Easter Jokes

by | Apr 2, 2024 | Latest News

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  1. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Top Basketball Jokes)
  2. Nor’easter Jokes: I do not celebrate Christmas… Nor’Easter
  3. Nor’easter Jokes: I do not celebrate Good Friday… Nor’Easter.
  4. What is the difference between Sauron and The Easter Bunny?… Nobody knows, no one has seen either one.
  5. Principal Jokes: What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. 
  6. Nor’easter Jokes: What do you get when you cross a giant winter storm with a rabbit that hides eggs?… The Nor’easter Bunny! 
  7. Nor’easter Jokes: Easter… the unofficial holiday of a Nor’Easter.
  8. Winter Olympics Jokes: The Easter Bunny joined the Winter Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots.
  9. Pancake Jokes: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP.
  10. Blizzard Jokes: What type of storm does the easter bunny love?… A Nor’ Easter!
  11. U2 Jokes: Easter 2026… a GREAT Easter for U2 fans with the release of the Easter Lilly EP.
  12. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Top Psychology Jokes)
  13. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.”
  14. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny.
  15. How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets! (Top Basketball Jokes)
  16. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? … 14 carrot gold.
  17. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  18. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending. (Book Jokes)
  19. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale. (Book Jokes)
  20. Why did the egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings! (Top Baseball Jokes: Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  21. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York! (Top U.S. Geography Jokes)
  22. What do you call an egg from outer space? … An “Egg-stra terrestial.” (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  23. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte!
  24. What did the Easter Bunny tweet on New Year’s Day? … Hoppy New Year. (Top New Year’s Day Jokes)
  25. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  26. How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
  27. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day!
  28. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! (Top Psychology Jokes)
  29. Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken!
  30. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet!
  31. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead! (Top Psychology Jokes
  32. How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours!
  33. What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up!
  34. What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?… The Easter Elephant.
  35. How are rabbits like calculators? … They both multiply really fast. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  36. How do you get letter to a bunny? … Hare mail.
  37. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
  38. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
  39. How do bunnies stay healthy? … Eggercise!
  40. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants.
  41. Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? … She had to call an eggs-terminator!
  42. Why was the little girl sad after the race? … Because an egg beater! (Track & Field Jokes)
  43. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days.
  44. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up”
  45. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? … Because their cable was scrambled.
  46. What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? … a rash of good luck.
  47. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
  48. What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
  49. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? … He cracked up.
  50. What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? … Egg-zosted!
  51. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
  52. Why are people always tired in April? … Because they just finished a march. (April Jokes)
  53. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment!
  54. What do ducks have for lunch? … Soup and quackers!
  55. Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? … Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
  56. Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter? … In the dictionary. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  57. Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? … Hareobics.
  58. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? … Hoppy Easter!
  59. Why did the magician have to cancel his show? … He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
  60. What type of movie is about water fowl? … A duckumentary.
  61. What is the end of Easter? … The letter R.
  62. What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in? … Mallardjusted.
  63. Why is the letter A like a flower? … A bee comes after it
  64. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
  65. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? … Basket-ball, of course! (Top Basketball Jokes)
  66. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store! (Black Friday Jokes)
  67. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
  68. What kind of jokes do eggs tell? … Egg yolks!
  69. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
  70. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
  71. What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? … You need an eggsplanation!
  72. What sport are the eggs good at? … Running!
  73. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? … Hop suey!
  74. Why was the father Easter egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled.
  75. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins
  76. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? … You’re “Egg-stra special.”What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird! (Top Basketball Jokes)
  77. How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?… She hires Santa’s elves during off-season. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)