Summer Olympics Jokes

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  1. Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the LA Summer Olympics?
  2. XXXIV Summer Olympics:Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the LA Summer Olympics?
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the website for the LA Olympics? https://www.olympics.com/en/olympic-games/los-angeles-2028
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me where the next Summer Olympics will be held?… The next Summer Olympics will be held in Los Angeles, California, USA, from July 14 to July 30, 2028. Known as LA28, these Games will mark the third time Los Angeles has hosted the Summer Olympics (previously 1932 and 1984) and will feature over 40 sports at venues across Southern California.
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me when the next Summer Olympics will be held?… The next Summer Olympics will be held in Los Angeles, USA, from July 14 to July 30, 2028. The opening ceremony will be held on July 14, 2028, with events taking place at venues across Southern California, including the LA Memorial Coliseum and SoFi Stadium.
  6. Gymnastics Jokes: Simone Biles was full of smiles after competing at the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics.
  7. A Book Never Written: “The Marathon” by Will E. Makit.
  8. My tryout for the Summer Olympic diving team was a flop… But I made quite a splash with the judges.
  9. If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport… I would probably get bronze.
  10. Why do the athletes sweat a lot more at the 2020 Olympics than at the last ones?… There are no fans.
  11. I reckon I could have won something at the youth olympics… If it wasn’t for all those medalling kids.
  12. What do Olympic runners eat before running?… Nothing, because they fast.
  13. Why does the Olympics swimming have lifeguards?… In case one of the swimmers has a stroke.
  14. What do you call an Olympic skateboarder?… An Ollie-mpian.
  15. What’s the main rule of the Insomnia Olympics?… You snooze, You lose.
  16. What do you call an ape that wins at the Olympics?… A Chimpion!
  17. The Easter Bunny joined the Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots.
  18. If laziness was an olympic sport, I would not have have signed up for it… Too much hassle.
  19. When asked how I got into olympic diving as a career I always reply: Just sort of fell into it, really.
  20. Sigmund Freud was an Olympic Gold Medalist… He took home the medal for Mental Gymnastics.
  21. If laziness was an Olympic sport… I’d come in fourth so I wouldn’t have to walk up to the podium.
  22. What is the best part of an Olympic boxer’s joke?… The punch line.
  23. Winter Olympics Jokes: What happens when you don’t make the Summer Olympics?… You luge.
  24. A book never written: “How to Win at the Summer Olympics” by Vick Tori. 
  25. Teacher: Please use the word “account” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “On account of three, we’ll start the race.” 
  26. Why couldn’t the wolf run in the marathon?… He wasn’t a part of the human race! 
  27. Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?… It was two-tired. 
  28. What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Summer Olympics?… Gopher gold. 
  29. What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?… Prontosaurus. 
  30. Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?…  Because the players dribble all over the court! 
  31. What’s the fastest bug at the Olympics?… The quicket. 
  32. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move? … The splits!
  33. A book never written: “How to Do Gymnastics” by Tom E. Tuck.
  34. How do fireflies start a race?… On your mark. Get set. Glow!” 
  35. Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… They couldn’t keep their trunks up! 
  36. Olympiads… Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games. 
  37. What’s Trump’s favorite Olympic sport?… Fencing!
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