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- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best lacrosse jokes.
- Maryland Jokes: You’re from Maryland?… Please tell me all you know about lacrosse and crabs.
- What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
- How did the lacrosse player cross the road to get to school?… He used lacrosse walk!
- The 1st time I ever played lacrosse it was fairly stressful… every time after that was fairly re-laxing.
- What do you call a fish who plays lacrosse?… A lox bro.
- Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the playground?… To get to the other slide.
- Groundhog Day Jokes: What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog!
- Indy 500 Jokes: How are defensive lacrosse players like an Indianapolis 500 car?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Uriah…Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball.
- What lacrosse player is royalty?… The Drip King.
- Where do attacks go to dance?… Lacrosse balls.
- Why did the lacrosse player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball.
- How did the lacrosse player cross the road?… He used lacrosse walk!
- Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?… To get to the other slide.
- Why couldn’t anyone see the lacrosse ball?… The defense cleared it.
- What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
- Why did the lacrosse player visit the bank?… He wanted to give out more checks.
- What is a ghost’s favorite position in lacrosse?… Ghoul keeper.
- How are defensive lacrosse players like an Indianapolis 500 car?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
- What sport is the most religious?… Lacrosse.
- What do lacrosse players call the first meal of the day?… Fast break.
- Why was Darth Vader bad at lacrosse?… He always choked.
- How are lacrosse players like Pilgrims?… They both look to settle.
- What do lacrosse players drink?… PenalTea!
- How do we know that lacrosse officials are happy?…. Because they whistle while they work.
- Why would you want to marry a lacrosse goalie?… Because he (or she) is a real keeper!
- Did you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow?… It was rather humerus.
- Indy 500 Jokes: You’re locked inside an Indianapolis 500 race car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course!
- How does a lacrosse player deliver his messages?… By Air Mail.
- Why did the company hire a lacrosse player?… They needed help cutting corners.
- How are defensive lacrosse players like a car?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
- How are defensive lacrosse players like a bike?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
- How are defensive lacrosse players like a skateboard?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
- What’d you get if you crossed a lacrosse goalie & the Invisible Man?… Goaltending like no one has ever seen.
- What do a dentist and a lacrosse coach have in common?… They both use drills!
- How are defensive lacrosse players like a scooter?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
- Why did the lacrosse player bring string to the game?… So she could tie the score.
- Why was the magician the captain of the lacrosse team?… He was the best at hat tricks.
- How are defensive lacrosse players like a unicycle?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
- Why didn’t the lousy lacrosse team have a website?… They couldn’t string three W’s together.
- What do you call a lacrosse player with a sharp stick?… Cutting edge.
- Why did the lacrosse player’s clothes always look so wrinkled?… Too many crease violations.
- Why couldn’t the lacrosse team lose a goal?… They always had a goal keeper.
- Which animal is the best at lacrosse?… A score-pion.
- Which lacrosse team has the coolest helmets?… The one with the most fans.
- How are lacrosse players like immigrants?… They both look to settle.
- Why is hotter after a lacrosse game?… All the fans have left.
- What do you call a nerd playing lacrosse?… A pocket protector.
- Why are lacrosse players never on time?… Because they’re always cutting it close.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about lacrosse?
- If a lacrosse player no longer wants to date you… expect a fast break-up.
- What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… A lacrosse coach.
- You’re locked inside a car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course! #lax
- Why isn’t #lacrosse played in the jungle always fair?… Because of the cheetahs #lax
- Where does a lacrosse player go when she needs a new uniform?… #NewJersey
- Why was Cinderella such a bad #lacrosse player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why is a lacrosse field the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good lacrosse knock-knock joke?
- What happens to #lacrosse players who go blind?… They become referees. #lax
- Why did Cinderella get kicked off the girls lacrosse team?… Because she kept running away from the ball.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good lacrosse knock knock jokes?
- Why can’t you play lacrosse with pigs?… They hog the ball.
- Why are scrambled eggs like a losing lacrosse team?… Because they’ve both been beaten
- What kind of lacrosse team cries when it loses?… A bawl (ball) club. #lax
- Two lacrosse teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has scored a goal. How can this be?… The teams were all women.
- What time is it when a hockey team chases a lacrosse team?… Ten after nine. (9:10)
- How are lacrosse players like pioneers?… They both look to settle.
- What do lacrosse player like for candy?… A fast break.
- Which lacrosse player has the biggest cleats?… The one with the biggest feet!
- What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend?… Homeless.
- How are defensive lacrosse players like a bus?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
- Where do FOGOs go to dance?… Lacrosse balls. (Dance Jokes)
- Where do middies go to dance?… Lacrosse balls. (Dance Jokes)
- Where do long stikcs go to dance?… Lacrosse balls. (Dance Jokes)
- Why was Cinderella such a bad lacrosse player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why is a lacrosse field the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
- Where does a lacrosse player go when she needs a new uniform?… New Jersey
- Why isn’t lacrosse played in the jungle always fair?… Because of the cheetahs (cheaters).
- How do we know that lacrosse officials are happy?…. Because they whistle while they work.
- You are locked inside a car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course!
- Why is hotter after a lacrosse game?… All the fans have left.
- What kind of lacrosse team cries when it loses?… A bawl (ball) club.
- What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend?… Homeless.
- What do you call a lacrosse player with a sharp stick?… Cutting edge.
- Lacrosse Puns: I tried lacrosse, but the stick kept stealing my attention.
- Lacrosse Puns: Lacrosse: where hitting someone with a stick is socially acceptable.
- Lacrosse Puns: I play lacrosse… mostly in my dreams.
- Lacrosse Puns: Lacrosse players know how to stick together.
- Lacrosse Puns: I’d tell a lacrosse joke, but it might cross the line.
- Lacrosse Puns: Lacrosse is just hockey that went to college.
- Lacrosse Puns: I tried lacrosse once—it was a ball.
- Lacrosse Puns: Lacrosse players: pros at net-working.
- Lacrosse Puns: I’m in a committed relationship… with my lacrosse stick.
- Lacrosse Puns: Lacrosse: fast, furious, and full of fun.
- Lacrosse Puns: Life’s a pitch, but lacrosse makes it better.
- Lacrosse Puns:You can’t stick with me if you can’t handle my goals
- Lacrosse Puns:This game is un-crosse-ably fun.
- Lacrosse Puns: Just winging it on the field.
- Lacrosse Puns: Keep calm and cradle on.
- Lacrosse Puns: I came, I saw, I scooped.
- Lacrosse Puns: No defense against my sense of humor.
- Lacrosse Puns:Passing time with style.
- Lacrosse Puns: Sticks and goals may break my foes.
- Lacrosse Puns: Eat, sleep, lax, repeat.
- Lacrosse Puns: Net gains all day.
- Lacrosse Puns: Sticking to the plan.
- Lacrosse Puns: The goalie is my best frenemy.
- Lacrosse Puns: Lacrosse hair, don’t care.
- Lacrosse Puns: Midfield is my happy place/
- Lacrosse Puns: Defense wins championships, offense wins.
- Lacrosse Puns: I tried to start a lacrosse bakery, but I couldn’t make enough dough to roll.
- Lacrosse Puns: Lacrosse players never get lost — they always follow the stick signs.
- Lacrosse Puns: My lacrosse coach told me to play fair, but I thought he said play flair.
- Lacrosse Puns: A lacrosse ball walked into a bar, but it bounced out too fast.
- Lacrosse Puns: Lacrosse sticks are great listeners; they always catch my drift.
- Lacrosse Puns: The referee’s whistle?… It’s the real game-changer.
- Lacrosse Puns: I asked my goalie friend for advice — he blocked me.
- My lacrosse jokes?… Always on the goal line.
- Lacrosse Puns: I threw a lacrosse pun, but it didn’t stick.
- Lacrosse Puns: Don’t trust a lazy attacker… they just can’t net it together.
- Lacrosse Puns: Our team’s defense is like WiFi — sometimes strong, sometimes not.
- Lacrosse Puns: I joined a lacrosse team for kicks… but found out there are no kicks.
- Lacrosse Puns: My coach said practice makes perfect, so I skipped practice perfectly.
- Lacrosse Puns: The midfielder broke up with his girlfriend — too much running around.
- Lacrosse Puns: Lacrosse players don’t retire, they just lose their grip.
- Lacrosse Puns: I told my teacher I was cradling knowledge