest feet! 
69. What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend?… Homeless. 
70. How are defensive lacrosse players like a bus?… Midfielders are always told to ride them. 
71. Where do FOGOs go to dance?… Lacrosse balls. (Dance Jokes) 
72. Where do middies go to dance?… Lacrosse balls. (Dance Jokes) 
73. Where do long stikcs go to dance?… Lacrosse balls. (Dance Jokes)
74. The first time I ever played #lacrosse it was fairly stressful… every time after that was fairly re-laxing.
75. What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
76. What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
77. What would you get if you crossed a lacrosse goalie and the Invisible Man?… Goaltending like no one has ever seen.
78. Why was Cinderella such a bad lacrosse player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
79. Why is a lacrosse field the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
80. Where does a lacrosse player go when she needs a new uniform?… New Jersey 
81. What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog!
82. What is a ghost’s favorite position in lacrosse?… Ghoul keeper. 
83. Why isn’t lacrosse played in the jungle always fair?… Because of the cheetahs (cheaters).
84. How do we know that lacrosse officials are happy?…. Because they whistle while they work.
85. You are locked inside a car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course!
86. Why is hotter after a lacrosse game?… All the fans have left.
87. What kind of lacrosse team cries when it loses?… A bawl (ball) club.
88. Knock – knock… Who’s there?… Uriah…Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball.
89. Two lacrosse teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has scored a goal. How can this be?… The teams were all women.