Preakness Stakes Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Preakness Stakes jokes.
2. Flower Jokes: What do you call the woman who always gets in a fight at the Preakness Stakes?… Black-Eyed Susan.
3. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Chip Honcho… The unofficial horse of Cinco De Mayo. Goes great with salsa and a margarita.
4. Iron Honor… the unofficial horse of Iron workers unions.
5. Geometry Jokes: What is a geometry teacher’s favorite part of the Preakness Stakes?… The Winner’s Circle.
6. Bastille Day Jokes: Napoleon Solo… he is going to go it alone in the Preakness Stakes.
7. Maryland Jokes: In honor of the Preakness Stakes: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
8. The Atlantic White Shark Conservancy is pulling for Great White to win the 2026 Preakness Stakes.
9. 2026 Preakness Contenders: Who are the people of India cheering for in the 2026 Preakness?… Taj Mahal.
10. IStar Wars Jokes: Is Han Solo a fan of Napoleon Solo?
11. Movie Jokes: Who is Robert DeNiro cheering for in the 2026 Preakness?… Are you Talkin to me?
12. Lawyer Jokes: The Hell We Did… the unofficial horse of the county jail.
13. Bull By The Horns… the unofficial horse of Red Bull.
14. Iron Honor… the unofficial horse of Iron workers.
15. Grammar Jokes: 2025 Preakness: Who is an English teacher’s favorite race horse of all time?… Journalism.
16. Who are Iron Workers cheering for in the 2026 Preakness?… Iron Honor.
17. Napoleon Solo… he is one of a kind.
18. Raise a corona to Preakness Stakes horse Corona de Oro! 
19. Track & Field Jokes: Do you think Usain Bolt could beat Incredibolt in a race?
20. Pretty Boy Miyah… Most likely horse to be on the cover of GQ.
21. Preakness Stakes Jokes:
22. 2025 Preakness: Who is a writer’s favorite race horse of all-time?… Journalism.
23. 2025 Preakness: Who is a an English professor’s favorite race horse of all-time?… Journalism.
24. Triple Crown Jokes: What sporting event does the British Royal Family always follow?… The Preakness. It is part of the Triple Crown.
25. What do you call a horse that loves to play games at Pimlico?… A gamblin’ trotter!
26. Why do racehorses make terrible secret agents?… Because they’re always stalling and they can’t stop neigh-ing about it!
27. Why did the thoroughbred bring a bucket of paint to the Preakness?… Because he heard the track was going to be muddy!
28. What is a racehorse’s favorite state?… Neigh-vada!
29. What does a horse do when it gets a new job?… It applies for a stable position.
30. Why did the horse cross the racetrack?… Because he wanted to get to the bit on the other side.
31. Did you hear about the horse that won the Preakness?… Neither did the rest of the field!
32. Wedding Jokes: My wife and I got married on the same day as the Preakness Stakes. I remember it because I was considering betting my life’s savings on this one Filly. … I also considered putting money on the Preakness!
33. Softball Jokes: A softball scout found a remarkable prospect–a horse who was a pretty good fielder and who hit the ball every time she was up at bat. The scout got her a try-out with a big league team. Up at bat, the horse slammed the ball into far left field and stood at the plate, watching it go. “Run!” the manager screamed, “Run!” “Are you kidding?” answered the horse. “If I could run, I’d be in the Kentucky Derby.”
34. Ice Cream Jokes: What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Preakness?… Sherbet.
35. What did the teacher say when the Preakness Stakes horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?”
    Election Jokes: The winner of the Preakness has been invited to the White House. The stallion declined, stating: “If I wanted to look at a horse’s ass, I would’ve come in second.” (Election Jokes)
36. A horse named “Needle and Thread” is running away with the Preakness Stakes horse race what did the announcer say?… “I think he’s got this race all sewn up.”
37. Where do Preakness horses get their hair done?… Maine.
38. When do vampires like the Preakness?… When it’s neck and neck.
39. How does a Preakness Stakes horse greet another horse?…With Maryland Horspitality!
40. What Maryland horse race do butchers love?… The Preakness “Stakes!”
41. What did one Preakness horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
42. What kind of bread does a Preakness horse eat?… Thoroughbred.
43. What May horse race do butchers love?… The Preakness “Stakes!”
44. Did you hear about the horse with the negative attitude?… She always said Neigh.
45. What Triple Crown horse race do butchers love?… The Preakness “Stakes!”
46. What do Preakness horses eat?… Fast Food.
47. What did the Preakness Stakes waiter say to the race horse?… I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.
48. What do you call a well balanced Preakness Stakes horse?… Stable.
49. Why are most Preakness horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
50. What is a retired race horse’s favorite sport?… Stable Tennis.
51. Where do colts go when they’re sick?… The horsepital!
52. Where do race horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy!
53. Why are jockeys so skinny?… Because they only eat Seabiscuits and tea.
54. Why don’t racehorses wear underwear?… Because it rides up on them!
55. I call my son Seabiscuit because all he does is horse around.
56. A dog is man’s best friend, especially after you lose money on a horse.
57. What did the retired Preakness horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
58. How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?… Start with a large fortune.
59. What do you call a scary horse?… A nightmare!
60. What type of apple does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh.
61. How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?… His horse’s name was Friday!
62. Are you a Preakness Stakes race horse?… Yay or neigh?
63. Are you watching the Preakness Stakes?… Yay or neigh?
64. What do you call a race horse with the negative altitude?… Neigh!
65. What did the momma say to the foal?… Its pasture your bedtime.
66. What’s the quickest way to get mail a Preakness horse?… Use the Pony Express.
67. What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz.
68. Where do you put two horses that just broke up?… In the pasture.
69. What kind of horses go out after dusk?… Nightmares!
70. Why was the horse naked?… Because the jockey fell off.
71. What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?… A nightmare!
72. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Preakness Stakes?
73. What gets a jockey drunk at the bar?… A furlong island ice tea.
74. They call the Preakness the fastest two minutes in sports… But they clearly haven’t seen me start, then quit, a 5K.
75. What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?… A tale of WHOA!
76. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Preakness Stakes?
77. Why are race horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
78. What do you call a race horse with only 2 legs?… Goody two-shoes.
79. What do race horses eat?… Fast Food.
80. What did the Preakness horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
81. I hate to beat a dead horse, but If I’ve got enough money in the Kentucky Derby… you better believe I’ll do what’s necessary.
82. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Preakness Stakes knock knock jokes?
83. Person #1: “Your mare – what breed is it?” Person #2: “No clue, but it beat the winner of this year’s Preakness.” “Why wasn’t it entered for the Triple Crown?” “Problem is, it gallops only at night. Snoozes in the daytime.” “Tsk tsk tsk… a nightmare.”
84. What’s the best kind of car to use in a demolition derby?… Dodge.
85. Why was the driver fired from the demolition derby?… He was accused of wreckless driving.
86. What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh.
87. What sporting event does a king always follow?… The Preakness. It is part of the Triple Crown.
88. What sporting event does a queen always follow?… The Preakness. It is part of the Triple Crown.
89. Why did the horse cross the Preakness track?… Because someone told him it was the fastest way to the barn.
90. What do you call a horse that loves the Preakness?… A neigh-bor!
91. Why do racehorses make terrible secret agents?… Because they’re always horsing around and can never keep a stable job.
92. What’s a racehorse’s favorite sport?… Stable tennis.
93. How does a jockey know which horse to pick?… It’s just a matter of stew-pendous intuition!
94. Where do racehorses go when they retire?… To the pasture, where they can finally find a little peace and quiet.
95. Why did the jockey wear loud shirts?… Because he wanted his horse to hear him coming!
96. What kind of horse stays up all night?… A night-mare!
97. What kind of horse can you ride without a saddle?… A merry-go-round.