Easter Jokes:
- What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Top Basketball Jokes)
- Winter Olympics Jokes: The Easter Bunny joined the Winter Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots.
- Pancake Jokes: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP.
- Blizzard Jokes: What type of storm does the easter bunny love?… A Nor’ Easter!
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Top Psychology Jokes)
- What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.”
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny.
- How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets! (Top Basketball Jokes)
- What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? … 14 carrot gold.
- What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force. (Veterans Day Jokes)
- What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending. (Book Jokes)
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale. (Book Jokes)
- Why did the egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings! (Top Baseball Jokes: Baseball Jokes for Kids)
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York! (Top U.S. Geography Jokes)
- What do you call an egg from outer space? … An “Egg-stra terrestial.” (Top Astronomy Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte!
- What did the Easter Bunny tweet on New Year’s Day? … Hoppy New Year. (Top New Year’s Day Jokes)
- Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day!
- What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! (Top Psychology Jokes)
- Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken!
- Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet!
- What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead! (Top Psychology Jokes
- How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours!
- What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up!
- What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?… The Easter Elephant.
- How are rabbits like calculators? … They both multiply really fast. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- How do you get letter to a bunny? … Hare mail.
- What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
- Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
- How do bunnies stay healthy? … Eggercise!
- Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants.
- Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? … She had to call an eggs-terminator!
- Why was the little girl sad after the race? … Because an egg beater! (Track & Field Jokes)
- What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days.
- Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up”
- Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? … Because their cable was scrambled.
- What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? … a rash of good luck.
- What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
- What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
- What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? … He cracked up.
- What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? … Egg-zosted!
- How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
- Why are people always tired in April? … Because they just finished a march. (April Jokes)
- Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment!
- What do ducks have for lunch? … Soup and quackers!
- Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? … Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
- Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter? … In the dictionary. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? … Hareobics.
- How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? … Hoppy Easter!
- Why did the magician have to cancel his show? … He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
- What type of movie is about water fowl? … A duckumentary.
- What is the end of Easter? … The letter R.
- What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in? … Mallardjusted.
- Why is the letter A like a flower? … A bee comes after it
- What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? … Basket-ball, of course! (Top Basketball Jokes)
- Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store! (Black Friday Jokes)
- Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
- What kind of jokes do eggs tell? … Egg yolks!
- What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
- Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
- What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? … You need an eggsplanation!
- What sport are the eggs good at? … Running!
- What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? … Hop suey!
- Why was the father Easter egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled.
- Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins
- What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? … You’re “Egg-stra special.”What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird! (Top Basketball Jokes)
- How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?… She hires Santa’s elves during off-season. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
